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Talk about it in a childish and dizzy way.

1. He who is near Mexico is near Zhu Zhechi. Everyone will try to stay away from me in the future, and I don't want you to be handsome.

I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't pass the crowds in the canteen.

Don't tell the secret to the wind, which will blow all over the forest.

If you choose to be a dog, I will take you away with a rope, and I will never stop until I kill you.

5. The teacher lectures at the speed of wifi, the senior attends classes at the speed of 4G, the senior stares at the speed of 3G, and the scum drops the line on the spot. I didn't open the data at all.

6. You are a stubborn disease that I have never cured, starting from my heart and ending with the fly ash of my bones.

7. How to describe a beautiful woman? Putting you in ancient times can support a brothel!

8. Blame me me for not having an outstanding face and not keeping your beating eyes.

9. I blurted out your name from the initial embarrassment.

10. I often see you on the bus. You often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you were clutching your wallet.

1 1. I want to be a shining psycho in your mediocre memory.

12. You let me live in hell, and I will ruin your paradise.

13. You can't afford clothes that you like at first sight, but people who are impressed at first sight often don't like you.

14. I am shy. If you don't believe me, give me a kiss. I'm embarrassed to show it to you.

15. Throw away clothes you don't like, delete music you don't like, and ignore people you don't like. Love yourself even if the whole world doesn't love you.

16. The first time I saw you, God hummed in my ear that it was doomed.

17. You were the first to be tempted, and I got deeper and deeper.

18. I am afraid of being too active and perfunctory, so I have to restrain my thoughts and enthusiasm.

19. The reason for falling in love with yourself again is just because I washed my hair.

20. What is perfection? It is the volume of headphones that just covers the noise outside. When the alarm clock rings, you will naturally wake up, and the person you love will love you.

2 1. I don't believe anyone can stay with me for long. After all, it was more fun and left.

22. It turns out that when I miss someone, tears will come to my eyes before I speak.

23. Every dormitory has a snorer, a molar, a talker in his sleep, and a sleeper who watches the audience.

24. You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.

I liked you at that time, not because you were good-looking, but because you gave me a feeling that others could not give me at a special time.

26. Can you leave in no hurry? I can't walk around here alone.

Thanks to you, I am not bad at alcohol, tobacco and swearing now.

28. When you stumble and get hurt all over, consider it the residual makeup you painted for your youth.

29. You are the one who has been smoking all night and I can't go back.

30. Let me be your supporter. Although I am not tall and my shoulders are not wide, I will cry when I am wronged. I want to hug you.

3 1. Pretend that others have not said sorry to me. Leaving here is your best apology.

32. Invisible wounds are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the coldest.

When I was young, I made a decision to devote my life to love. Later, I didn't die. Youth saved my life.

34. Strong melon is not sweet but quenches thirst. You can't have long-term love but you can have children.

35. Youth is constantly meeting and missing. I hope you can meet someone who can stop biting your teeth and bravely hold back your tears.

36. I am also afraid of time to tell the truth and turn all persistence into jokes.

37. Time always saves the person who suits you best for last. After all, like is like a gust of wind, and love is a long stream.

38. When you wake up in the morning, you are with the sunshine. This is the future I want.

39. Time will tell you that it is not the old man's hand that accompanies you to the end, but the wine that hurts your throat.

40. Like a cat in an old alley, free but without a home. It's the first time I saw someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

4 1. Your intentions and infatuation are probably jokes of others after dinner.

42. If you know my stubborn personality, you can certainly understand the subtext behind my duplicity.

44. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba to lift the seal.

45. Don't listen to old songs, don't miss old friends, don't indulge in sadness, don't drink, don't revisit old places, and don't stand at different intersections and refuse to leave.

46. You should thank everyone who has changed you, whether it is good or bad.

47. Do you agree or disagree? About! Such a beautiful dialogue was actually used by the math teacher to decompose factors.

