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Notes on Journey to the West (Chapter 33)
Chapter 33? Heretics are obsessed with the true nature? The spirit helps the heart
Yinjiao dragged the old pig into the hole and shouted: "Brother, I caught one."
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Jinjiao said happily: "Bring it to me and see!"
Yinjiao pulled the old pig over. Jinjiao took a look and shook his head repeatedly: "Brother, I caught you by mistake. This The monk is useless."
When the old pig heard this, he quickly said: "Your Majesty, if I'm useless, just let me go, otherwise it will take up a lot of space."
Yinjiao said: "Brother, don't let him go. Although this Zhu Bajie is useless, he was with Tang Seng. He pulled him behind and soaked him in the water. He then shed his hair and marinated it with salt to make it easier to drink."
The old pig shouted: "Damn it... we met a monster selling bacon."
A group of little monsters carried the old pig and threw it into the pool in the backyard.
But it is said that Xuanzang was sitting on the hillside, thinking about the old pig in his heart, and he was very anxious and shouted: "Wukong! Why has Wukong patrolled the mountain for so long and still not come back?"
Monkey Brother Monkey scratched his head and said: "Master, don't you know what virtue he has?"
"What virtue?"
Brother Monkey said: "Master, if there really is something in this mountain, The monster, he must have come back soon, bluffing about how cruel the monster is; if he hasn’t come back for so long, there must be no monster, and he has just kept leaving."
Xuan Zang was still worried and said: "Then if he keeps walking like this, where are we going to find him in this barren mountain?"
Brother Monkey said: "Master, don't worry, get on your horse first. That idiot is too lazy. He must be walking slowly. You can catch up with him if you ride a horse faster."
The three masters and apprentices rode on.
The King Jinjiao came to Yinjiao again and said to him: "Brother, since Zhu Bajie has been captured, Tang Monk must be nearby. Go patrol the mountain again, and don't let him escape. ”
“Go now, go now.”
Yinjiao ordered fifty little monsters to patrol the mountain. As they were walking, they saw auspicious aura lingering in the sky in front of them. Yinjiao said, "The tenth reincarnation of Tang Monk Jin Chanzi has an auspicious light shining on his head. He must be there."
Everyone The little monsters didn't see it, so they asked one after another: "Where is it? Where is it?"
Yinjiao pointed in the direction of Xuanzang, and Xuanzang sneezed while sitting on the horse.
Some little monsters hadn’t seen it yet. Silver Horn pointed at them three times in a row, and Xuanzang sneezed three times. He was uneasy and asked: "Apprentice, why do I keep sneezing?" Huh? Isn’t it unlucky?”
Lao Sha said: “Is Master catching a cold?”
Brother Monkey said: “It’s nonsense, Master. The monster is frightening. Don't be afraid, I will use the stick to calm you down." After saying that, he picked up the stick and started playing tricks in front of him. He saw that his stick skills were in line with Tao's strategy. Xuanzang was very happy when he saw Brother Monkey's trick, and he was no longer afraid.
It was Yinjiao who was afraid now, and he muttered: "They all say that Sun Xingzhe is very capable, and today it turns out that he is truly worthy of his reputation."
The little monsters have never seen the world. Asked: "Your Majesty, how can you inflate other people's ambitions and destroy your own prestige?"
Yinjiao said: "You know what, Sun Xingzhe has great supernatural powers. Alas, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat this Tang Monk meat."< /p>
The little monsters said: "My king, it's okay. If you can't beat me, we'll go together. If not, we'll go back to the cave and report to King Golden Horn. We'll take all our brothers with us, but we can't beat a monkey." ?”
Yinjiao shook his head and said: “You don’t know, his stick weighs ten thousand jins, and it can kill people. We only have four or five hundred people on the mountain, and we can’t hold it up. A stick."
The fearful little demon said: "If you can't defeat them, then we caught Zhu Bajie by mistake, let's release him immediately."
Yin. Jiao said: "Now that we have caught it, how can we let it go so easily? We still have to eat Tang Monk's meat, but we can't eat it now."
"Then how many years have to wait?" There was a question. asked the chatty little monster.
"That's not necessary. It's just that we can only outsmart him and not fight head-on. I see that Tang Monk has a kind face and a kind heart, so we have to design a trick to deceive him." Yinjiao said, touching his chin.
The little demons asked: "What plan does the king plan to use? Do you need us?"
