How to learn humorous speaking skills

How to learn to speak humorously? Let me tell you some humorous speaking skills. I hope you like it!

How to learn humorous speaking skills 1

First, substitute a substitute for another, stealing the concept.

An officer went to the company to inspect, just in time for the soldiers to have lunch.

"How's the food?" The officer asked the soldier.

"Sir, there is too much mud in the soup." A talkative soldier replied.

"You joined the army to defend your country, not to be picky about food!" The officer was very angry and shouted, "Don't you understand this truth?"

"Yes," the soldier stood at attention respectfully and said firmly, "but we can't eat the land!"

Sir, the word land refers to territory, and the soldiers mean mud.

Teacher: "Today, let's review the subtraction we taught yesterday.

For example, what happens if your brother has five apples and you take three from him? "

Child: "As a result, he will definitely beat me up."

The "result" asked by the teacher belongs to the category of mathematics, but the child transfers it to the category of life logic.

When you ask your boss for leave, he answers you like this:

Do you want to take a day off? See what you want from the company.

You can work 365 days a year.

52 weeks a year, you have two days off every week, leaving 26 1 day to work.

You are absent from work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 170 days, 9 1 day remains.

You spend 30 minutes drinking coffee every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 68 days.

The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, 46 days and 22 days.

Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 20 days.

The company has five holidays every year and you only work 15 days.

The company generously gives you 14 days off every year, and you work 1 day. Do you still need this day off? !

The boss replaced the working hours for one year.

When using the method of replacing flowers with wood, we must keenly grasp the loopholes in each other's words and change our original intention.

Different target words of the concept of stealing will achieve different effects.

Second, puns

The following is a TV advertisement simulating Motorola:

A cool man is riding a luxury motorcycle on an endless road with endless yellow sand on both sides. What if the car suddenly breaks down? This cool guy escaped from Motorola's mobile phone and asked for help. After a while, I saw a mule car coming slowly towards the horizon. An old farmer helped liang zi put the motorcycle on the mule cart and walked forward without saying a word. At this time, the voice-over sounded: no matter how good the motorcycle is, it is necessary to pull the mule. Motorola, send messages anytime, anywhere! "

Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions;

Uncle Xing had a drink and said ... The land said, "This wall is not strong." The gods will say, "Look." At first glance, this land is really a good wall. How could there be a crash? Touching his hand, he said,' I thought it was a real wall, but I didn't expect it to be a fake wall! "They listened to, laughing.

Jia Qiang couldn't help laughing and said, "Silly uncle! Hello! I didn't scold you. Why did you scold me? Bring it, punish a big cup! "

A doctor said that he was busy all afternoon.

Everyone asked what it was.

He said, "I had an operation.

A child, hemorrhoids. "Everyone shouted," are you kidding? Does the child have hemorrhoids? ！” The friend solemnly hanged a sentence: "Nothing strange. Hemorrhoids are not old. " A group of colleagues laughed their heads off.

This is a homophonic pun.

The key to the use of pun lies in combining the situation at that time and expressing it with an alluding vocabulary.

Third, self-mockery and degeneration.

Laughing at yourself is making fun of yourself.

Self-mockery can show a person's confidence and openness.

Herb Tru, an American, put self-mockery at the highest level of humor in his book Humorous Life.

It is safest to laugh at yourself without hurting anyone.

Can be used to enliven the atmosphere and eliminate tension; Seek the steps in embarrassment and save face; Get the human touch in public; Under special circumstances, innuendo satirizes unreasonable villains.

1. Make yourself laugh.

In interpersonal communication, when people feel ashamed and embarrassed, using self-mockery to deal with difficulties can not only easily find steps, but also produce humorous effects.

Therefore, it is a clever way to laugh at yourself, tickle yourself a few times and laugh first.

After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, Zhang Daqian returned to his hometown in Sichuan from Shanghai.

Before he left, his friends gave him a farewell dinner and invited Mei Lanfang and others to accompany him.

The banquet began, and everyone asked Zhang Daqian to sit first.

Zhang said: "Mr. Mei is a gentleman and should sit at the top. I am a villain, and I should accompany the last seat.

"Mei Lanfang and all people don't understand its meaning.

Zhang Daqian explained: "Isn't there a saying that' a gentleman speaks, a villain does it'?" Teacher Mei's singing is lip service, while my painting is hands-on. I should let Mr Mei Qing sit down first. "

On one occasion, Chen Yi went to a relative's house for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

When you find a good book when you enter the door, you concentrate on reading it and mark it with a brush while reading it. The host urged him to eat several times, but if he didn't go, he brought bazin and sugar.

While reading and eating, he actually dipped the ink into the inkstone and sent it directly to his mouth.

Relatives burst into laughter as soon as they met.

He said, "It doesn't matter if you eat some ink. I just feel that there is too little ink in my stomach!

2. It's safest to scold yourself.

When you want to tell a joke, a short story, or a witticism or an anecdote, the safest goal is yourself.

If you laugh at yourself, who will be unhappy?

1930 On February 9, Cai Yuanpei's 70th birthday, people from all walks of life in Shanghai hosted a banquet to welcome him at the International Hotel. When thanking him, he said humorously and freely, "When you come to celebrate my birthday, you always ask me to work for another few years.

Living to 70 years old, I feel that I have done something wrong in these 69 years.

