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One day, Xiao Ming dressed up and drove a sports car. He was very excited to go to the party. He thought that the conditions were so good that he must be the favorite of many hot girls, but he appointed three dinosaur sisters to take his car. Xiao Ming was so angry that he didn't want to say a word and drove with a long face. Unexpectedly, the dinosaur sisters spoke: handsome boy, you are in a bad mood! Otherwise, why don't you talk? Xiao Ming replied coldly: Have you ever seen a garbage truck driver talk to garbage?

Young man, you think you are sad, but in fact you didn't sleep well. You think you are irritable, but you are not full. You think you missed, but in fact you are too idle. Ah, young man.

I don't care, there can't be a chemical plant near my home, but I want chemical products, not a base station, but I want a signal, not a building, but I want a map of the tunnel viaduct. You can't kill small animals, but I want to eat game. I don't care, you get it for me, and you must cure my illness or I will smash the hospital.

Go to buy watermelon with my daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: You wait for me to calm down for a while.

As a leader, I never dare to talk more. Xiao Li, a subordinate, came to my house to play last month. I casually said: "There is no air conditioning at home, and it is hot, so I smiled." The next day, Xiao Li decorated five air conditioners for me! Last week, I saw Lao Zhang having lunch in the office. It's fried fish I said casually, "Oh, it smells good." That night. Lao Zhang gave me a box of fresh fish. Yesterday, I met Xiao Wang and his daughter-in-law shopping. I casually praised two sentences: "Oh, Xiao Wang, your daughter-in-law is so beautiful!" "That night, I was at home and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. When I opened the door, Xiao Wang's daughter-in-law stood at the door and saw me smiling: "Leader, Xiao Wang said that my sister-in-law is not at home, let me accompany you! "