Hang Conan, a network spoof quotation that is hard to fail.

1. It is said that Chunchun held a press conference in Changsha, Hunan. At the meeting, he responded positively to popular words and expressions widely circulated on the Internet for the first time, such as "Long live Brother Chun". He said, "Believe it or not, you will all die." Many reporters present shed tears of emotion!

2. Another masterpiece after Brother Chun, Hang Conan, failed in the exam. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise "don't hang up Kobe hang conan"; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because "Kobe is not hang conan"!

The whole semester is ruined, and my heart is broken when the exam approaches. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I always lay on my back. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper. I didn't take the exam and knew nothing about it.

4. Avatar tells us that whoever has a big bird will listen to him.

The property price is so high that countless heroes have won the battle. In the past, many dissenting Confucian Hanwu shook his head, while Tang Zong Song Zu did not move. A generation of Tianjiao and Genghis Khan still have to live in yurts!

6. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

7. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

8. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

9. I sat on a stone 150 million years ago for an afternoon …

10. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. It's hard not to take it. You can't eat it if you take it.

1 1. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

12. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

13. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. Life is a book, but brother, you made me do it.

14. I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: "Dad!"

15. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school …

On the students' feelings of not getting a driver's license (key 40 sentences)

The students' mood of failing the driver's license test is about 1 1. Except two of a kind, all likes are sad.

You stand in the windless forest and say with a smile that we are not suitable.

Don't joke at the seaside, or it will cause laughter.

The final term is coming, and there are all kinds of exams. Busy and helpless.

You are the wind, the bird, the fog and the pub, but you are not the destination.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

7. My classmate was surprised to tell me that he handed in a blank sheet of paper and got a score of 15, so remind the teacher if he made a mistake. The teacher told him confidently and seriously: this is a neat volume. ...

8. I don't like my present life, and I can't change my present state.

9. Everyone says that a life without failure is an incomplete life. So now, I am weakly excited: my life is complete.

10. Hope, hope, finally looking forward to the mid-term exam. I'm excited, but at the same time I'm a little nervous.

1 1. I really failed the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I have to look at the time in those classes.

12. Please forgive me. I don't listen, my mouth is not sweet, and I have no money.

13. Until the results come out, it's on the roof, Foxconn.

14. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength again.

15. Love is a scourge, and you are a hero in the world.

16. "58" A bright red number lies quietly in the upper right corner of the test paper, which is shocking. Tears welled up in my eyes, and I seemed to see the bright red "58" grinning at me.

17. I hate being told English, and I can't understand what I say.

18. If the examination questions deceive you, don't be sad or depressed. On the day of the college entrance examination next year, you will: take a good photo and write it like a god.

19. Actually, I'm fine. Do you want to try to like me?

20. I still have the face to meet my parents with such achievements.

How do students feel about failing exams and driving licenses? Part II: 2 1. Will it be longer if we don't be friends?

22. Before every winter vacation, there is a long-planned exam to prevent it from coming.

23. You lit a lamp in the long night, and I spent my life with your fire.

24. How sunny it is to give yourself a belief.

25. In the three years of junior high school, I attended 4200 classes, 3 150 hours, 120 weeks, and 6 semesters, but I still couldn't resist his paralysis.

26. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

27. Examination results can distance us, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

28. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many examination papers. No business, no killing!

29. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

I am afraid that the mid-term exam in June will break up our class. We love school, but we don't like classes. No matter what the college entrance examination is, we will still smile.

3 1. Is failure a bird? If I were a teacher, I could hang up whoever I wanted.

32. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns around, because there is no grass when he turns around.

33. You say that the sound of bamboo and silk is unparalleled, and then the green leaves sound like a piano.

I hope you are like a beautiful mountain and river, but you belong to me.

35. The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result.

36. Because the child didn't do well in the exam, he was in a bad mood! My daughter is also very sensible these two days and looks very good. A pair of flattering eyes looked at me and made me feel very uncomfortable.

37. Exams, like the third grade, aim to destroy family harmony.

38. I was so tired all the way down. Let's stop and have a rest so as to go further.

39. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

40. There is no harm in failing the senior high school entrance examination, and you will be flustered if you fail the college entrance examination.

In a bad mood, talk about failing the exam

In a bad mood, talk about failing the exam (I) 1. I want to turn over in this exam. It turned out to be a sticky pot. ....

Happy, like a journey to the west, you can catch it every time but you can't eat it.

Don't cry for unnecessary people.

I didn't bother him again, and he didn't think of me again.

You hide from me with invisibility, then I will help you with online invisibility.

6. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform, so I really want to put myself on the platform. ..

7. After the college entrance examination, you will smile and say that you have left, or cry and say that you don't want to.

