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Qq space is fun to say.

1, ask what the world is like, and ask people to pull down their clothes and pants.

Don't look at me from your point of view, you don't understand.

Just one more look at you in the crowd, you think I want to take a taxi.

4, the wind is really blowing, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

When I am strong, I will sweep all the snacks in the supermarket!

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

7. Prepare a memoir to recall meeting, knowing each other, falling in love and being together.

8. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

9. As long as a woman is strong once, men will expect her to stay strong.

10, the most romantic thing in my heart is to grow old with you.

1 1 has a sad name, and this math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

12 donor, come to Japan with a B and touch your chest!

13, the first person in my heart is you. Past, present and future.

14, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

15. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

16. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

17, I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow, so I got up and threw it away.

18, the greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

19, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild.

20, life I am sorry for you, because I have never been good to you.

2 1, asking how sad you can be, riding a monkey in the tree and riding a monkey underground.

22. This man is lazy, leaving nothing behind.

23, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense with me.

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell a * * *.

25. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

26. God didn't take special care of me, nor abandoned me, just playing with me.

27. There are only two kinds of drivers: the rookie who drives slower than me and the driver who drives faster than me.

28, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the coffin does not open.

29. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

30. Not all beautiful women who look * * * are * * *, but they may be salesmen.

3 1 has many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

32. You don't have to leave your name to do good deeds, but you must leave your real name when you go to Weibo, so it's not a good thing to go to Weibo.

33. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

34. Fate is like * * *. If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it.

35, children cough badly, most of them don't want to go to school to pretend, just have a meal.

36, that who, go back and sprinkle a bag of urine to rinse your mouth and come back!

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

38. Your appearance has broken through the limits of human imagination.

39. To be a white-collar worker, you have to prepare more white shirts. First, it is a profession, and second, it is easy to expose the color of the bra!

40. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

4 1, you must not know that I once liked you so hopelessly.

42. Who is smarter than a genius? You have no chance of winning. You should compete with his stupidity and win.

I can, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

44, go your own way (next88), love soldiers in two ways!

45. Tears can detoxify, so I cry desperately.

46. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I thought, can't I stay original?

47. A woman is so cute before knowing, and so fierce after knowing.

48. I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

49. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

50. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

5 1, for the sake of your IQ, I won't tell you anything.

52. You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!

53. If you call me ugly in the future, I will take you as a confession.

54. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

55. Distance does not necessarily produce beauty, but it may interpret fragile love.

56. Even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle!

57. There is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.

58. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?

59. Next, I will give you a family stunt. A big stone breaks your chest.

60. Happiness means having you for breakfast after good morning and having you for good night after dinner.

6 1, less and less heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.

62. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!

63, just plain, don't argue, draw a blue sky for yourself.

64. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. It's too thin.

65. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

67. Let the wheel of your history roll forward, but Vince, the traffic on the Third Ring Road, does not move!

68. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

70. Without studying, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

7 1, if you don't eat what's in the bowl, it's more worry-free to eat it in a pot.

72, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

73. We should increase our study, reduce our pride, seize opportunities and eliminate laziness.

74. Do you feel jumping like qq login?

Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her.

76, don't experience * * *, how can you get married, no one can just be a mother!

Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.

78. I'd like to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

79. Whether studying or traveling, body and soul must be on the road.

80, 12 12 thin, a catty of fat, makes me feel bad!

8 1, sometimes, there is an impulse to cry, but I don't know why.

Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

84. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

85, we are all like children, fooling around because we rely on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

86. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

There are so many life guides all over the country, but I am in The Journey to the West.

88. Do you like a person? You haven't given up yet.