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Go, jump there and talk about it.

1, after a fleeting dream, I went back to Qushui to watch the fireworks bloom into a full moon.

2. How can I adapt to your distance and closeness?

Envy those who sleep till dawn without worrying about touching the pillow.

Your name has become a curse in my life.

You can drink water when it is cold, but it is hard to heat it when your heart is cold.

6, some love, some feelings, some people, really can not be forced.

7. Although Li Na lost, please remember that she brought us a visual feast!

8. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years. .

9. The real pain is that you have no one to share it with. How to get out of the shadows is up to you.

10, you don't know what it's like not to reply after reading the news.

1 1. Who remembers that before the word "female man" appeared, we all used men and women to describe it. ..

12, I really want to put you in my trouser pocket and take you with me wherever you go.

13, don't give me bitterness and empty joy.

14, a man who doesn't know how to refuse is not a good man;

15, you are so tall and strong that you want to carry me.

Free and easy inspirational talk: don't think too much, follow your heart, no matter where you go.

1. It is fate to meet someone, and it is your own business to fall in love with someone and leave someone.

2. Many things don't give up because they are far away, but because they give up.

3. Sometimes, don't think too much, just follow your heart and go anywhere.

4. Open your eyes and watch the rising sun shine; Stretch your smiling face and listen to the birds whispering; Embrace happiness today and welcome infinite happiness. Good morning, my friend. May you be carefree and have good luck!

5, acquaintances buy and sell, how much money you sell to him, you will feel that you have earned his money, and selling to him is ungrateful!

6. You want to refuel, you want to be better, and no one will stop you. In fact, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and laziness.

7. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

8. Deer hunters can't see the mountains.

9. If you don't act like yourself, people don't know where your hand is if they want to help you.

10, don't hide your tears and fragility. The strongest people will always be with them peacefully.

It hurts everywhere. Tell me about it.

Turn off the lights and sleep for the first time this month. I feel so tired, I'm falling apart, and my whole body hurts everywhere. I also gave myself three or four debuff in one breath, and I felt like I was going to die. I don't want to say anything, I just want to lie down and rest alone, and my body is full of frustration.

It hurts everywhere. Tell me about it.

First, I think I will go to class for six hours today and stay in school for two hours after class, so I feel pain everywhere.

Second, in recent days, I have been in pain everywhere except nobody! I want to know why. In fact, I do a lot of exercise every day. I felt puzzled, so I convinced myself to put down my work and have a good rest. Maybe it will be better, but I always feel too tired. But I can't get back to my former comfort and sureness. I am not strong, who will be strong for me!

Third, although I ache all over, it doesn't stop my motivation to study.

4. Someone asked: Do you know why no one hurts you northern women? I said: I don't know! He said: no coquetry, no embarrassment! Women are more diligent than men. Little women in the south of the Yangtze River play mahjong, do beauty and are exquisite. Look at you northern women, doing business, doing housework, taking care of children at work, tutoring homework, buying food, cooking and cleaning, just like Liangshan heroes, except that no one hurts, it hurts everywhere.

I learned to skate with others yesterday. How can I put it? Today, I feel pain everywhere except my head.

6. In order to save the unloading fee, from 1: 00 to 12: 00, I woke up in pain everywhere except nobody.

Seven, fever, lethargy, runny nose, headache, pain all over. I'm not catching a cold, I'm robbing, and I'm afraid I'm going to fly to the sky.

8. The annual meeting lasted for four days, and I flew from Hangzhou to Guangxi. Every day, like cattle and sheep, we eat grass here and there. I cut a knife here, and a knife there bled. I also took photos of the company wearing short sleeves and blowing cold air in Weizhou Island for more than half an hour. It was past ten when I got home yesterday. Before I got on the plane, I felt sick to my stomach. I threw up all over and fell asleep in pain. Today, I woke up with pain all over.

Nine, the whole body aches everywhere, and I want to take a bath and massage.

Ten, that is, I stayed up all night yesterday and didn't go home until 5: 30 in the morning. I was woken up by my uncle's phone in the parking lot at 9: 00, and I am busy again today. It hurts everywhere, cervical spondylosis, and feeling sick. This seems to imply something to me.

11. Unfortunately, I was attacked by the flu virus, and it hurt everywhere except no one. Buy some Jiang Shui bubble feet!

Twelve, come together today, I fucking ache all over! I think this sports meeting was hacked by me because I can't afford to fall!

Thirteen, it hurts everywhere these two days. I have neither a cold nor a fever.

Fourteen, after dancing every day, I was soaked and hurt everywhere. It's a challenge to squat in the toilet, and I really experienced the feeling that the old people's legs and feet are inconvenient.

Fifteen, after several modern dance classes, he was sore all over. It's really great that he's black and blue.

Sixteen, menstruation has a stomachache, so I told Ma Ma that Ma Ma has a stomachache and hurts everywhere. You asked me where it didn't hurt. My mother replied that it hurts everywhere except nobody. . . . Poof, ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am such a mother.

When I got home last night, it hurt everywhere. It hurts when you touch it. Oh, my God, is this a viral cold?

18. Liu Haha, except for his head, he hurts everywhere. He stepped on a jio water and came to the company.

I took care of the baby for a day yesterday, but I can't get up today, and I am sore all over.