48. How much disappointment should we accumulate to overcome our obsession?

49. I like you so much that I want to ride the highest roller coaster with you and unfasten your seat belt.

50. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

I hope I can keep your eyes with my humble face.

1 I have a hunch that you are my future.

2, because you know, you are compassionate.

You talk to her recklessly, and you can scold her if you want. If you think it's sweet, it's sweet and you really talk about everything and are your best friends.

4. What if people like me are not strong? I just want to protect others and feel more secure.

You will meet a rainbow person one day. When you meet this person, you will feel that others are just floating clouds.

6. Time is not old, we won't leave, the sky won't be blue, and I won't leave. Give it to my favorite group of idiots.

7. Give me a period of time and give you a piece of spring flowers.

8. What I fear most is the strangeness after friendship is deepened, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after gentleness.

9, two people together, not for who can conquer who, but two people rely on each other and support each other.

10, some decisions only take one minute, but it takes a lifetime to regret that minute.

1 1, I wish you a long life and welcome you to die alone/fruitful/

12, it's getting cold. Put on more clothes when you go out. Now is not the time to brag.

13, don't forget what others said to you when they were angry, because that's what you look like in others' hearts.

14 When my mind is full of you, I feel nothing.

15, I hope I can keep your eyes with my outstanding face.

16, don't make yourself tired, learn to be open, learn to bow, learn not to force, and learn to hide.

17, [I thought it was very touching, but I didn't expect you to treat it like dirt. Maybe you didn't even give a good face]

18, ability is like a check, unless it is cashed, it is worthless!

19, it's not that I stay, it's your choice.

20. there are enough passers-by Can the next one be a lifetime?

2 1, I always forgot to ask you, is the most tortuous and moving plot in shadow play light or shadow?

Trust your lover, don't always doubt her sincerity, and leave some space for each other after intimacy.

23. It will be beyond recognition one day. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.

24. Take the initiative because you care about not contacting because you feel redundant.

25. If my leaving can make you happy, then I am willing to turn around and leave, and then watch you happy.

26. Nothing can't be let go, but we stubbornly refuse to let go.

27. The tearful love lost its original beauty after all.

28. Sometimes I would rather be like a child than see too many things and listen to too many grievances. I just want to live a simple life.

29, obviously not a stranger, but pretend to be stranger than a stranger.

30. We should admire two kinds of people: women who accompanied men through hard life when they were young and men who lived a good life when they were old.

3 1, in real life, your favorite often won't choose you; What loves you most is often not what you love most.

32. People who trample on others' self-esteem have no self-esteem.

I finally understand that I am your lover and she is your lover.

34. Who sang the end of the song that belongs to us?

35. Summer is the season when women are exposed and men are eye-catching.

36. I just write a person's mood and draw a group of people's sadness.

37. People have died since ancient times, but in a different order.

38. Some people we think we have forgotten, but when we face them, we find that we have unconsciously hidden each other deeper than ourselves.

39. 【 Don't disappoint your most beautiful self at the best age 】

40. You have to go through some things to see if your so-called lover is a man or a dog.

4 1, who said that, the person who left. About leaving. Will come back one day.

Since I can't keep my heart, please don't blame me for being a playboy.

1, unreachable happiness is like the sun that will never be touched.

The time immersed in your skirt is the beauty I am crazy about.

There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

4. How can a broken heart not hurt?

5. The smile on the corner of your mouth can't hide the sadness in your eyes.

6. Don't let the past compromise, and don't let the reality be erased by memories.

7, in fact, I understand very well, but a heart still chooses to stay there.

8. Tears fall on your hands, as cold as death.

9. I always thought I was strong, but in the end, I cried.

10, when you love someone, you will never be happy from beginning to end.

1 1, I am afraid of loneliness when I am alone, and I am afraid of constraints when I am alone.

12, what you can't forget is not your looks, but the beauty of the past.

13, perfunctory loneliness, perfunctory youth, but exaggerated happiness.

14, I'm sorry, I can't erase the past.

15, what life really cares about is not what you have experienced, but what you have left behind.

