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Cherish the time sketch script (short) award: 100 points.

God, I can't help your 100%. If I don't cherish time, I will concentrate on writing a funny sketch for you, and the score of 100 will be mine. God, you can't have time and 100 points.

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time

It's been two years.

We held a reunion of college classmates that day. We didn't want to go at first, but because of my friends' tireless invitation, I put aside what I had to do around me, freed up time in the evening and decided to go to the appointment.

"Why haven't you come yet? The students are all here, just you. " Zhang Ping called me on his mobile phone.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just finished my work and will be out soon. Where are you going? " I'm terribly sorry.

"We are coming, Longmen Hotel. Just go there directly. "

"I'll be right there, I'll be right there!" I'm getting a little anxious. Now that I had promised, I should have kept the appointment on time.

Fortunately, my home is close to Longmen Hotel, and it's only five stops by bus 18. I calculated the time, and 20 minutes is definitely enough. I can try on some clothes, because it is a rare party after all.

When I arrived, none of them had arrived yet, so I had to wait at the door.

"You Shiping, wait for your girlfriend!" The familiar voice should be her, sweet voice with a slight smile, I have forgotten.

"Lin Haiyue, are you waiting for someone?" I also said hello formally and politely.

"Don't you know, I also attended your class reunion today." She began to laugh again, still smiling so brightly!

"You too, you don't say I don't know! In this way, our class reunion will be lively. When I was in college, everyone didn't know that you were the best speaker. " I made a joke.

"You are different, you say me." We couldn't help laughing.

"Zhang Ping, they are coming." I looked down her finger. There are about 30 people, most of whom are former classmates. What I don't know should be their other half!

"I called her because she helped us a lot at school before. I always wanted to find a chance to thank her, for fear that you wouldn't come if I told her, so …" Zhang Ping leaned down and told me quietly.

I didn't reply to Zhang Ping quickly, because I didn't know what was going on now, but the meeting between us just now was like a picture of a pair of good friends who haven't seen each other for a long time, without those uneasiness and avoidance. Since girls are so calm, it is impolite for me to hide or hesitate again.

"What's there to worry about in the past? We are all good friends! " I answered frankly.

"Your boy is very optimistic, but I am far from you." Zhang Ping seems to admire me.

The students talked about the past, and the girls were still the same, showing off what was worth showing off. Lin Haiyue will mix with them, but she doesn't want to compete with them. If she really wants to show off, these girls can't compete with her because she is too good.

Halfway through the party, I quietly left everyone and went to the balcony in the corner, lit a cigarette and looked at the scenery outside the window.

"What are you doing? You can't sit still any longer. " Lin Haiyue came to me.

"It's too noisy. I'm going to get some air. " I smiled slightly.

"You haven't changed your old habits. If you are interested in a topic, spit it out and spill it. If you are not interested, hide it like this. " She was talking and laughing.

"How did you know I was here?"

"I don't know you yet." She is very confident.

Suddenly, we hesitated for a moment. This hesitation may remind us of everything, but only for a moment. Then, we started talking in Kan Kan.

"You are really different from other women. You seem to disdain what they have to show off. "

"That's why you don't like me!"

"I like you not only because of this, but also because of your appearance, temperament and personality."

"Are you determined to chase me?"

"Of course, going through fire and water is also diligent." I'm starting to be glib.

"You are really hard enough. The eight-year war of resistance may not be as tired as you were then. " She smiled happily again.

I had a good chat that day, and I could see that she was happy, too, but because I still had unfinished work, I left contact numbers for each other and said goodbye with a smile. The new number has never called the other party, but I have kept it in my mobile phone until now. Sometimes I accidentally dial someone's phone and see her name, and her smile immediately appears in front of my eyes.

1 year

"It's me." Her voice came from the other end of the phone.

What can I do for you? My tone is very polite.

"Just want to get those things back from your home, I don't know you ..."

"I'm going home soon. You can come to my house in half an hour. "

"Oh, ok."

I hung up the phone and thought about it. I haven't seen her for three months, but the scene at that time may have flashed before my eyes, leaving only an outline. In three months, I tirelessly forgot my work, so I put all my attention on my work, that is, I completely forgot her. But now I don't reject her phone calls so much. I think my mind has begun to stabilize.

"May I come in?" Lin Haiyue has come to my door.

"Come in, it's just a little messy, don't mind too much." I smiled.

"I've been too busy recently. Your things haven't been packed yet, and they are still in the same place. Do it yourself. " I sincerely say.

"Nothing, just give me a big bag and I'll take it with me."

I began to tidy up and fiddle with her. I can't tell whose things were in the past. Actually, I wanted to throw it away a long time ago, but because she insisted on taking the time to get it back, I have stayed until now. In the process of classification, we often use the rigid guest way to give things that are clearly our own to each other, and the other party's acceptance and rejection are also indifferent or polite. Although they will talk to each other bored, they always keep that fixed distance.

