The Zodiac of Joke Story

On this day, the animals of the zodiac once again fight for sorting.

The tiger said, "Rank is stronger than strength." Everyone said yes, but how to compare? Tigers say it's a contest, monkeys say it's better than climbing trees and cows say it's better than strength. There is no result. The dragon said, "Since we can't argue, let's have a ‘PK'." Everyone cheered, but PK, who will be the judge?

Horses say donkeys are smart, monkeys say apes are sensitive, and chickens say ducks are fine. They quarreled and quarreled. Finally, they agreed that the only way to choose a fair judge who has nothing to do with everyone is to be human.

PK started, and the mouse appeared first. It ran to a little girl, who saw it and shouted, "Mouse, fight!" " "It's a mouse crossing the street, and everyone shouts. Zheng Xiao, a sentient creature, is watching invisibly. When he saw this scene, he laughed his head off. The mouse is back. He said proudly, "What's the matter? The judges shouted' big mouse', so I should be in the first place! " Everyone rolled their eyes angrily.

Then the cow is not stupid and wants to find a shepherd boy and have a good relationship with him. The cow walked up the hillside and heard the shepherd boy singing, "The cow is still eating grass on the hillside …" The cow was very happy. It opened its mouth and said cheerfully to the zodiac below: "Listen, Niu Er-'Niu Er', my old cow is the second."

Tigers are worried that their popularity is not good, people will run away as soon as they see them, and people will be judges. Can there be good results? It lay in the grass, worried. Suddenly the light flashed, and then someone said, "Whether the tiger is true or not, taking pictures of the tiger is money, and the tiger is silver!" " When the tiger heard this, it seemed that his "yin (silver)" position was fixed, and he was happy and laughed. When he laughed, everyone who took pictures saw it, and suddenly he was shocked. "Oh, no, it's a real tiger!" I was so scared that I didn't even want my camera, so I turned and ran.

The dragon appeared in a girl's dream. It's called wind and rain, and it ran all night. The next day, the girl woke up, saw the sunshine outside the window and said to herself, "A day's work lies in the morning." Then she gets up, washes, eats, and then goes to class. "Good morning"-Chen, the position of the dragon has been decided. Although I blow my beard and stare, I have to admit it.

As soon as the snake appeared on the roadside, it was seen by a woman. She immediately shouted to a child beside her, "Catch it quickly, quickly. Your grandmother has bad eyes and is looking for snake gall. Come on, don't let the snake slip away! " The snake was almost frightened, so it quickly slipped away and came to a deserted place. It sighed. It seems that it is better to honestly accept the ranking of "Snake Six (Slip)".

This horse is very lucky. It met a young couple. The woman smiled and said, "It's a good sign to see the horse tomorrow." The man said, "I wish you immediate success. Remember that the interview time is noon." Hearing this, "afternoon horse" flattered me.

This sheep is also very lucky. It met a girl born after 80. She was lovelorn and came to play in the country. When she saw the sheep, she pulled out a handful of grass and fed it. The pig looked at it and said gloomily, "Look, people don't even have a comment on sheep, so they should be in the last place." The sheep said, "Who said that? People support me with actions-isn't feeding the sheep a' sheep'? "

On this day, a couple visited the zoo, and the monkey showed great efforts. The woman said, "I think you are like a monkey." The man said happily, "Really? I am so cute and lively? " The woman pursed her lips and said, "Nice try! I mean, your face is like a monkey's ass, especially after drinking. " Drunk-Nine Monkeys? When the monkey got discouraged, one fell headlong and fell off the rockery.

There is a family where the woman is strong and the man is henpecked. That day, the chicken strolled in front of the man, who was cooking dinner alone. When he saw the chicken, he felt something: "Don't scold your wife, you will be lonely all night …" Well, "you coward", the result is settled.

In addition, when the dog arrived in the city, he saw a man and a woman chatting. The woman said, "Look, old man, we will be old in the blink of an eye. It's really interesting to think that you always followed me like a dog when you were a child. Really annoying. " Men don't like it when they hear it: "What nonsense? Who broke up and cried? " ? Who always hugs me when shopping? "The woman said," it's me, it's me, but I've been following you like a dog, okay? "However, as soon as I return home, I always call and beg me to come back. Is it convenient? Who is hungry and follows me? " The man glared and said, "It's me, it's me, okay?" If you are like a dog, don't let me be like a dog? "Xu Dog"-"Dog", the dog was in tears and was speechless.

Taking advantage of being the first of the six livestock, the pig swaggered into the courtyard of a family. Inside the door, a couple is in a daze. The woman wiped her tears and said, "You said my child was busy with school and work. Now that he is married and has children, he never goes home, only sends money home. Do you really think the family is short of money? To say, it is not as good as this pig. You will know to come to see me when you are full. " The husband urged again and again, "How can a baby compare with a pig? Forget it, don't cry, is the baby a pig? " Hearing this, the pig pouted and shit. "Baby is a pig"-"Sea" is a pig, so take it.

Hey, why is one missing? It turned out that the rabbit was timid and finally hid.

At this moment, the tiger had a brainwave and said, "Attention, everyone, there is only one nest now. If the rabbit can't go back to the nest, then everything will be pushed back to PK! "

As soon as the voice fell, all the zodiac animals were in an uproar. Some people agree, some people disagree, and all eyes are on the rabbit-

I saw the rabbit sneak into the yard carefully. An old lady in her sixties is basking in the sun. When she saw the rabbit, she waved. At this moment, the door creaked and scared the rabbit out of the hole in the wall. A family of three came in, led by a man. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Mom, our whole family has come to see you. What are you doing sitting here? " The old lady rubbed her eyes and said, "Well, since your father left, my eyes have become worse and worse. I just saw a rabbit and thought it was a cat. "

Cat-fur? At the moment, those zodiac animals who just clamored for reordering were all blindsided. ...

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