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Bottom line: How many people's love is based on money, and how many people's love is based on body. Let me share more classic love stories, I hope you like them.

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Bottom line: How many people's love is based on money, and how many people's love is based on body. Let me share more classic love stories, I hope you like them.

Daq 1 Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Love is like a trap. I started walking step by step ... but it turned out to be a lie. ......

How to refuse to get hurt while having love? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

Like those people who live in ipartment and go to the ultimate class.

Love is not that I love you, but being together.

6 ~ to put it bluntly, love is hard ~ whoever is hard wins ~ if it is hard ~ it is doomed to lose both sides ~ it is blood ~!

But I don't understand whether I am weak, or I ask too much, or the love between us has no result at all.

August eighth. No matter the phone, text message, buckle. I look forward to the sentence I love you/* whether friendship or love.

If you want to take love as everything, you will lose everything in the end.

10 love is fate, and you can't be reconciled.

Selected 1 Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

Love is like menstruation, it hurts once.

Some people are willing to pay for love, feel sorry for you, and do everything they don't want to do for you. What about you? Have you ever paid for love?

True love lies not in knowing how good he is, but in knowing that he is too bad or unwilling to leave.

How many people's love is based on money, and how many people's love is based on the body.

I gave my love to the dog, and the dog died the next day.

I believe in love, but my mother-in-law doesn't.

What I want is to accompany me all my life, not for a while, regardless of friendship and love.

Rose said: not all flowers represent love diamonds, and said: not all diamonds represent eternity.

10 Those hidden loves are always unrecognizable when we meet.

1 1 Which couple can take me to dinner on Valentine's Day to witness your love?

12 Being single is not that you don't want love, but that you are infatuated with her in the future.

13 Who are we looking for when we are in love?

14 My friend and I were cheated by ipartment this summer vacation.

15 true love is not a temporary affection, but an impulse to persist when you know that there is no result.

16 slap me and give me a candy. In love, in your eyes, I am humble like a beggar.

17 There is so much life and love, but I just want to have you.

18 Everyone feels that love is terrible when they experience a period of love. Everyone feels that the world is small when they experience love.

19 some love, changed a Zhang Chou face, it's gone.

What can be lifted and put down is called weightlifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load. Most people's love is heavy.

2 1 love, love is heartless, that is sympathy, love is ambiguous.

Love knocks out on the keyboard. Can only deceive children.

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. In fact, being single is much wiser than falling in the wrong love.

I have always believed that our love has not changed.

25 ∝ ヽ When only memories are left in love, the memories of the past will be scattered all over the place.

I know smoking is harmful to the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.

Many people ask me what love is, and I don't understand it. .

Love without material is just a loose sand, which will be scattered all over the floor without being blown away by the wind.

In love, there are only those who are willing to be fools, and there are no real fools.

Love is bitter, but I am so greedy.

3 1 People who believe in the word "love" these days are all childish children's papers.

32 TM I no longer believe that hypocritical love, those hypocritical words, in fact, why should I flatter myself?

Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band, which always hurts the one who gives up later.

34 Most afraid of long and short time, most afraid of deep and shallow love.

Nothing is safer than strangeness and loneliness. Love is a dream, and I always overslept.

I know love is unreliable, but some people still try their best to jump in.

If love is a pair of shoes, we are left feet, and then we will spend our whole lives looking for each other's right feet, and then move forward side by side.

If he has a loaf of bread, he gives you half. Friendship gives you everything, not love.

People say that love is blind, but dear, you are really blind. -

40 "Ten Dreams and Nine Them" Even if it breaks my heart, I still have that person in my heart. This is love.