How to say humorously that you have a stomachache?

1, I heard that cold drinks and ice cubes are used to treat stomachache, and sake is used to treat new injuries.

My stomach hurts in the middle of the night and I can't breathe. I have stopped eating spicy food, but porridge suits me.

I don't know why my stomach hurts when I think about you, but my stomach is strong.

4、? My heart has long been broken by you, and now I have a stomachache.

Stomach pain always occurs at night.

6, accompanied by stomach pain. A new day, good morning.

7. I have a bad temper when I have a stomachache. I have no tolerance and fell into a sad love mood. I can't cure myself. How can this make people fall in love wholeheartedly?

8. Give me a cup of hot water when I have a stomachache, and give me a hug when I am sad.

9. I have diarrhea before going to bed, and now I have to take medicine when I am hungry. Coffee is really poisonous, okay, I quit!

10, got up in the middle of the night and had a stomachache. I almost got sent to the emergency room. Suddenly I feel that my body is really important. If I don't take good care of myself, it will not only bring inconvenience to my daily life, but also bring inconvenience to people around me.