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I can't help thinking of his and her past.

1. Every time I hear your name, I turn around.

Let me be a big liar and cheat you all my life.

I know you may not be great or even care, but I left the best for you.

She gave you her heart, her body, and all kinds of small emotions of jealousy, anger and jealousy.

Memory is not a memory, but the accumulation of a lot of love, just hidden in my heart.

6. When I knew that he had written a sentence, you were very moved. Some people are sad, some people are jealous, and some people are lost.

7. When I talk and laugh with others, he will feel uncomfortable.

I can't even say I'm jealous. What should I do if I miss you?

9. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I know that gentleness is only a moment.

10. I don't quarrel, I don't make trouble, I don't contact you, I don't bother you to live your life, I just live quietly in my heart.

1 1. Can you stop flirting with others in front of me? I can't stand that kind of injury.

12. Seeing your past, I am so jealous. I'm such a cheapskate. I hope we can get to know each other earlier. There is no story about you and them.

13. I was always by your side when you were sad, but you never found out.

14. It's nice to see you holding her, but you forgot the tattoo on your arm. That's my name.

15. I am a hysterical person who can't breathe, whether it's me in spring or me in summer.

16. Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?

17. He never quarrels with her. Later, he recognized a younger sister, who was very kind to him. Later, she got jealous and quarreled with him. The girl took good care of him during the cold war. As a result, he broke up with her and the girl took her place. Our love is like a crack in a cup, which will get longer and deeper until it is completely broken.

18. You actually have her number in your mobile phone …

19. Your happiness blinded my dog's eyes and pierced my heart.

20. I can't help thinking of his and her past.

Speaking of cold, I don't want to get up.

1, so cold, I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

I have tried my best, but I still can't get out of bed.

Every alarm clock has a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

When it's cold and I don't want to get up and go out for dinner, I get an overbearing and enthusiastic phone call and go downstairs to get food!

6. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

7. It's so cold! I like being wrapped in bed, and I don't want to get up even if I don't sleep.

8. I'm so busy in the new semester, but I'm too cold to get up. Overcome inertia and study hard!

9. The weather is very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

10, cold and warm! After walking for 2 nights, I still didn't mean to stop. It was cold and I didn't want to get up!

1 1, it's getting cold and I don't want to get up more and more. Unfortunately, I have to go to work and drag my feet.

12. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

13, it's so cold, I don't want to get up, but the exam is in two days, but there are no seats in the library, but it's so cold outside. Well, the point is the last sentence. Remember to wear trousers when it is cold.

14, don't want to get up. Looking out of the window, it seems that the outside has been covered with a thin layer of white gauze. The late snow is coming after all, but my heart has not fluctuated at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

15, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

16, I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

17, bathing really depends on perseverance, washing clothes depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosiveness.

18, it was hot every day a few days ago, and I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I didn't want to get up in the cold bed these days.

19, I really hate going to work in rainy days. When it is cold, I don't want to get up and go to work. Walking, the trouser legs were covered with mud, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.

20, it's cold, the bed is warm, and I don't want to get up. It's hot, and people tend to feel sleepy and want to sleep. Hey! Don't say that. I don't know what I'm talking about.

2 1, it's cold, and I especially don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother!

22, boring, more and more boring, I hate winter, there are deceptive spring, colder than winter and have the face to say warm spring. In short, it is the most disgusting thing to get up because of the cold and then do nothing.

23. I found a terrible secret. I don't want to get up when it's cold, and I can't open my eyelids when it's warm. What am I swollen for? Should I talk to the weather forecast?

24. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat.

25. It's cold, and the little guy doesn't want to get up. Thinking that she likes little apples so much, she played this song. I thought she would get up as soon as she heard the music. It used to be like this. Unexpectedly, she cried and said not to play music, but to sleep. Poor guy, it seems that I have to go to bed early at night.

26. The weather is very cold. I finally arrived. I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to come out after taking a shower. I don't want to go to bed after coming out, and I don't want to get up after going to bed. Anyway, I must keep calm.

27. It's raining, it's cold, I'm resting, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go out, I don't want to move, I forget everything and I don't want to say anything. When the phone rang, I picked it up and asked if you wanted to go. Idiot, what is this? Well, I really forgot about rage!

28. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

29. It's cold, and I don't want to get up or go out. All because of this little bitch! Then the question is coming. How to solve the problem of eating today? Then the problem was solved, and the work that can earn money at home in the dormitory came!

Let me know if you don't want to get up.

1, I feel that I grew up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up on rainy days. 2. It was hot every day a few days ago, so I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I don't want to get up in a cold bed these days.

During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

4. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

6. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

7. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

8, get up in the morning, look at each other, look in the mirror fat, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

9. Read the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

10, getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

1 1, so cold, I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

12, bathing really depends on perseverance, washing with endurance and getting up with explosiveness.

13, there are always 360 days in a year that I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.

14, cold weather. Now I have to perform with my beloved quilt every morning, and I can't bear to part with you. I don't want to get up! ! !

15, it's cold, and I don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother!