Yinjiao said: "You all go back first, don't report to Jinjiao, for fear of leaking "The wind blew up and ruined my business."
Seeing the little demons disperse, Yinjiao transformed into an injured Taoist priest with blood dripping from his legs, standing guard by the roadside. moan.
Xuan Zang was walking happily on the road after watching Brother Monkey playing with a stick. Suddenly he heard painful groans coming from the roadside. He thought to himself: "How can there be anyone in this barren mountain? Injured? He must have been bitten by a wild beast in the mountains." After thinking about it, he shouted: "Who is injured? Come out and see."
Yinjiao climbed out of the grass. When we arrived at Xuanzang, money was clicking.
Xuan Zang saw that he was a Taoist priest and he was very old. He couldn't bear to see him like this. He quickly got off his horse and helped him, saying: "Please get up, please get up!"
Yinjiao pretended to be pretty good, pointing at his injured leg and shouting that it hurt.
Xuan Zang was surprised and said: "Sir, where did you come from? Why are you injured like this?"
Yinjiao began to make up and said: "Master, this There is a Taoist temple in the west of the mountain, and I am a Taoist priest there." "Then why are you here if you don't burn incense and chant sutras in the temple?" Xuanzang asked.
Yinjiao said: "Two days ago, a benefactor's family in the south was sick and asked us to practice the Dharma. On the way back with my apprentice, we encountered a colorful tiger and ate my apprentice. I I was running in a hurry and accidentally hit a stone. Fortunately, the master passed by. He showed mercy and sent me back. I want to repay your kindness even if I'm a thief."
Xuan Zang said. : "Sir, what did you say? Although you are a Taoist and I am a monk, and we wear different clothes, our pursuit is the same. If I don't save you, will you still be a monk? Can you still walk?"
"Master, I can't even stand up, how can I walk." Silver Horn said.
Xuan Zang said: "Well, let me walk and you ride my horse."
Yinjiao said: "Thank you Master for your kindness, but my legs are like this "The horse can't ride either."
"That's right." Xuanzang said, "Wu Jing, let the horse carry your luggage."
Lao Sha nodded and said, "Okay, I'll carry it."
Yinjiao glanced at Lao Sha, rolled his eyes, and said to Xuanzang, "Master, I was frightened two days ago. , This elder looks so fierce, I dare not let him carry me."
Xuan Zang said again: "Wukong, you can carry it."
Brother Monkey thought. Smiling secretly, he promised again and again: "I will carry it."
Seeing that the plan succeeded, the monster nodded and said nothing.
Lao Sha smiled and said: "This old Taoist who has no eyesight won't let me carry it. He asked Brother Monkey to carry it. When the master can't see it, he still won't throw him on the stone and smash him to pieces."
Brother Monkey carried the silver horn on his back and said with a smile: "You are a monster with no eyes, and you don't even ask your grandpa Sun who he is. You dare to mess with me. You are deceiving the old monk with your nonsense." Okay, you can fool me! It seems that you are a monster in this mountain, and you want to eat my master. My master is an ordinary person, and you want to eat it? Even if you eat, you will get more than half of it."
Yinjiao was still quibbling and said: "Master, I am a child of a good family. I became a Taoist priest, committed the misfortune of tigers and wolves, and ended up like this. How can you say that I am a monster?"
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Brother Monkey said casually: "Since it is a disaster caused by tigers and wolves, why don't you recite the "Big Dipper Sutra"? , including the disaster of tigers and wolves)
Xuanzang was getting on his horse. When he heard this, he turned around and scolded: "You monkey! Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda (Buddhist term), just carry it." If you memorize it, what are you saying about the Northern Dipper Sutra and the Southern Dipper Sutra?" (The reason why Xuanzang scolded Brother Monkey was because Brother Monkey used Taoist scriptures instead of Buddhist terminology. The dispute between Buddhism and Taoism is evident.)
Brother Monkey heard this and said: "What a blessing you are! My master is a compassionate and kind-hearted person, but he looks kind-hearted on the surface, but he has a dirty mind. If I don't carry you, he will definitely blame me. Just carry him. Yes, but let me tell you something clearly first. If you poop or pee or something, tell me. If you do it on me, there will be no place to wash the dirty clothes.
