The complete works of funny quotations written by drifting bottles

Sometimes when I am bored, I will go to WeChat or qq to get a drift bottle. Usually I just read funny quotations in a drift bottle to kill time. The following are funny quotations from drift bottles that I have carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

A selection of funny quotations written by drifting bottles

1) If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have come down to earth.

2) When I was a child, I ran to the toilet as soon as I was chased by boys.

3) It took me a long time to reach for my mobile phone, only to find that my words are so valuable.

4) I want to find someone who can peel shrimp for you and even answer your nonsense.

5) The body of senior high school students, the thoughts of junior high school students, the temper of primary school students and the heart of kindergarten. This description really suits me.

6) I really want to fan you to the wall, but I can't button it.

My mother never knows the answers.

8) Have you seen my little wings?

9) I am just getting fat and having fun. I am not as ugly as you.

10) are all grades. This bitch ruined my relationship with my mother. Get out!

The latest edition of funny quotations written by drifting bottles

1) Is it valuable to sell spicy strips in America? I'm going to America to sell spicy strips?

2) Hold your head high, throw away snacks, put down your mobile phone, dry your tears, and don't bother yourself, girl, you still have a future.

3) ? Why do you love taking selfies so much? I look like this. I don't take selfies. Who will take my picture? ?

4) OhMybaby！ Summer vacation baby! Where have you been? Come back! I miss you so much!

5) Marry a good husband after many years, thank you for not marrying.

6) A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

7) Just now, a man reached out and stopped the car. I rode by and couldn't help but give him a high five.

8) Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam.

9) You're not surprised that you haven't finished writing about children in winter vacation homework.

10) ? The warmth on the bed is more real than any warmth. ?

1 1) Looking at porridge hypnosis: This is Haagen-Dazs, this is Haagen-Dazs!

12) Don't think of yourself as great. In fact, you need food as much as animals.

13) I think I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.

14) face is a thing apart from the body. Do you want it or not? Money is a must, and you must do it.

15) I feel uncomfortable as long as someone rummages through my mobile phone, even if there is no secret.

16) If you are an unfathomable sea, I am a drowning man who doesn't know how to live or die.

17) ? My future son, tell me the direction of your father. ?

18) Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off the building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

19) I wanted to go, but I didn't die.

20) I'm just pretending to be fat, not as ugly as you.

Funny quotations written by drifting bottles.

1) People who hate me don't like you.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

3) The advantage of teasing is that you can have a good time even if the confession fails.

4) What is this way of speaking called in rhetoric? Bullshit? .

5) A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

6) I admit that I was a child's paper before I went to kindergarten.

7) ? What is the most serious racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points. ?

8) It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

9) The mobile phone paid a semester's fee, and when I got it back, I found that the games were all cleared.

10) Only girls can tell which girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

1 1) I chased you for so long that you loved me once at the end of the term.

12) Mathematics is so boring that even triangles have to be proved. Do I have to make an X when I buy food?

13) Who can teach me math well? Even people and lives are yours.

14) The alma mater will be renovated as soon as it leaves! !

15) I may sit quietly and growl for a while. ..

16) I know how to spend money, but I don't know how to make money. Very sad.

I don't want to see you again, and I don't want to hear you politely ask how things are going.

18) You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

19) Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

20) when you can't find it, first see if you have it.

2 1) I only hope that a person's life can be boring and free and easy.

22) Are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

23) ? Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? What's this called? This is called imagination. ?

24) I pretend I don't love you, just as you pretend you still love me. This is a sad shame.

There are so many complicated mathematical formulas, but none of them can calculate the distance between you and me.

26) I hope others can find my rebellious heart under my calm appearance.

27) You hurt me first, then come back and ask me if you are all right. Forget it. I'm fine, really.

28) You said:? No eyes! ? I said:? Dragon, you can't see without eyes?

29) I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

30) When you speak ill of me, can you not embellish it and think it's cooking-

3 1) I have seen couples go white-haired together, but I have never seen love as before.

32) Love plane, whoever hits it will be forced.

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