8. Wrinkle your lips for you. From then on, there is no one in your eyebrows.

9. I stood in the street and didn't wait for anyone.

10. Everything went well a while ago, but now I'm suddenly unlucky and I don't do well in the exam. It's so sad.

1 1. Actually, you don't understand. If you can persist, we will be very happy together now.

12. I am me, you are you, and you are strangers.

13. You are a pig if you don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat. If you get caught, you must pretend.

14. The exam is not about falling in love, please don't flirt; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

15. Looking at the distressing score, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. At that time, I really wanted to give myself two big slaps, but I couldn't help but let go at the moment I raised my hand. I told myself silently in my heart that under the guidance of my teacher, I will definitely redouble my efforts and strive for the upper reaches.

16. I failed in the middle school entrance examination, and I am very sad.

17. Grammar reading is ambiguous, reading composition, tears flow thousands of lines.

18. Being teased when you are angry is a very hurtful thing.

19. All the children who took the college entrance examination did well, and no one will fail in June this year.

20. lewdness leads the trend, and lewdness achieves dreams.

I have a wish that after the exam, the whole class get together, have a party, repent, apologize and make up, and no one puts on airs.

22. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and nothing can be forced. As long as you try your best, you don't have to blame yourself or worry.

I don't like my present life, and I can't change my present state.

24. Actually, I'm fine. Do you want to try to like me?

25. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.

26. She only drinks without talking or wiping her tears.

27. After the college entrance examination, the whole class repented together. No one puts on airs, no one puts on airs, only crazy music and staying up all night.

28. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

29. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

30. You should go to bed early in the future. Why? Because I can't afford a national treasure at present.

3 1. Although I failed in the college entrance examination today, my heart will not die because of it. Today, I am here to see the world.

32. I also want to get drunk in the middle of the night and call to say that I am tired of chasing you.

33. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

Dear, let's face the college entrance examination together. Don't be afraid, don't back down. No matter what the outcome is, we all want to be together. I love you.

35. The exam is a boomerang, and it will always come again.

Maybe I can't keep looking at you after the exam, but you are all to me.

37. By the time of the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!

The college entrance examination is nothing more than to prove that the money my parents spent on me was not in vain.

39. Are you a wind, a bird, a fog, a bar, but not a destination?

40. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of disappointment, but all I can do now seems to be not to let others down.

Talking about the gathering of classmates in a bad mood.

On the bad mood of failing a course-1. Smile, even if your heart hurts.

2. It doesn't matter if you fail in the exam, just counterattack successfully; It doesn't matter if you are lovelorn, just try to bloom; It doesn't matter if you fall, just do it again.

The college entrance examination is coming, and I'm here. Your son should be careful.

4. Life is always like this. In the end, you will understand that the best thing is the process, not the result.

I'm so depressed that I can't play after the holiday.

6. The children who took the college entrance examination did well, and no one will fail in June this year.

Like the journey to the west, jubilation can be caught every time, but you can't eat it.

8. Exams, like mistresses, aim to destroy family harmony.

9. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, and I really want to put myself on the podium. ..

10. A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns back, because there is no grass when he turns back.

1 1. There will be no gifts this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.

12. You are not simple who can think of me as complicated.

13. Microsoft knows monopoly and does not give users a choice. In addition to re-learning, can't people who fail the course be exempted from taking it? We at Apple are committed to this aspect.

14. Confusion, confusion, fear, when will the dawn guide me forward reappear;

15. It's not my fault that I don't study, I'm unhappy, I don't sleep well and I eat too much. It's my fault that the paper teacher failed the exam, but I don't know some questions.

On the bad mood of failing in subject 2 16. The exam is not about falling in love, please don't flirt; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

17. Passing the exam is not necessarily a hero. Why not let your husband down?

18. In the three years of junior high school, I took 4,200 classes, 3 150 hours, 120 weeks, and 6 semesters, but I still couldn't resist his paralysis.

19. I gave you everything, but you threw it away like garbage.

20. The teacher said that the intention of the questioner should be considered first in the exam. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!" "

2 1. I'm so tired after walking all the way. Let's stop and have a rest so as to go further.

22. Gently, I hung up, just like being caught lightly. I waved my hand gently. "What's the answer to the third question?"

23. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!

24. In fact, we are not afraid of exams, but we are afraid that we will never see the people we love again.

25. You like to escape from the temple, but you don't know that you are being hunted by a group of animals.

26. Why am I warm to you, but you are so cold to me?

27. I really failed in the final exam, but there is nothing I can do. I have to watch you go to class.

28. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to look back.

29. I won't be the reason for you to leave, and I can't keep your hand, so I don't want to say it's not important, so don't leave.

Actually, I don't know if you really like me, but I hope all the happiness you have with me is true, although we are no longer together.