"Can you give it to me?" She pointed to a piggy bank.

"It seems that I should give it to you!" I picked up the piggy bank with some doubts. I didn't deliberately think about its origin. Maybe I don't want to think about how it came from.

She seemed to like the piggy bank very much and took it from me at once. She found that it would still ring, so she asked, "There is still money in it."

"Just a few coins, you can take them." I said generously.

She put it in her bag without any refusal.

She didn't stay in my house for long, and I don't want her to stay too long. Just before going out, she deliberately took a look at my house, said goodbye to me and left.

Nine months

The telephone rang.

"Hey, who is it!" There is no noise on the phone.

"Hey, hey, who are you!" Still no sound.

When I was sure it was a scratching phone call and decided to hang up, a very weak voice came from the other end of the phone: "It's me."

"It's you again. Didn't you say not to call again?" I'm a little angry.

"I ... I ..." She was scared and her voice trembled from time to time.

"What's the matter with you! I called three days later. I've been calling for two months. You are not tired, others are tired. " Actually, I'm angry, too I think she hasn't called me for half a month.

"I just ... want to see you again." Her voice trembled so much that I couldn't tell its specific content, but crying and hoarse became the transitional connection of this sentence.

"Funny, haven't you seen enough before?" I shamelessly taunted her.

She hung up the phone, and the loud noise in my ear told me that she was too angry to speak. I stood numbly for a while and continued to do what I had not finished just now.

About an hour later, the phone rang again.

"It's me. I want to see you. " This time it was loud and crisp, but it was obviously mixed with crying.

"Don't cry, I can't stand girls crying." I have some sympathy for her.

For me, the end of a relationship is the complete end. The most unaccustomed thing is to break the bond, because it is actually a waste of each other's time and energy, but it can't get good results. But this time I went on an appointment. Maybe I don't want my tears to fill my eyes again.

"Sit here. Anyway, I used to sit here. " This is the park where we used to come, but I didn't choose where we used to sit.

"Well, sit here." Her voice is very low.

"Tell me what you want." I brought some comfort, but I don't want to delay.

"Why do you suddenly dislike me?" I didn't look at her face, but I could tell from her tone that she was crying.

"I'm sorry, because I don't like you since …" I answered her decisively.

"Did I always hurt you before?" She said.

"No, I can't get used to that kind of life."

"I can't give you the life you want! . "

"No, what you need is another life."

"Can we still be together?"

"No, being together is just pain." I answered categorically.

eight months

These days, Lin Haiyue called me almost every day, which made me depressed and listless at work. I turn off my cell phone all day and dare not go home. After work, either go to the bar or find Zhang Ping. To tell the truth, my popularity is good, but I don't really have many friends and I don't like making friends, so the only person who can complain in those days is Zhang Ping, my classmate from elementary school to university.

"You go on like this is no way. What is the difference between you and the outside? " Zhang Ping advised me.

"I don't want to. What do you want me to do? She keeps bothering me. I really ... damn it. " I swear in dismay.

"If you are so angry, you won't comfort monoxide. People say they are women, too. You broke up with someone else immediately. How can people accept it? "

"You don't always speak for her, ok? Do you think she's so fucking simple? In fact, she knows everything. We don't get along at all. We have different interests, hobbies, habits and everything. Let me get this straight. She's a bitch. The more you get warm with her, the more she annoys you. " My anger suddenly came up.

I said intermittently, "You know best what's going on between us. When I was with her, I was full of love and dedication to her. You saw all this, but now she bothers me with how good she was to me and how bad I was to her. I think she has lost her mind now, and it's no use telling her again. I will simply scold her. "

"Well, you'd better calm down. You are always so angry. "

"I also know that it is ..."

"Now the moon can't contact you, just give me a call. It cries inside and asks where you have been. I can't tell her where you are. It's hard to be caught in the middle. "

"This kind of day will pass. I did it for her own good. Let her die, everyone has survived. "

Seven months

"So many excellent boys chased me before, but I chose you, a heartless man. I regret it now. You are simply not human. " Lin Haiyue cried and scolded.

"Ha ha, yes, I am an animal, you will like animals, I think you are not a good thing! . "We started calling names on the phone again.

"I finally understand you. I fully understand that people like you have no sympathy when they die."

"Funny, who are you, are you qualified to say me? I respect you, so please come to my house to wash dishes and wash clothes. "

"You ... you ... why are you doing this to me?" She shouted.

It suddenly dawned on me that what I just said was too heavy, but in order to take care of my face, I fought with her with heavy words.

"Why do you want to do this to you, huh?