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There are 40 ordinary copywriters working overtime to eat instant noodles.
2. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?
Every day when I go back to the dormitory, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.
Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
5. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...
6. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.
7. Last night, the power went out. I had a dream candlelight dinner, two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
8. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
For the first time in 9.30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It smells like snoring ~ ~
10. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.
1 1. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the rest of the pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.
12. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.
13. If you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.
14. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .
15. It's fun and exciting to eat instant noodles at night.
16. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.
17. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking wine. Eating instant noodles is also a means.
18. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it on the second floor and says that you are eating instant noodles again, right? It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!
19. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.
20. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. No instant noodles, no cell phones. See you tomorrow.
Copywriting for migrant workers to eat instant noodles and work overtime 2 1. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.
22. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
23. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.
24. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard: "It smells so good, I can't think ..."
25. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry at the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.
26. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.
27. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.
28. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
29. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.
30. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.
3 1. When you are old, you will have a stomachache if you eat hot pot, swollen gums if you eat instant noodles, and a stomachache if you eat baked gluten.
32. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.
33. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.
In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?
35. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!
I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.
37. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
38. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.
Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.
40. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.
Forty humorous copywriters are sitting on the stairs eating instant noodles.
I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.
2. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!
On New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should gamble on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!
4. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.
I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.
6. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
7. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.
8. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.
9. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.
10. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.
1 1. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back and usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.
12. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?
13. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.
14. The midnight snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred is childish, but I persisted.
15. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.
16. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.
17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.
18. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).
19. It's hard to eat without appetite every day. It's hard to swallow I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I wonder if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
20. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.
Humorous copy of eating instant noodles on the stairs Part II 2 1. After work, I worked with Bowen for over three hours. After work, I dragged her to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. Two people go home by car to eat instant noodles, and they are also confused.
22. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.
23. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.
24. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.
It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.
I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.
I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.
28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.
29. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
30. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.
3 1. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.
32. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.
33. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.
34. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.
35. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!
36. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~
37. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.
38. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.
39. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
40. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?
Humorous friends who eat instant noodles have 40 commonly used articles.
A humorous circle of friends who eat instant noodles-1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.
This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.
Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?
I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?
Even coffee has a partner, instant noodles have a partner, and I don't.
6. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.
7. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.
8. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
9. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut tastes like crying.
10. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .
1 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?
12. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.
13. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.
14. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.
15. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.
16. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...
17. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.
18. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.
19. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.
20. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.
Humorous friend circle copy with dry instant noodles Part II 2 1. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.
I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.
23. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.
24. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.
God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.
26. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …
27. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...
28. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.
29. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).
Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.
In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.
32. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.
33. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!
34. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.
35. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.
36. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.
37. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a play and sleeping.
38. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!
39. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~
40. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.
The mood of migrant workers coming home from work to eat instant noodles
Talking about the mood of migrant workers coming home from work to eat instant noodles. 1 1. Eating this taste is a bit reminiscent of the time when they lived in the dormitory and made instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.
2. once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.
Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).
On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.
5. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.
6. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
7. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be impossible. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.
8. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.
I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.
10. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.
1 1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.
12. In the morning 10, go to the Internet cafe and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful street in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.
13. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.
14. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.
15. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.
16. I wish the people who accompany you for candlelight dinner would also like to eat instant noodles with you.
17. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!
18. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.
19. I feel very guilty. I work hard, I work hard. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.
20. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.
The mood of migrant workers coming home from work to eat instant noodles. Part II: 2 1. It's time to get up again I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
22. Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.
23. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!
24. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.
25. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.
26. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.
27. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.
28. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!
29. The truth of life Since you choose to eat instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning.
I must eat instant noodles, like tomatoes, tomorrow. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.
3 1. It's fun and exciting to eat instant noodles at night.
I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.
33. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.
34. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?
I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?
In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.
37. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.
I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.
39. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.
40. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and snacks at night, and I was so tired that I almost vomited.
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