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Can I satisfy my son? My mother didn't help me put out the fire the night before the college entrance examination.

Can I satisfy my son? My mother helped me put out the fire the night before the college entrance examination. Without this situation, it is generally impossible for my mother to do so. Only by helping him to have a correct attitude and maintain a good attitude can he get good grades in the exam. It is wrong to put out the fire like this.

Before the college entrance examination, how many mothers helped their sons put out the fire without putting too much pressure on their children? As the college entrance examination approaches, parents will let their children have a good rest, eat well and wear well, and enter the college entrance examination room in a relaxed state. This is called fire fighting.

Will the mother satisfy her son? I think so! ! But keep it a secret! Wear condoms! No, if you think too much, you can give full play to the gene. Of course, because it doesn't affect others. It is good to be satisfied with each other. I also want to find a mother like that. My son and I often do it, and so does his father. ...

Composition: That night, I listened to my mother tell a story. One day, I couldn't sleep, so I asked her to tell stories. She said, "Your uncle and I had two pigs when we were children. They are cute and smart. " I thought: pigs are not cute at all, and they stink. She went on to say, "piggy knows that I was very difficult when I was a child, because science was not developed at that time and I couldn't afford to eat." They don't eat it when I cook it for them. At night, they go out and steal corn from other people's fields. After eating, I quietly returned to the pigsty. "I think they are still a little smart and will help the owner save food." They are lovely. Once, your uncle and I rode a little pig to run a race. I said,' that man's team was the first to run to the finish line and gave him the corn on the cob.' The pig seemed to understand what I said and ran as fast as he could. Finally, my little pig arrived first. ""Your little pig is so good. "I said." However, in order to make a living, I had to buy them later. "My mother said. I said, "Poor little pig!" I think, think, tears can't help but flow down.

It doesn't matter if mom helps me with that, so you will be more calm, don't have psychological pressure and treat sexual enlightenment correctly.

Your mother loves you so much and has a good sex life.

I gave your mother a hard time.

Hehe, just do it. We have done a good job of keeping secrets in Japan.

Mom will help me, okay? The average mother won't do this unless she is too fond of you or a single mother. If only your mother could help me.

My mother helped me with my dinner composition. Once, my mother was sick! Say to me: I don't feel well. If you are hungry, cook for yourself. But when I play computer, I forget my mother's words. When I remembered this, I passed by the living room and found my mother lying on the sofa, mopping the floor cleanly and dropping the mop. I'll get the quilt and cover her right away!