Humorous sentences that have to be turned up after a while without looking at the mobile phone.

Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.

Due to the long-term overload use of mobile phones, I collapsed due to overwork, and the rescue was ineffective. I left yesterday. The last five days are mourning days for mobile phones. In order to express deep affection, all external contacts are suspended during this period.

Nowadays, young people only know how to play mobile phones and live in a virtual world all day, but they often ignore that there is something more important in real life, that is, charging their mobile phones!

Humorous sentences about playing mobile phones less.

Young people don't work hard and play mobile phones when they grow up.

This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and played with your mobile phone.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I lowered my head to play with my mobile phone.

Businesswomen hate the motherland and play mobile phones all day.

I miss you every night and bury my head in my mobile phone.

If friends and relatives ask each other, say I'm playing with my mobile phone.

When the flowers bloom, I play with my mobile phone in the bushes.

Asking how much you can worry about is like playing with your mobile phone all day!

I heard a saying in middle school before: money is like dirt! When I was in college, I often heard a sentence: a flower is inserted in cow dung! I didn't know these two sentences should be understood together until I graduated from school.

2. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

Funny jokes that make people laugh instantly, short and humorous.

The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now and find multiple-choice questions later!

5. I thought people praised me because I was beautiful; I gradually understand that others praise me because I am beautiful in my heart.

6. Do you know why the spare tire is round? Because it is convenient to roll up.

Funny jokes that make people laugh instantly, short and humorous.

7. Only onions can lead to ginger in life. Don't be garlic if you encounter a little setback.

8. Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you." Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

9. I bought a bottle of iced black tea and won six bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? How can I get six bottles of iced black tea without a lid?

Funny jokes that make people laugh instantly, short and humorous.

10. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequent brushing of my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

1 1. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas.

12. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator.

Funny jokes that make people laugh instantly, short and humorous.

13. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

14. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I lit a cigarette, was silent for a while and said to him, "Brother, I am happy when you are happy."

15. My wife picked up the frozen hairtail and slapped me. At that moment, I only felt the cold "ice fish" slapping wildly on my face!

16. If only the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.