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Yinjiao said: “Look what you said, I’m old enough and I still don’t know about this.” "
Brother Monkey carried Yinjiao on his back and walked slowly on purpose, letting Xuanzang and Lao Sha walk in front. Watching the two people descending the valley, Brother Monkey thought in his mind: "Master, let's go I'm old, I don't know anything about people and things, it's such a long way, I'm tired from walking empty-handed, and yet I'm asked to carry this monster on my back! Not to mention a monster, he is just a human being. He deserves to die at such an old age. I might as well throw him to death. Why do I have to carry him on my back? "(On the surface, Brother Monkey wanted to kill the monster, but if you think about it carefully, it was Lao Sha's seemingly casual ridicule that made Brother Monkey have this idea. The wilted old Sha's tail was exposed, and without the sharp eyes, In Lao Sha's eyes, he was a Taoist priest. Because the Taoist priest scolded him for being ugly, Lao Sha borrowed a knife to kill him. )
Brother Monkey felt the murderous intention, and the silver horn on his back noticed it, and he quickly moved mountains and seas. With the spell, he saw Mount Sumeru falling from the sky and pressing down on Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey quickly shook his head to avoid it, and a Mount Sumeru fell on his left shoulder.
Brother Monkey smiled and said: "My son, you use it. How can you press me? I'm not afraid of that, but the counterweight is not very balanced. How about you press me to the right? "
Seeing that a mountain could not hold him down, Yinjiao immediately chanted a mantra and summoned Mount Emei to press on Brother Monkey's right shoulder.
Brother Monkey carried two mountains on his shoulders. The mountain can still run to find the master.
Yinjiao was so frightened that he quickly chanted the mantra, and a mountain of tai came crashing down on Brother Monkey's face. Brother Monkey finally persisted after being overwhelmed by the mountain. Unable to hold on any longer, the three mountains pressed Brother Monkey to the ground, vomiting blood.
When Yinjiao subdued Brother Monkey, he flew forward with a gust of wind and reached down to grab Xuanzang. /p>
When Lao Sha saw it, he was panic-stricken and quickly picked up the demon-suppressing staff and started fighting with Yin Jiao. However, his skills were not good enough. Lao Sha tried his best and only fought with Yin Jiao for eight or nine rounds. His whole body was weak. , was about to run away. However, Yinjiao waved his hand and grabbed Lao Sha, holding Xuanzang with his other hand, holding the white dragon horse in his mouth, and returned to the Lotus Cave with a gust of wind. /p>
(Now we know why Yinjiao didn’t let Laosha carry him. The purpose of Yinjiao letting Brother Monkey carry him was to find opportunities to subdue Brother Monkey and defeat the most powerful person in the team. The rest
As for Lao Sha, Lao Zhu can fight with Yinjiao for twenty rounds with ease, but Lao Sha can only fight for eight or nine rounds with Yinjiao King, but Lao Sha is flowing. When Shahe first fought against Lao Zhu, he fought for twenty rounds, and he was more effective underwater. He stood for forty rounds and fought for four hours. Lao Zhu had just surrendered to Tang Seng, and he must have used all his strength to achieve success. Lao Sha was trying to protect himself. He won't give up, so Lao Sha's fighting ability on the shore should be as good as Yinjiao's, and it stands to reason that he won't be defeated in the eighth or ninth round. It can be seen that Lao Sha didn't put in any effort at all. Strange, neither of them contributed anything...)
When Yinjiao entered the hole, he shouted: "Brother, I have captured all these monks. "
Jin Jiao came over to take a look, then shook his head and said: "Wrong, wrong! "
"What's wrong? Yinjiao was puzzled, pointed at Xuanzang and said, "Isn't this Tang Monk?"
Jin Jiao sighed and said: "Oh, it's Tang Seng, but his most capable disciple Sun Xingzhe was not caught. Why can't he eat Tang Seng, otherwise he would come here to cause trouble?" What a hassle.
Yinjiao said disdainfully: "Brother, you think too highly of Sun Xingzhe. If I want to see him, that's all." "
Jin Jiao asked: "Did you catch him? "
"Hmph! Yinjiao said with a proud smile on his face: "He was already pinned under three mountains by me, unable to move even an inch. Only then did I capture the rest." ”
Jin Jiao was stunned and said with a smile: “Okay, okay!” When we catch that guy, we can eat Tang Monk's meat. Then he ordered the little monster: "Bring some wine quickly to celebrate your second brother's success!" "
Yinjiao said: "Brother, don't be in a hurry to drink. Let the kids fish Zhu Bajie out of the water first. ”
The little demons picked up the old pig and hung it in the east corridor, and hung Lao Sha in the west corridor. Xuanzang was hung in the middle, and the white dragon horse was tied next to the manger.< /p>
Jin Jiao smiled and said: "Brother, you are really good at capturing three monks twice. But although Sun Xingzhe was crushed by the mountain, it would be best if we capture him and get him off the steamer together."
