What are some funny and humorous sentences that send selfies?

1. I didn't reply to your message in winter, not because of the high cold, but because of my cold hands.

2. Why are you so dark? Because I don't want to waste my life.

3, fat let go of my waist, have the ability to come at my chest.

4, ugly before, embarrassed to take a selfie. It's different now. What a thick skin.

5. Only 5% of real fruit can be called real fruit, and my selfie is only 5%. How can I be called a photo liar?

6. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out a beauty camera to deceive life.

Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour?

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill.