QQ joke: Tonight, I let a mosquito come to you and let it kiss you for me.

1. When your life is unhappy, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

I am sleepy in spring, tired in summer, and tired in autumn. I hibernate and dream all the year round. How can I listen carefully?

4. Summer homework, such as concubines vying for favor, can't wait to have a bedroom, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people, worrying about Tencent Sina, and haven't set foot in the harem.

Tonight, I asked a mosquito to come to you and kiss you for me.

When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I am really rich, I find that being rich is really happy.

7. Girls give boys a lunch every day. After two months, the boy shyly said to the girl, lunch is really delicious. I didn't finish my words. The girl said: Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time!

8. I was educated by my family since I was a child. I have to put my money away. If I drop it, I will be scolded by people who have found it. I didn't understand it at that time, but I finally understood it when I found a hundred dollars: lying in the trough! Ha ha ha, I don't know which idiot dropped it!

9. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. How can I refuse such a handsome face?

10. When I first went downstairs, I saw a child trying to ring the doorbell. He was not tall enough to reach, so I went to ring the doorbell for him. The doorbell rang and there was a sound in the room! . I saw the child who was about to ring the doorbell just now shouting uncle, run. Then the door opened and left me messy.

1 1. Actually, it's the first time for everyone to hand in a blank paper together, so why hurt each other so much?

12. Xiao Wang, can you describe your love with a song? Yes, Fish Leong's courage. What sentence? Love really needs to be done with anger. Xiao Wang sighed and continued to cheer up his girlfriend.

13. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

14. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream and the mood will be reduced.

15. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

16. I won't watch you die, I will close my eyes.

17. I just made a girlfriend. On weekends, I took my girlfriend back to see my parents. When I got home, I told my mother, Mom, this is my girlfriend. My mother looked at her and said, how can you find such a thing? My girlfriend's face changed in an instant. I said right away, mom, she's my girlfriend. Speak politely. We really love each other! Who knows that my mother took my girlfriend's hand and said, daughter, you are so beautiful, how can you find someone like him? What should I tell your parents?

18. The rabbit is white and its ears are upright. It's really cute to stay still after cutting the artery and vein.

19. I went to eat crayfish with my friends. A little girl at the next table asked her mother. Mom, will mother crayfish be worried if she can't come home? When the boss came to help, her mother froze: no, their whole family is here.

20. I will do this lovely thing alone, so I won't bother you.

2 1. Someone on a campus forum asked: Why do cockroaches appear more frequently after the school kills cockroaches with cockroach incense? I haven't seen them much before. A student replied: Your home is gone, aren't you in a hurry?