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Yinjiao said: "Brother, sit down first. That's easy. We don't need to go there. We can just call two little demons and get our two treasures, and then we can capture Sun Xingzhe. "
"What kind of treasure are you going to take? "Jinjiao asked.
Yinjiao said, "Just take my purple-gold-red gourd and your mutton-fat jade pure bottle. "
Jinjiao took out the treasure and asked: "Who should I call? "
Yinjiao called two little demons, Jinggui and Smart Chong, and ordered: "Take the treasure, go to the top of the mountain, put your bottom to the ground and your mouth to the sky, and call Sun Xingzhe. If he agrees, Then you enter the gourd, and then you put this sticker of Taishang Laojun's Urgent Rules and Orders on it, and soon it will turn into water. "
The two little demons kowtowed, took the treasure and went away happily.
But it was said that Brother Monkey was pressed under the mountain, crying and shouting: "Master! I remember that you rescued me from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. We went through hardships and shared the joys and sorrows along the way. Unexpectedly, now I am trapped under the mountain again, with a shadow! You deserve to die even if you die, but it’s hard for the old pig, Lao Sha, and the little white dragon that turned into a horse to be buried with you! It’s such a big tree that attracts people to mourn! "
It doesn't matter that Brother Monkey cried. He had already alerted the mountain god, Wufang Jiedi and other gods.
The golden-headed Jiedi asked: "Whose mountain is this?" "
The land said: "It belongs to us, what's wrong? "
"Do you know who that person is at the bottom of the mountain? ”
“I don’t know, what’s wrong?” Tutu asked.
Jiedi said: "I said you don't know that it is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and now protects Monk Tang to go to the West to obtain scriptures." You even dare to suppress him, but when he comes out, you will be dead. Even if he is willing to spare you, you will still be sent to the army. "
When the earth and mountain gods heard that they were in trouble, they all said, "We really didn't know. We just listened to the monster chanting a spell, so we moved the mountain. How could we know that it was the pressure of Da Da? Holy. "
Jiedi said: "Don't be afraid, release the great sage quickly, and I will intercede with you so that he will not beat you. "
The Earth Mountain God quickly came to Brother Monkey and shouted: "Great Sage! The Mountain God Land and the Five Directions Revealed Truth are here to see you. "
Although Brother Monkey was in despair, he still maintained his magnanimity and asked, "Why do you want to see me?" "
The land said: "Great Sage, forgive me, we didn't know it was you who was suppressing us, so we quickly moved the mountain away and let you out. "
Brother Monkey said: "Move the mountain quickly, I won't hit you. "
The earth and mountain gods shouted in unison, "Get up! "Moved the three mountains back to their original positions.
Brother Monkey jumped out, took out the stick and drank: "Come here, everyone! Give me lots of sticks to relieve my anger. "
The Earth Mountain God was shocked and said: "Great Sage! I agreed not to hit anyone. "
Brother Monkey said angrily: "What a land! What a mountain god! Aren't you afraid of my old grandson? You only listen to that monster! "
The land was almost crying and said: "Great Sage! The monster has great supernatural powers and powerful spells. He chants mantras and incantations, and leaves us here to take turns on duty at his house. "
After hearing this, Brother Monkey felt that his life had been in vain. He looked up to the sky and sighed: "I think that when the heaven and the earth first opened, I was born in Huaguo Mountain. I asked all the famous teachers to teach me immortality. The Tao can change with the wind, subjugate dragons and tigers, call himself the Great Sage, and cause havoc in the heavenly palace. He didn't even mention leaving the earth and mountain gods at home to be on duty... Oh my God! How can a demon be born when a monkey is born! "
Brother Monkey was lamenting to himself when he suddenly saw a brilliant glow in the mountains. He quickly asked Tu Tu: "Hey, you are on duty here, what is that shining there? "
Tutu said: "Great Sage, that is the monster's treasure shining brightly. It is estimated that some monster wants to catch you. ”
“This looks very interesting. What’s so good about the monster in this cave?” Brother Monkey asked.
