Crosstalk lines of Beijing-Kowloon romance

I'll tell you a cross talk this time. ...

(From the side platform) Are you talking about him? Wait a minute! Let me take a closer look: squint, right? By the way, no beard, right? By the way, thick lips? By the way, no bridge of the nose, right? Yes, that's good. That's him.

What is wrong with me?

Comrade A, I want to talk to you.

Wait a minute, I want to talk to you about something.

What do you want from me?

Who told you to come to me just now?

A: That man.

Who is this?

He said it was your head. Why don't you go to him?

Team b ... then forget it.

A I can see that you are very gentle.

What do you mean by soft? Come on, what is it?

A: Here's the thing: I'm a railway worker, digging a tunnel on the Beijing-Kowloon line. No, the leader asked me to go to Beijing to introduce the things on the construction site to the central leaders and comrades.

B I see. You must be a model worker?

No, I'm committed to my job.

So you are an advanced individual?

A: No, we'll do it for others first.

So you built the road first?

No, I can do anything.

So you are a hero of the four modernizations?

A No, I'm an ordinary worker.

That ... stop it, what I said is wrong?

A No, you are absolutely right, but you can say yes, and I can't say so myself.

You are very modest to me.

By the way, I still want to improve.

B ok! Your modesty shows that my speech is terrible.

No, it's because you're good at this that I'm looking for you.

You wanted to see me. What happened?

I thought leader A asked me to introduce the situation.

B then go.

A no. I can do anything in the tunnel, but I don't know how to say it in front of people.

B So what are you going to do?

I want to do this: I will read my speech later, please listen to it, if it is not vivid, please help; Where is the image, please help; Where is not smooth, please help; Where is not wonderful, please help; Where is not compact, please help; Where it does not flash, please help; Why not? ...

B Oh, and you? Go back to work. What about me? How about reporting for you?

A I made this suggestion, and the leader said no!

B why?

A said you were awkward and didn't look like a worker.

Still, you must do it.

A It must be the two of us. You give me a guide, and I will be a concrete speaker.

Okay, okay, that's it. Read your speech first, let's listen to it!

A Then I'll read it.

B let's get started!

Oh, yes If you hear anything wrong, stop me at once.

Don't worry, I'll park where I should!

One line ... but then again, what do you do?

B I ... What do you say I do?

I mean, do you specialize in this field?

B Oh, I see! I tell you: I can speak cross talk and tell stories.

Oh, you hold both doors.

By the way, I'm not bragging. I have free time to help you rehearse.

A great. Let's get started!

B it should have started a long time ago.

(Read the speech aloud) Leaders, distinguished guests and comrades. ...

Wait, I have to interrupt you.

Why did you stop?

Let me ask, is there anything wrong with your speech?

A yes, wow.

What's B's name?

A work report.

B not good, not attractive.

What should it be called?

B How about I give you a name, Beijing-Kowloon Legend?

What does this "romance" mean?

Have you seen the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Romance is a particularly interesting story.

A Is that all right?

Listen to me, that's right.

All right, that's it! I'll start over.

B read it,

Leaders, guests and comrades! My name is Li Tiezhu, and I am an ordinary tunnel worker. Ordinary work, ordinary looks, ordinary clothes, nothing to introduce. first ...

Wait, I have to interrupt you.

Why did A stop right after watching it?

B you can't do that.

A what's wrong?

B leader asked you to report to Beijing. ...

A I didn't want to come, I was busy at the construction site!

B Well, since you are here, you are the image of a railway worker.

A Then do you have any ideas?

B yes, wow! We have lines in the field of storytelling.

What a good word!

B is to open your face first.

What do you mean, open your face?

B is to describe your appearance first so that everyone can remember it clearly.

A Oh, go ahead, I'll learn.

Listen, railway worker (mysterious) Li Tiezhu.

A (student B) said that Li Tiezhu, a railway worker, looked like a thief.

B He is over fifty this year. ...

This Friday ... let me interrupt you for a while.

What's the matter?

A I'm only thirty-one years old this year.

31 years old? Then why are you so wrinkled?

A this is choked by stone powder.

B's face is black enough.

A bask in the sun while working outdoors.

B's hair is white

A forgot to wash her hair when she came.

B's eyes are red.

A work overtime to catch up with the construction period.

No wonder you are so old.

But our hearts are young.

Come on, let's talk about appearance. Listen!

A: Go ahead.

Li Tiezhu, a railway worker, is in his early thirties this year.

A that's right.

B's face is black and purple, a pair of lying silkworm eyebrows and a pair of leopard eyes shine, just like two flickering lights in the tunnel; On the face, wrinkles are like knives and axes; Look under the chin, a steel beard is like a sword; Look at the size, it is a foot away; When you talk, it's like a tiger whistling and a dragon singing; With a scream, the rocks in the shaking tunnel creaked.

A it's over. I must go back to my hometown.

B well done. Why do you always want to go home?

A: I have caused a landslide, so I must be fired! Besides, you're not talking about me!

Who is this?

One seems to be Zhang Fei!

B, I am familiar with Zhang Fei's writing.

You must talk about me.

B Yes, isn't it romantic?

A romantic movie has to talk about our looks.

What are your workers like?

The workers on the Jiajing-Kowloon line are immersed in hard work and obscurity. They concentrate on their work and never shout. In order to finish the construction period ahead of schedule, thousands of troops fought. Go ahead, you can see the mountains open and the water bridge. It's really brave. I just want to be excellent and fast in engineering, not beautiful and happy in life. Bitter, we are practical; Tired, we are strong, and more than 50 thousand workers across the line are determined to be pioneers in the four modernizations!

B-ho, why didn't you say more than 50 thousand people went into battle together?

A: That's right.

B run forward with one heart?

A: That's right.

