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Talk about confusion

1, I didn't go anywhere on Tanabata. I squatted at home and watched, but I could tear a pair apart.

2. The second message is not because it is important to me, but because the mobile phone is nearby and there is no mute.

We always take pains to say that love is far away from us.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

The gap between cunning and cleverness lies not in intelligence, but in morality.

I stood on tiptoe and listened to the wind quietly. Everything has changed.

7. Nothing in this world can measure the true value of love.

8. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

9. The desk is a calligraphy commemorative book left by the last student to the next student.

10, since it is a wound, it will heal sooner or later.

1 1, and I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

12, we used to be so stubborn that we wanted to be with our beloved, but we didn't expect to be separated in the end.

13, a group of people with no achievements actually accused a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic.

14, you said you love me, just like your period.

15, I can play dumb, but don't think I'm really stupid.

Is it silly to distinguish between roses and roses?

Are the roses on the market real roses? What is the relationship between roses and Chinese rose? Chinese rose and Chinese rose are similar in shape, and it is often difficult to distinguish them. But they all belong to the genus Rosa, and they are different plants, so there are great differences in leaf shape, thorn shape and fruit shape. Their differences are as follows: roses in the true sense are clustered, densely villous and have hard and sharp thorns. The leaves are smooth, with wrinkles on the front and white bristles on the back. Flowering throughout the year 1 time, flowering period 1 month. The fruit is oblate. Roses are generally planted as cash crops, extracting rose oil and essence, or making scented tea.

Rose, with flat and smooth leaves and sparse sharp and curved thorns on its branches. 3 ~ 5 leaflets, less than roses. It can blossom in many seasons. Fruit is spherical. Most of the pots I usually buy are roses, and all the cut flowers are roses. Flower sizes vary, from mini roses to big roses, which can bloom all year round. Leaves are three to five glossy big leaves. The number of thorns varies from species to species, but it is generally not as dense as roses.

To distinguish roses, roses and roses, we often distinguish them from branches, leaves and flowers:

1. Branches: The branches of Chinese rose flowers are upright, and there are often several hooked thorns on the branches, and the new branches are purple;

Rose branches are also upright, with thick branches, black stems and dense needles;

2. Leaves: Chinese rose flowers generally have 3-5 leaflets with flat and smooth leaves;

5-9 rose leaflets with thick and wrinkled leaves and sunken veins, with 4 layers of mortar-like fur attached to the back of the leaves;

3. Flowers: Chinese rose flowers are generally single flowers, with few flower clusters, large flowers, bright colors, long flower stalks and many petals, which bloom 4-6 times a year;

Roses are solitary or clustered, and bloom from May to August every year 1 time. The flower stalk is short, the flower is small, the color is mostly purple, and the fragrance is better than that of rose.

Education and industrial mathematics (short for mathematics in education and industry)

How to quickly distinguish roses from Chinese rose flowers?

1. The flowers of Chinese roses are also bigger than roses.

2. There are fewer thorns on the stems of Chinese rose flowers, and the thorns are relatively large, about three or four per node, and the stems are relatively smooth.

Roses have many thorns and bristles, and the hard thorns on the flower stems are dense.

The leaves of roses are bright, but the leaves of roses are dim.

5. Chinese rose flowers are big and colorful; Roses are smaller and usually pink.

6. Chinese rose flowers are generally single flowers, but there are also several clustered flowers, generally 1-3, with a flower diameter of about 5 cm or more and a long flower stalk, so the Chinese rose flowers are unbeaten, so they are called moon red and Chinese rose flowers.

7. The fruit of a rose is spherical, while a rose is oblate.

In a word, I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

1. I miss you the most and I don't want to disturb you the most.

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like holding a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the heavier the injury.

Thinking of you without warning is my secret.

4.4. What if OPPO R7 only takes five minutes to charge? Someone will talk to you for two hours.

5. Not afraid of radiation, tired eyes, waking up in the middle of the night, staying up late and getting up early. I'm afraid I'll miss any news and news from you.

6. What if our feelings change? I'll see you when we break up.

Secret love is probably to secretly observe his every move, but on the surface it is dismissive.

8. I dare not look directly at you, for fear that every look seems to be a confession to you.

9. The happiest thing is that the person who loves you the most plans your future.

10. Who chose my wife's computer as the sofa? Who picked out my wife's curtains? What exactly did you choose my wife for?

1 1. Write your name on a cigarette and breathe it into your lungs to keep you at the nearest distance from my heart.

12. You are someone else's scenery, but my eyes are wet. /calculate/

13. People who are willing to take you home are already on their way. People who want to have dinner with you like to eat sweet and sour.

14. I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

15. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you! He: I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards.

16. All the reluctance ended in the long night.

17. You said that people love while walking, and you are afraid of loneliness. I said that those people are not you, so what should I do?

18. When you like me, I will try my best to dazzle you.

19. Love a person, even if he is poison, you will drink it without hesitation.

20. Inadvertently looking at you will also make my heart move for a long time.

2 1. There is no secret to growing old together. Only when you are in love can you save some feelings and know some gratitude during the cold war.

22. You avoid me invisibly, and I help you invisibly.

I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.

24. Finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands he has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.

25. As long as you start to explain, I will forgive everything.

26. Just as breathing is something that people have at birth, liking someone is also an innate ability.

27. As soon as you explain, I will forgive everything.

28. If one day, you leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

29. I ran all over the campus just to meet him by chance.

30. You will eventually meet such a person who will carefully collect you all his life and put you in a good place for a long time. You don't know who broke who's heart.