Twenty, walking on snowy days is hard all over, and lying in bed at night hurts everywhere. It's scary to see a car skidding into a guardrail.

Once pregnant, a cold and fever become a torment. My whole body hurts, and my back hurts so much that I don't want to move. There is only one thought. I want to go home to my mother.

Twenty-two, old arms and legs hurt everywhere when playing ball.

Twenty-three, I'm tired every day these days and I'm sore all over! Tired, I really don't want to talk! ! Sometimes it's nice to be alone. I don't have to worry about anyone's feelings. Be in a daze if you want, and sleep if you want! ! Don't think about anything! ! ! !

Twenty-four, when I finally rested, I found that I was sore all over, my arms were too tired to lift and I couldn't move in bed. The patients in winter are really heavy.

In the last few days of 25 and 20xx, I felt that I was dying, with pain all over, backache and sore throat. Stop torturing me.

Twenty-six, the whole body aches everywhere, as if a layer of skin has been pulled out, and high fever sequelae?

Twenty-seven, a old bones came back yesterday, the first day to lose weight. I can't get out of bed and walk around today. It hurts everywhere.

Twenty-eight, it's so cold. I haven't practiced yoga for almost two months, and I don't want to move recently! I feel pain all over now.

Twenty-nine, headache, stomachache, and pain all over. It's so cold, I don't know how long I can hold on. I really want to have a shoulder to lean on.

Thirty, the result of clearing snow and deicing twice a day is pain everywhere in the morning!

Thirty-one-year-old, one of the symptoms of premature aging, aches everywhere, and his back is as hard as death.

32. I feel that I am alive again now. Last night was so uncomfortable, I didn't say I was aching all over, but I also vomited. Having a good figure is really the most important thing. After a long struggle, I finally fell asleep, probably because I had a dream while sleeping. I was told that I had two hours to live. Let me take some time to say goodbye to my relatives. At that moment, I struggled to wake up. I thought that at that moment, I really had too much disappointment with life, and there were still many people who wanted to cherish and see it.

The dinner in the evening is pig's head meat, and my mother says to make up where to eat.

My parents arranged a blind date for me today. When I met that woman, the first thing she said was, "You are so ugly!" " "I thought it might be April Fool's Day, so I said," Today is April Fool's Day! "The woman said," really? I am telling the truth. "

I liked reading martial arts novels when I was in middle school. One summer vacation, I was lying in bed reading, and my sister suddenly came back. One of my carp stood up and tried to hide the book. The result was so fierce that I fainted and hit my head against the wall. I don't know how long I fainted. When I woke up, I had a big bump on my head. From the concerned eyes of my family, I saw that they didn't care that I read extra-curricular books, and then the extra meal that night was pig's head meat.

Since everyone plays Chinese characters and the ancients, let's play poetry. At noon in summer, the sun is very hot, farmers are still working, and beads are dripping into the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard? How many people appear in this song?

Mother was scraping fish scales when she heard a "wow". Mom scraped her hand and there was blood on her hand, so dad took over. After a while, she heard another "wow" and her father scratched his hand. I rolled up my sleeves to take over, and my father said, "Don't move, winter!" " "Just when I was moved to tears, my father went on to say," Leave a pair of good hands to wash the dishes! " "

I went to the hospital for an examination and found that I was really pregnant. After I came out, I called my husband happily. Me: Honey, I'm pregnant. Husband: Say whatever you want. Don't eat, drink and cheat here.

M: Are you willing to give you 100 million yuan to eat shit? Me: Hmm … I can eat you bankrupt!

My parents and sisters each gave me 1000 as a red envelope. The family just sat down to play mahjong. They are partners. You have wood! I won it all back. ... I think I'm going to post money. Don't say that. It's so sad.

A good friend said, "I have been trying to copy every exam for more than ten years." For what, for myself? " ! Not only to improve the average class score, but also to save face for the teacher, first evaluate the grade director and let the principal go to the Education Bureau for a meeting to save face. I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? ! Selfless to this point, what do you want me to do! "

My husband went home on a business trip for a month and went to bed. . It seems that I am really tired and my heart is sour. . So I thought about rewarding him at night, hehe. . At this time, my colleague called for dinner. . I had an appointment, but as soon as I saw my husband, I told her directly: My husband is back, tomorrow. . . I haven't finished yet. . My husband suddenly sat up, grabbed his clothes and hid them under the bed. . I smiled when I saw it. . . . . . Wait, there seems to be a problem!

When I was a child! Xiaopang in the village bullied the landlord, and the landlord went home crying for help from his brother! When my brother heard this, he immediately rushed out to find Xiao Pang to retaliate against the landlord ... My brother didn't play Xiao Pang High School or Xiao Pang High School! When the landlord was worried about whether he could fight, my brother came back unscathed ... I heard his brother say, Sister, I beat my fat brother's fat sister ... and even called you back with interest. ...

My best friend said: after dislocating my shoulder, I exercise irregularly and gain too much weight! Me: What a perfect excuse, or I'll find some excuses for not exercising, such as spraining my ankle, hurting my leg, hurting my elbow, hurting my head ... BFF: You're too cruel to yourself!