Tutu said: "I like alchemy and believe in Quanzhen Taoists." "
"Oh, no wonder he turned into a Taoist priest and deceived my master back. Okay, I'll take note of this beating for you. Now that you're all gone, I'll go catch that monster. "When Brother Monkey saw that the gods had dispersed, he changed his mind and hid in front of the two little demons.
The two little monsters held the treasure in their hands and skipped forward. Brother Monkey suddenly stretched out his wishful stick by the roadside and tripped the little monster.
The little monster stood up and patted the dirt on his body, puffed out his mouth and shouted: "Bah! Bah! If my king didn't respect you Taoist priests, I would have to beat you."
< p> Brother Monkey apologized and said with a smile: "Why do you want to beat me? When a Taoist sees a Taoist, we are all one family." (Strictly speaking, Brother Monkey studied under Patriarch Bodhi. The golden horn and silver horn are the sons of Taishang Laojun who descended to earth. Indeed They are a family)The little monster asked: "Why are you sleeping here? You tripped me."
Brother Monkey said: "You little Taoist boys have met the old Taoist priest. You can't throw yourself down as a greeting gift."
The little demon pouted and said, "My king wants a few taels of silver as a greeting gift, so how can you throw yourself down as a greeting gift? You must be a Taoist priest? , not from here."
Brother Monkey said in a cryptic manner: "Humph! I'm really not from Penglai Mountain."
In the eyes of the little monster. With a look of envy, he said: "Wow, I heard that Penglai Mountain is a fairyland for island gods. Are you a god?"
Brother Monkey's eyebrows were almost raised to the sky, and he said: "Of course. "
When the two little monsters heard this, they were no longer angry. They quickly ran over and said, "Old god! Old god! We can't see it with our naked eyes. Don't blame us!" < /p>
The two little demons said in unison: "Yeah! I'll go with you, follow you!"
Brother Monkey knowingly asked: "Where did you two come from?"
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"We came from Lotus Cave."
"Where are we going?"
The little demon said: "On the order of the king, we are going to capture Sun Xingzhe. "
"Who? "
"Sun Xingzhe."
Brother Monkey asked: "Is it the Sun Xingzhe who learned from Tang Monk?" /p>
The little demon said: "Yes, that's him. Do you recognize him too?"
Brother Monkey said: "I know him! That monkey is a little rude, and I don't like to see him either. He, I will go with you to catch him, and I can help you both."
The little demon said: "Master, don't worry, my second king is quite capable, so I can suppress him. At the bottom of the mountain, if you give us two treasures, we can catch him."
"What treasures?" Brother Monkey asked.
The subtle ghost replied: "Mine is a red gourd, and his is a jade purifying bottle."
The monkey brother asked: "How to catch him with this?"
Clever Worm told Brother Monkey the method that Silver Horn taught him.
After hearing this, Brother Monkey was secretly surprised and said: "It's amazing! At first, Gong Cao said there were five treasures, but now there are two. I don't know what the remaining three are." Brother Monkey thought. He started laughing and said to the little demon, "Can you lend me this treasure?"
The two little demons took it out without thinking, and handed it to Brother Monkey with both hands. . (...so delicate and smart) Brother Monkey deliberately took it and ran away. Then he thought: "I just took it and ran away. Isn't this just robbery? How does Master Taoer think of me?" After thinking about it, a thought occurred to him. He made a plan and returned the two treasures to the little monster, and said in a mysterious way: "It's okay, you haven't seen my treasures yet, hehehe."
The eyes of the two little monsters shone brightly when they heard this. , the two hurriedly said: "What treasure does Master have? Let us mortals open our eyes."
Brother Monkey secretly plucked out a vellus hair and shouted "Change!" A purple, gold and red gourd, but much larger than the monster's.
The little demon said: "Master, your gourd is so big, but it's not as useful as ours, right?"
Brother Monkey said disdainfully: "Why isn't it as good as yours? Use it?"
Smart Chong said: "Master, even though our gourd is small, it can hold a thousand people."
Brother Monkey said: "Pretending to be a person. What the hell, this gourd of mine can hold the whole sky inside.”
“Is it true?” Jinggui didn’t believe it.
Brother Monkey patted his chest and said, "Of course that's true."
"We don't believe it, so just pretend and we'll see.
