Talk about humor after work

1. Life is like a pencil that is constantly being used. It was sharp at first, and then it gradually became smooth. However, if it goes too well, it's almost time to cut it again.

2. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons in my mind to ask for leave and not want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

How nice it was when I was a child. I went to sleep after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

5. For the rest of your life, if your husband smokes, you can buy a small earring; If your husband drinks, you can buy a small ring. Don't make trouble when your husband is socializing. Buy a small necklace. Many years later, you are rich, you are rich, you are rich and have a diamond ring, and you are rich and prosperous. He is just a bad old man. Ok, let's get started.

6. The so-called work is that we exchange our souls for money and then redeem our souls with money. The so-called fate: nothing more than exchanging health for money in the first half of life and exchanging money for health in the second half!

7. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

8. Families with difficulty getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

9. It's noon and it's hard to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

10, I really want to sleep at work, but I want to surf the internet after work, but I don't want to sleep online. This feeling ...

1 1, the feeling of getting off work; Like winning the grand prize, it is joyful and wonderful; Like a long-lost party, crazy and carefree; Like my sincere blessing, I run around you and pray all the time; Have a nice day off work!

12. From "I am in class" to "I am at work", the sadness during the period is only known to ourselves.

13, I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

14, topic: after work, dad came back one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

15, everyone loves to get off work, play mahjong and play cards, and have nothing to drink and order. If you are excited to come together, the off-duty time will be high! I wish you happiness and health after work!

16, the current overtime is a debt I owed when I skipped class.

17, I am used to living alone now, working alone, getting off work alone and sleeping alone.

18, I don't want to go to work seven days a week.