Summary of provocative routines in Love Stories of Earth 134

"I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was young, and I don't look at the date." Tu's love story is not only a bit greasy, but also humorous. Some local situations can make information that is inconvenient to express under normal circumstances be said in a humorous way. Can you "tease" your favorite object with earthy love words? The following is a collection of "earth-flavored love stories" compiled by me for your reference only, hoping to provide you with reference!

1, my life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you with the rest of my life.

2. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

3. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

4. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

6. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

7. Do you want an apartment or a duplex? Or do you want to love me?

8. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

9. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find her favorite.

10, "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

1 1. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

12, guess what constellation I am. Pisces? I made it for you.

13, please remember that I miss you when I am looking for you and I miss you when I am not looking for you.

14, "Do you like it?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

15, "I'm so sleepy. Did you become a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

16, I went to play ball today. What kind of ball did I play and what requirements did I have for you?

17, do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

18, touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

19, I applied moisturizing cream. I want to be your partner.

20. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

2 1, I am nine, you are three, except you.

22. I want to meet you anywhere you choose, as long as it's not in your dreams.

23. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

24. Can you guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

25. "The ring box is called a ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."

I like a shop very much. Your phone.

27. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

28, your name is only two words, although not a word, but it has filled my heart.

29, near Zhu Zhechi, close to you and sweet.

30. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

3 1, "I want to" think about what? "I think I was born to meet you."

32. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

33. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

34. When I describe you as cute, I think I should be moved.

35. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.

36. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

37. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

39. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

40. I want to be with you, even if the front is full of thorns, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

4 1, can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me.

42. They are all charming. I'm different. I am very annoying.

I just like you, I mean no harm.

44. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "

45. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

46. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

47. I am nine and you are three. Besides you, I am still you.

48. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

49. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

50. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

5 1, my mind is small, I can only hold you!

52. Once you climb to the top of the mountain and peek, one person will see it and one person will catch you.

53. I jumped into the sea. Jump into what sea? Jump into your love sea.

54. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

You know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.

56. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

57. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

58. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

59. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

Born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time and don't know what to do.

6 1, I got the certificate. What happened? I saw a deer hit your chest.

62. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

63. Being close to Zhu Zhechi is sweet to be close to you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

65. The breeze blows gently. I like you very much.

66. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

Without ambition, you and the world!

This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

69. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

70.are you a rabbit? Why else do you always jump in my heart?

7 1, will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

72. What did I take? What about your life?

73. Are you tired? "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

74. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"

75. You are the tenderness in my life. I have you in my heart and you in the future.

76. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

77. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

78. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

79. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."

80. I think it's very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

8 1, I was born in the south, lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

82. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

83. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

84. Everything is assured except a kiss.

85. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

86. Will you live next door to my house in your next life, so that we can be childhood friends.

87. Actually, what I want to say is that I miss you so much. I'm not that free and easy. I'm pretending.

88.do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

89. I went shopping today. I love you as much as no way back.

90. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

9 1, I dreamed that I married you last night, but it was the opposite in my dream, so you should marry me.

92. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

93. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

94. Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice or my elf boy juice?

95. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

96. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

97. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

98. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take to love you before it's too late?

99. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

100, "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

10 1. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

102, "I know three people like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

103, I have super powers and like you very much.

104, my rent is due. Can I live in your heart?

105, this is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

106, I felt pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I was very warm and comfortable to get along with. I like you very much.

107, I miss you very much now.

108, do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

109, once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

1 10, I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

1 1 1, sweet has 100 kinds of ways to eat sugar cakes and misses you 98 times a day.

1 12, I'll walk the dog. What dog do you lick most?

1 13, let's play Woodenhead. Do not move! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

1 14, "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

1 15, "I just saw a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

1 16, this is beef, this is pork, you are my heart.

1 17, "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

1 18, "Your existence is like air" What do you mean "I can't live without you"

1 19. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

120, write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs, so that you can be closest to my heart.

12 1, "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

122, to the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

123. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

124, "I'll tell you a story" "You said" "This story is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you"

125, "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

126. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

127, "Eat the whole family bucket" and "It turns out that we are a family"

128, I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words.

129, "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart noodles"

130, your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

13 1, do you know that I dare not move now because I am afraid of falling into the swamp of loving you?

132, "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart noodles"

133, do you know what my shortcomings are? What is this? Your shortcomings.

134, "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."