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Brother Monkey said: "Hmph! If God messes with me, I'll pretend to be him seven or eight times a month, but if God doesn't mess with me, I won't pretend to be him once in half a year. ”
Smart Worm said to Jinggui: “Brother, let’s trade with him for the baby who can pretend to be a god.” "
The smart ghost said: "Don't be stupid, my baby can pretend to be a god, can you change it with us..."
The smart insect said: "If you don't want to change, just Plus this jade purification bottle. "
Brother Monkey secretly rejoiced after hearing this: "Exchange gourds for gourds, and add a jade purification bottle, one piece for two, and I made a lot of money. After thinking about it, he stepped forward and grabbed the smart worm and said, "You can pretend to be a god, why don't you change it?" ”
“If you can really pretend, just change it.” Otherwise I will be your son. "Smart Worm said
Brother Monkey said: "Okay, okay, I'll just pretend it once and show it to you. ”
I saw Brother Monkey silently reciting a mantra, secretly calling the wandering gods of the day and night, revealing the truth from the five directions and playing to the Jade Emperor, saying that my old grandson converted to Zhengguo and protected Tang Monk from learning the scriptures. The master was killed on the way and wanted to deceive the monster treasure. , Lend me the sky and let me pretend for a while. If you don't agree, I will stage a havoc in heaven 2. After hearing Jie Di's report, the Jade Emperor said: "This monkey! Still the same virtue. Guanyin asked me before, and I agreed to let him go to obtain scriptures. I also photographed a group of heavenly officials secretly protecting their master and disciples. Now I still have to pretend to be heaven. Can I be able to pretend that day? "
Just as the Jade Emperor was about to reject Brother Monkey, Nezha stepped out from the side and said: "Long live this day, it is said that it is indeed difficult to pretend, but it is also a blessing for Sun Xingzhe to protect Monk Tang from going west to obtain scriptures. It's a good deed, let's help him. I went to the North Gate to ask Emperor Zhenwu to borrow a carved soap flag and put it on the South Gate to cover up the sun, moon and stars. There was no light in the sky, and it looked like it had been installed from below. "
The Jade Emperor nodded and agreed to Nezha. Nezha took the soap carving flag and asked the day and night wandering god to inform Brother Monkey.
The two came to Brother Monkey and whispered Said: "Great Sage, Nezha is up there helping you. ”
Brother Monkey took a peek at the sky and saw auspicious clouds lingering. Sure enough, there were gods, so he threw the big gourd into the sky in a grandiose manner. The gourd changed in milliseconds and moved upwards with the help of the wind. It took a long time for it to fall. Nezha could see it clearly from the Nantian Gate. He spread out the soap-carved flag and covered the sun, moon and stars, and the sky suddenly became dark.
The two little demons below were dumbfounded. , and said: "It was still daytime when I spoke just now, why is it night now..."
Brother Monkey said: "If the sky is taken away, what is the difference between day and night? "
"Then why is it so dark? ”
“The sun, moon and stars are all in the gourd. There is no light at all. How can it be dark?” "
The little demon then said: "Master, where are you? Why can't I just hear the sound but not see the people? "
Brother Monkey replied: "It's right in front of you.
The little monster stretched out his hand to touch it and said, "It's really dark. I can't see anything. Where are we?" ”
Brother Monkey threatened: “Don’t move around. We are on the cliff now. This is very high. If you fall, you won’t be able to reach the bottom for seven or eight days.” "
After hearing this, the little demon's feet became weak and said: "Master, we believe it, we believe it, let's put the sky back quickly, it's too dark. If you fall, you can never go home again. "
Brother Monkey silently recited the incantation, and Nezha received the letter, collected the soap-carved flag, and everything in the sky was restored.
The smart worm smiled and said: "Good stuff, good stuff! If we don’t replace this treasure, we will become losers! "(...really two prodigal sons)
The two little monsters gave the red gourd and the jade purification bottle to Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey gave them the fake gourd and plucked out a hair to change it. He handed a copper coin to the little demon and said, "Go and buy a piece of paper. Let's write a contract. Don't go back and regret it and come to me again to ask for something." "
The little monster said: "If there is no pen and ink here, it is useless to buy paper. Let's make an oath. If we go back on it, we will be sick all year round. "
Brother Monkey smiled and said: "I won't go back on my word. If I go back on my word, I will be sick all year round. ”
After swearing the oath, Brother Monkey jumped to the Nantianmen, thanked Nezha, and then stood in the clouds, looking at the two prodigal little monsters.
I want to know the funeral. How about it, let’s listen to the explanation next time.
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