First, there is no need to complain and feel sorry for yourself. All the status quo is your own choice. When you start to blame it, you have actually enjoyed all the benefits it brings. What's to complain about? Apart from your greed for everything, you are lazy because you don't want to work hard.

Second, I didn't deliberately avoid age, but I never realized the trace of age on myself. Growth is a painful lesson. I cherish the pure person who will protect my heart from wind and rain more than the scarred experience and accumulation.

Third, when you think you are abandoned, it is the other person who suffers: because he lost someone who really likes him, and you just lost someone who doesn't like you.

Fourth, trust people who like you, don't always doubt my sincerity, and leave some space for each other after intimacy. Miss you often, even if you are bad, put yourself in the other person's shoes and never want to make your face strange. In fact, everyone didn't understand love at first. Only when you have experienced something, even some pain, with the person you like will you become mature and know how to cherish it.

Time can only change those things that are not strong enough.

6. Youth is a season of falling rain. It used to wet the window sill in the past with great fanfare, and the ticking sound sprinted my mind. At first, in the confusing June, I was lost for three seasons and was once lost in tears. The story of youth passed by with an umbrella in the rainy season of youth, covering half my face. The film of youth was shot too fast.

Seven, time flies, I have been lonely for so long, but I have returned to the original appearance.

Send you a message saying that I miss you very much and send you a heart. I hope you are safe. Although I can't see you, my heart has been thinking about you. I remember a song that I really miss you.

Nine, have you ever been heartbroken? Does love belong to me or not? For me, these questions are no longer important, because I have done the last and let go passively. After being hurt by love, I gave up helplessly; Heart, no longer waiting for love. This feeling is like a memory that I really want to throw away. Some things have not been owned but have long been lost.

If I am knocked down by everyone, remember to give me a push and don't be scolded because of me.

Missing you is a habit. I have your memory in my heart. Miss you, miss your heart can not be changed. Missing you is really a habit. Turn on the computer, listen to sad love songs, immerse yourself in the sad melody, and there is only one you in my heart. Missing you is a habit. Touching the keyboard, writing sad emotions.

Twelve, even a small thorn, when stuck in your body, hurts more than anything in the world.

Thirteen, want to be a cool person, turn around and leave, more cruel than you, more ruthless than you.

Fourteen, people's life will inevitably suffer setbacks and failures. The difference is that losers always regard setbacks as failures, so that they can deeply attack their courage to win every time; Winners never give up. Faced with setbacks again and again, they always say to themselves: I have not failed, but I have not succeeded yet. A person who lost temporarily, if he continues to work hard and intends to win back, then his failure today is not a real failure. On the contrary, if he loses the courage to fight again, he really loses.

When we met, we were too young to know anything but love, so we lost each other. Don't meet the right person too early. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

Sixteen, the head is broken, and no one is your father. Why spoil you? Don't be the last person to hit your face. It's very loud.

Seventeen, there is a kind of loss, can not be said, can only rely on feelings; There is a kind of sadness that can't be said and can only be relied on; There is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; There is a kind of heartache called wordless sex. -Zhang Ailing

Eighteen years old, it seems that there must be one last time, otherwise life will be lighter and meaner. We are all on this road, and no one has the privilege of being free from death. Perhaps it is important to know who you are with, share the joys and sorrows of life, and have some important moments with whom, including the last time.

Nineteen, it is not impossible without you, but it is better with you.

Twenty, when a real couple is together, one hour is one second; When we are apart, one second is an hour. I can't tell you what it feels like. I feel this way about you, and I want to tell you that I love you.

If I stop giving my heart to anything and anyone, maybe I really won't feel any more pain.

22. You don't know who broke whose heart.

23. Forgive me for pestering you like a cat. Forgive me for looking for you all day. Forgive me for being rude to you. Forgive the trouble that my appearance has caused you. Sorry, I don't want to nag myself anymore. I don't want to send ten more sentences to get one sentence. Maybe you will never understand my mood now, but I will never bother you again.

Twenty-four, the most important and most difficult thing in the world is yourself. If you are good at controlling yourself, it is too easy to restrain others.

Twenty-five, I really want to bother you, but I have no topic and no courage. Thanks to those hard days, you learned to grow. Some desires are not necessarily responses; The younger a person is, the more reasons to break up. Sometimes it's just because of an angry word, a rumor, an negligence, a little pride, a little ignorance, or just because your complicated little head thinks too much.

Twenty-six. I'm so cute at my age. I am really a sinner.

27. If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice. People's life is short and fragile, and life can't bear too much load; Learn to forget, forget things you shouldn't remember, forget everything that doesn't belong to you; No matter how beautiful the scenery is, we can only appreciate it briefly. Life can't be perfect, and a life with regrets is a real life.

Twenty-eight, pity us shy people, always misunderstood as high cold.

Twenty-nine, you can't see the pain in my heart, nor can you see the scar in my heart. You should comb your wounds, tidy up your wounds, and face the reality with a quiet heart.

Luck can never last a lifetime. The only thing that can help you last a lifetime is your personal ability.

Thirty-one, I met you, I am a drizzle in spring; Staring at you, I am the shade of summer; Close to you, I am a star in late autumn; With you, I am the sunshine in the middle of winter. Marrying you is the greatest happiness in my life.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious!

33. Worry, like vines, is tightly wrapped around the branches of our tree of life, which could have been more vigorous and lush, so that they cannot be born naturally, and the fragrance and beauty are reduced by excessive care. The best way to beat your opponent is not to struggle and not to report. You were not born in a rich family. If you don't have the life of a prince and princess, don't learn the diseases that only princes and princesses get. People have time and money to look up at the sky and feel depressed.