16, don't want to get up. Looking out of the window, it seems that the outside has been covered with a thin layer of white gauze. The late snow is coming after all, but my heart has not fluctuated at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

17, early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once, and the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!

18, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

19, getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

20. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Gusheng's character.

2 1. Actually, I don't want to bother you. Actually, I want to talk to you. I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't speak, I'm afraid I'll die, so today I finally got up the courage: get up!

22. The weather is very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

23. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

24, it is cold, pay attention to keep warm! I stayed last night, but I still didn't mean to stop. It's very cold, I don't want to get up!

25. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat.

26. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

27. Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

28. I really hate going to work in rainy days. When it's cold, people don't want to get up and go to work. When I walked, I threw mud on my trouser legs, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.

I don't want to get up in the morning. It's very cold. Wechat says friends who don't want to get up in cold weather.

1. It was so hot a few days ago that I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. It's too cold to get up these days.

2. Now I feel that even if it is cold, it can't be so depraved, right? People should have a goal to strive for, right? All right, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

I went downstairs to get the express. When I came back, I found Bao Xiao rolling on the bed. I did the housework for a minute or two. But I know I'm not around. I quickly went to bed, hugged Bao Xiao, comforted and warmed my hand. It's still snowing outside, but it's much smaller. The ground was white, and the content in the circle of friends was similar to that of Leng Xue who didn't want to get up. This winter, we can be willful and not get up.

I got up very late today, too. I went to bed after eating. I don't want to get up in cold weather. I don't have much appetite for food. The food was all leftovers from the wine service that day. Although I am married and a family now, I still feel uncomfortable eating something. Alas, I was a little depressed when I was eating, because he was playing on the sofa outside and I was sleeping alone in my room. Alas, I am so narrow-minded.

5. Record, cloudy. Now the silk can't be so full. Open it less. Watching TV at night will make you sleepy, so go to bed early. Get up in the morning and go there to buy food for rainy days. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I still insist on getting up early every day. All right, go to sleep, Ann.

6. I don't want to get up. Looking out of the window, it seems that a thin layer of white gauze has been laid outside. The late snow came after all, but my heart didn't fluctuate at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

7. It's cold. I don't want to get up. I want someone to fish me out of the quilt. (just thinking, ha ha, how can a fat man be qualified? Only I am allowed to say that I am fat, so you can say that I am fat. )

8. It's cold, and I especially don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother!

9. The weather is very cold. Now I have to perform with my beloved quilt every morning, and I can't bear to part with you. I don't want to get up! ! !

10. Let me love you wholeheartedly ~ bed.

1 1. Insomnia is the pain of breathing. This makes my dark circles worse. Getting up early is the pain of breathing. It keeps me out of my warm bed.

12.h Chen Jiezhen is not that I don't fold the quilt, but that I miss the past, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

13.﹏now: What we can't improve now are scores, weight, chopsticks and beds.

14. "Children's paper is lonely in sadness. The temperature of the bed is my irresistible passion.

15. If the quilt is the grave of youth, then I can die in it.

16. Sleep these two days and try to stay under the covers. I realized a truth. It turns out that I don't have any phone bills.

17. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

18. When you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

19. Nothing can go in or out in this life except the bed.

20. Bed, please respect yourself and let me go. I have classes.

2 1. It's not your problem, it's the bed.

22. I have been abused thousands of times in winter. I am the most rogue in the winter as my first love. I always like to freeze my hands and feet;

23. Every day when I get up, I have to stage a play with Wobeijun: I fight to the death, lingering, lingering, reluctant, and hate.

24. Wobeijun, please leave me alone!

25. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, one is under the covers and the other is outside.

26. One of the cruelest things in the world-struggling to get out of the warm bed in winter.

27. The only thing that can't be put down at present is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

28. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

29. What people can afford, but don't want to put down, is chopsticks!

30. What makes people sink in, but can't extricate themselves, is the quilt!

3 1. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is quilt

32. It's a horrible world outside the bed.

33. Wobeijun, don't do this. I have a school.

34. Computer Jun, don't do this. I have homework.

35. In winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.

36. Playing hooligans in winter always makes your hands and feet cold.

37. Bed, please give me a chance. You know I love you and I want to be with you forever.

38. Three laws of life: hamburger+coke = gourmet bed+pillow = sleeping computer+mouse = playing computer.

39. I didn't know until I hid under the covers and fought with the bed in the morning. It turns out that I forgot to go to bed early again last night.

40. Blow hard against the relentless wind. We hid in the quilt. Ha ha.

4 1. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

42. Come when the end comes. I won't leave my bed. If I die, I will die under the covers ~

43. The favorite thing in winter, besides eating hot pot, is the quilt.

I like lying in bed in winter. I can't leave you in the morning, when I see you at night, just like Sanqiu.

When the sauce of instant noodles changes from liquid to solid, I know that winter is coming.

46. The deadly winter is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

47. This morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

48. I woke up at six o'clock, and when I thought that young people should be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, I silently huddled under the bed.

49. If you don't feel well, hide under the covers. At least the covers are warm.

50. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die under the covers and never wake up.