If you want me to live a few more years, you want me to do something wrong for a few more years. "

Once, when Treasury Secretary George Humphrey walked into Eisenhower's Oval Office, Eisenhower held his hand and said kindly, "Dear George, I notice that you comb your hair in the same way as me." Hum looked up and it turned out that Eisenhower was as bald as he was.

3. Say that you can also make others blush.

All humor is generosity and kindness to others.

The protagonist of humor embodies the intention of the humorous user or author, and often does not embarrass people everywhere, but always quarrels with others, even quarrels.

Generally speaking, he always stays away from things. Even if he is treated unfairly, or is treated unfairly by ordinary people, he often won't gnash his teeth in resentment, swear angrily, and even take out a killer to kill each other.

However, he is not a loser, and he will respond in his unique tolerant way, perhaps with a little ridicule and, of course, self-mockery.

In this way, he often becomes a winner at a higher level.

Obviously, Socrates was somewhat helpless, but his self-deprecating sarcasm got him out of this predicament, which showed Socrates' profound life accomplishment.

Being able to make the other person blush by innuendo is not only an unpleasant solution, but also an admonition. Why not?

The comedian Carol Bernie once sat in a restaurant for lunch.

At this moment, an old woman went to her dining table and raised her hand to touch Carol's face.

When her fingers passed Carlo's five senses, she said apologetically, "I don't see how beautiful it is."

"Save your blessings!" Carol said.

"I don't look good."

Downgrading is to express things to a lower level, similar to self-mockery.

How to learn humorous speaking skills II

First, expand your knowledge.

The more you know about the dynamics of today's world, the more you can open a topic with others.

Humorous people don't just sit and nod, they can add new topics to the conversation and share interesting facts.

The wider your knowledge, the more you can control the direction of the conversation.

Keep reading, learn about news and hot events, and expand your knowledge.

Watch documentaries and listen to lectures from various industries.

Remember that you can study everywhere and search for new topics yourself.

Second, increase the experience worth sharing.

A humorous person's life always seems wonderful.

The more you try, the more stories you share with others.

The best way to accumulate interesting experiences is to travel because you will meet new people and experience new interesting things.

Get into the habit of saying "yes" to strange challenges.

If someone invites you to a party with no acquaintances at all, accept the invitation.

On this seemingly ordinary night, you never know what will happen beyond your imagination!

Familiar places also have scenery, so you don't have to go to strange continents.

Even a two-hour drive to see friends in the next city is an exciting adventure.

Record your trips, the parties you attended and the places you went, so that you can share photos of these trips with others.

Third, focus on what you are doing.

You may not believe it, but humor and interest are exactly the same.

If you always seem careless and single-minded, eventually others will get tired of you and you will get tired of your own life.

Think of yourself as a sponge and absorb and pay attention to what is happening around you as much as possible every day.

When talking to someone, focus on him.

Look him in the eye and avoid texting or making phone calls.

Start to pay attention to the small details that are common in daily life.

Walking in the street, enjoy the beauty of buildings on both sides, pay attention to the wind and leaves, and pay attention to the paintings in the cafe where you are sitting.

Small details like this will make you feel more connected with the world around you.

Learn to listen.

Sometimes, people talk too much to show their humor and don't give others a chance to speak.

Despite your best efforts, it will only make you look too self-centered.

There should be equal opportunities to speak, so that both sides have the opportunity to tell and listen.

Fourth, make new friends.

Say hello to everyone and expand your social circle.

You never know which stranger will be your next best friend! Give everyone you meet a chance to tell you their stories and welcome them into your life.

Chat with others at parties, bars and clubs.

If you see humorous people, talk to them directly.

You have nothing to lose anyway!

Chat with waiters in restaurants, cashiers in convenience stores and bus drivers.

Meet friends of friends.

Having the same friends is very beneficial to making new friends.

Consider organizing a party, invite all your friends and tell them to bring one or two friends.

Fifth, keep an open mind.

Try not to comment, be sensitive, and others will be more willing to get along and talk with you.

Remember that everyone has the right to express their views.

Although there is no harm in having a friendly debate from time to time, you should try your best to keep an open mind and accept other people's views, even if they are completely different from yours.

Sixth, cultivate hobbies.

Join a nearby sports group and learn a musical instrument or a new skill.

Hobbies can not only enrich your life, help you make new friends, but also help you discover your talents and talents.

Some of the most interesting people are famous for their unique talents.

Interesting hobbies include mountain climbing, photography, golf, cooking, singing, dancing, horseback riding, voluntary activities, reading, handicrafts and painting.

Seventh, there is a unique aesthetic view.

Humor is not only your inner expression, but also your appearance will greatly affect others' cognition of you.

In fact, people have already commented on your humorous value before meeting you.

If you want to follow the current fashion trend, you should have at least one item that represents the current trend in your clothing.

A woman who is a little fashionable can make a man fall in love with him!

A hat, scarf or delicate jewelry.

Go to the second-hand shop Taobao.

The equipment found in the second-hand shop absolutely guarantees that you won't collide with others.

Eighth, be yourself.

Remember, even if you don't think you are cool, you are unique.

Don't imitate or disguise others to attract attention, because the truth can't be hidden in the end, and others will think you are a liar.

Don't hide your true self, learn to show your strengths and dilute your weaknesses.

When sharing your life with others, talk about the positive aspects.