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How can a husband make his wife like a diary?

It was a few years ago, but now I remember it as soon as I entered the station. I want to share it with you. I remember it was the summer a few years ago, when we were still in Huizhou, and the weather was very hot. My husband was in the middle class. He fell asleep in the air-conditioned room when he was free at work, and was later awakened by the cold.

The next day, he said he didn't feel well, and then he went to the drugstore next door to take medicine for two days. I didn't expect it to have no effect after eating it. I worked the night shift every day in those days and went to bed when I got home, so I didn't ask him much. When I came back from work that morning, he told me that he was still sick, sweating like a pig, and he felt cold when he played the electric fan. I asked him to give himself an intravenous drip, and I fell asleep again. But it still doesn't get better after intravenous drip, alas! I'm a little surprised, how to take medicine and injections have no effect, what's going on!

My mother-in-law called us at dinner that day, so I asked her by the way, what about my husband? My mother-in-law immediately said, "You give him a headache." I said, "Can you do that?" My mother-in-law said, "Yes, yes. Just give him a hand. " Although it will be embarrassing, I have never married my husband for so many years, because we are not in the same place and are far apart. So many customs are different. There, except for heatstroke, they used to pull a neck, then a chapped eyebrow, and nothing else. It's rare to see anyone caught.

So after answering the phone, I asked him, "Your mother said it would embarrass you! Do you want to pull wow? " Or maybe he's had a hard time these days. He said, "Pull and pull. A dead horse is a living horse doctor. " Then he sat on the stool like a victim, waiting for me, because it was his first attack and I saw him laughing at me like that. I said, "It's not that serious. Relax. You think it's torture! " "He said," Why not be tortured? " I told him, "It won't hurt very much. Be natural and don't be too nervous. "

I put a bowl of water beside it. I lit a little water on my forefinger and middle finger and began to pull it for him. First, I pulled my cervical vertebra at the back. It took a lot of effort to pull that place, and he screamed with pain. I said this place can't be robbed without hard work. I said I would be gentle when I grabbed those. It turns red after pulling it ten times, and purple after adding it a few times. Then pull the left and right two, these two are slightly better than the middle one, and they are also purple. When I finish pulling my back, I will pull the left side of my neck. Because the blood vessels are thin, it hurts to pull up the left and right sides. Now I've lightened the intensity, and it turns purple after two pulls. Three on the left and then three on the right. Don't pull the front one because you have to go to work. My first attack on my husband ended like this. Don't tell me it really works. He felt much better after a night's sleep. Because he seldom gets sick and seldom takes medicine. A few years later, he caught a cold (caught a cold) once. I suggested that he should, and he did. It seems that he also received such traditional therapy. I am very happy about it, because I like it, too. It's just that he doesn't know how to operate it yet, and I want to train him slowly. I wonder if my wish can come true.