16, once dribs and drabs, kept invading like the tide.

17, maybe I'm too naive to expect a miracle.

18, there is blood in the throat for no reason, and every breath involves heartache.

19, the moment we met, I stood in front of you, just a stranger.

20. Missing breaks free at night. In order to commemorate love, I only blame time for making the most beautiful mistake.

2 1, does the dragon give the sadness of fate or the pain of reincarnation?

22. When tears are in the corner of your eyes, look up and the tears will not come out.

23, even if we meet again, mature performance, or see.

24. I am waiting for someone who can end my lonely story.

25. Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.

26. What can be obtained is never the best, and the best can never be obtained.

Since I can't keep my heart, please don't blame me for being a playboy.

28. Don't expect others to care about yourself, just care about yourself.

29. When all unaccustomed things become habits, I will be defeated by you.

30. Not every feeling is like, not every ambiguity is like.

Nothing can't be let go, only something can't be left behind.

First, I don't blame you for giving me unnecessary hope. I only blame myself for being stupid and choosing to trust you again.

Second, you can not only sing any song in the same key, but also sing the same song in a different key every time and never repeat it.

Love is like a gust of wind blowing it away.

Fourth, others think it is too much trouble to find, so no one sees my softness.

Some people don't belong to themselves, but they are precious when they meet.

6. Your sweet words have turned into my tears.

7. How can lonely patients and popular lovers stay together for a long time?

Eight, the mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but you left without saying a word.

Will you protect me? I will lay down all my weapons. ]

Ten, the most distressing distress is that even breathing hurts so much.

I have caught a cold hundreds of times. You have a persistent high fever.

You are the new love of time, and I am the old love of memories.

Thirteen, I am the kind of person who has a sharp mouth and a bad heart and regrets what I said unintentionally.

Fourteen, in the future, someone will know that you cherish you and like you, just as I like you. It makes me feel much more relaxed to think of it here.

15. I just want to be myself. I don't need much achievement or high expectations. I just do what I want to do.

I never like to make do, and I never like to be forced.

The more I want to sleep, the more I am afraid of the dark, the more I wake up, the more I am afraid of ghosts, the more I love him, and the more humble I am.

Eighteen, what is the extra cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter and your hospitality after my heart is cold?

I have heard a lot of well-meaning comfort and encouragement in my life. Only this person jumped down and stood with her, without complaining or depression. He said I would accompany you.

Twenty, not everything has a thorough cause and effect. Divinity always favors a heart that has experienced vicissitudes.

Twenty-one, wandering around the world to see Baishou in the evening when a snowstorm came, snuff laughed for the rest of my life.

Twenty-two, there is nothing that can't be put down, only something that can't be left behind.

I love you so much that I lost myself in the end.

Twenty-four, some songs are touching but still reluctant to stop.

25. It's like sleeping in a bed with a long comb, and then knowing more people is not as good as the past.

26. I hate it when people joke when I'm talking seriously.

In love, I want to thank you for giving me an empty indulgence.

Twenty-eight: The crowd is crowded. Did you seize the opportunity to leave me or still make me nervous?

Twenty-nine, no phone calls, no text messages, nothing, but I miss you here.

I always remember that sentence, I am more successful than you, I live more fully and contentedly than you, because I am worse than you.

You say others are disgusting, but in fact you are more disgusting.

How could you be so careless that you put your name in my heart and forgot to take it away?

Friendship is like a porcelain doll, beautiful but easily broken.

It's like repeating an old memory. I have been wandering between happiness and sadness. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid I'll crush it again

Thank you for keeping me from living in your eyes so that I can hug your back.

I'm afraid of losing you. I want to beg you to let me go.

Why don't you look back when you know you're going the wrong way? Because he's at the end of his rope.

Thirty-eight, even if I am left out by everyone, will you give me comfort and support?

You don't know that you are my antidote and my sleeping pill. Only occasionally let me lose sleep and dream with you.

Forty, when life can still throw caution to the wind for you.