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The circle of friends is too hot.

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1, this kind of weather, only the difference between me and barbecue? Cumin, what's the difference between me and scallops? Garlic!

2. A city not below 40 degrees? Be friends, not familiar.

When it's hot, you can call for rain with peace of mind. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and look forward to happiness. ? Reason trumps emotion and is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on

4. Me? I've been thinking, when did you kidnap the school? Tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him? A small fan to see how long he can live.

5. Buy a mat. Sleep becomes an electric blanket!

6, dying, lying in bed, squatting; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Get out? Hey, stir fry; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

7. melting? After putting on makeup for several hours, I opened the door without makeup.

8. Did you accidentally drop it? A piece of paper money, but I didn't find it, but I was caught. It hurts when I look at it.

9. All the beggars who were kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be ill left.

10, day? It's too hot. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

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1, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's too hot for people to breathe.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

7, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.

8, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot weather, mosquito bites.

9. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

10, it is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and it is only after you go that you really experience the taste of "Regan Noodles".