I have to say this: ladies and gentlemen, I suddenly heard an order from the CPC Central Committee and saw railway workers pouring in like a flood. Everyone is whispering: "Great, look, the railway workers are coming, don't let the difficulties run away!" " I saw a black-faced teenager named Li Tiezhu among the hosts, who got off a snow-white horse and poked his horse with his foot, and then "Wow ..." went straight to Kowloon like lightning. ...

Tell me.

B it's over.

A is finished? If you run away, it's over. You're finished.

B What can I do for you?

What I heard from you was inciting me to be a deserter!

No, I'm changing my way. I'm praising you with storytelling!

Give me a compliment. Let's hear it: comrades are working on the construction site day and night. What am I going to do in Kowloon?

You misunderstood. I mean you. You took the lead and arrived in Kowloon first.

What am I doing riding in Kowloon?

Ride fast.

A Then why should we build a railway?

This is a description.

As you said, our 2533 km railway was built for nothing.

If you don't think this sentence is right, you don't have to.

That sentence in front of A is also wrong!

B what's wrong?

No one else went. What am I going to do in Kowloon alone? You're kicking me out of the group!

B I can't arrange it for you. I always wear a hat with buttons.

A can't say that.

What did b say?

A I can't leave the group! Our collective is a United collective, a fighting collective. Without collective strength, the construction period could not be so fast; Without the collective strength, the quality of the project could not be so good; Without collective strength, we can't overcome the landslide. ...

All right, you can do whatever you like ahead. Let's focus on the landslide. We like this kind of content.

I'm surprised. Why do you like accidents?

B because this kind of plot is easy to attract the audience.

I see. Audiences like to hear about their lives.

By the way, the more detailed you are, the better

A You don't know, this landslide is terrible!

You know fear.

By the way, I'm a human being, but it's not personal safety we're afraid of.

B Then what are you afraid of?

A what we are afraid of is delaying the construction period!

B: be specific.

At noon that day, we worked a little faster. I said, "Comrades, let's eat." Before I finished, I heard a click. ...

B what's wrong?

There was a big crack in the nail stone, and then water came out. The water is cold and cold, waist deep.

B this part is wonderful.

Why are you so happy when something happened to A?

The audience likes to hear this story.

Do you like listening? We are in a hurry! I forgot to eat, too. I said, "Comrades, pay attention to protecting the side wall and don't let it fall down." But just then, I heard a bang.

B what's wrong?

An overwhelming victory! The stone clinked on the helmet! Stone face fans can't open their eyes! It's staggering to smash workers. If you take a step, you have to plant them in water!

B I will stop you here.

Don't stop me, it's important to save my comrades. ...

B wait for me to ask.

Say something quickly.

Did a big stone fall?

What is the size of a?

B is the rice bowl so big?

A is everywhere.

B basin is so big,

Piece by piece!

B is the rice tank so big?

A kept shooting it down,

B Is the dining table this big?

Overall ... you're hungry,

What do you mean hungry?

A talked for a long time, but you haven't left for dinner yet!

Let me ask you, did a big stone fall?

A: Wow, there is a big stone, which is seven or eight feet wide and ten feet long when standing, but it can't be stopped by three or five kilograms, and even seven or eight kilograms won't be allowed. ...

B hey! I dare say that he can write fast books in Shandong.

This is all the facts.

Ok, I'm in charge of this period, and I promise to make you satisfied.

Then help me. The more exciting, the better.

Listen and remember.

Go ahead.

Last time, B said: Li Tiezhu, a railway worker, and all the workers are digging tunnels. They are doing their best.

A that's not bad.

What are these workers like? That's really tall and thin, black as iron and red as blood; The temples are bulging, the eyes are staring, the breast meat is turned over, the brand meat is stretched, and the tools are in hand. You are fighting with me. In order to finish the construction period ahead of schedule, all you have to do is not let one.

A exactly.

B was working when he heard a loud noise and someone shouted, "No! It's going to collapse! " Who is shouting? It was none other than Li Tiezhu! He threw down his tools and shouted, "Mom, run!" " "

A: I ... I will stop you temporarily. Are you talking about me or you?

B you.

A: I am the leader of everyone. At this time, I am the leader.

B You should organize everyone to rescue the cave, put down the tools and run to move the wood.

A no! I heard you just say, "Mom, run!" What the hell is this?

B It's ... That's the problem ... It's ... Ah, by the way, there's a lesbian named Maya in your cave.

When did we have another woman in the cave? Does the name sound Russian?

B Yes, you see there are women in movies and pop songs now.

A Then why?

B it wouldn't be lively without them.

A: It's really lively.

B: Isn't it romantic?

I will discuss it with you. Can your art troupe add this woman to dig a hole?

B forget it, I'm just talking about this for nothing. Let's talk about landslides!

By the way, you are serious.

Ladies and gentlemen: Li Tiezhu shouted, "It collapsed! Pay attention to safety! " This is a coincidence. The iron column looked up, alas, a stone the size of a bed plate cracked. If it falls, the workers below will have to smash it into patties. See the crack in this stone getting bigger and bigger! As soon as Li Tiezhu saw it, he picked up a piece of wood and rushed up. Just then, he heard a crash. Do you want to know whether this boulder has fallen or not? Please listen to the next breakdown.

Ah, why didn't you say anything?

B can't say any more, you need to leave a button.

A what "button"?

B is to stop when you get to the point and let the audience catch up with you.

Here's the thing.

By the way,

Let me ask you a question: should I report to the central leadership and let the central leadership chase me before listening?

B ... That's how we usually tell stories.

You are a romantic. We can't wait.

Then tell me how you did it.

A At that time, I saw that the stone was about to fall. I ran to support it with a piece of wood. I said, "Comrades, for the sake of safety, you should leave first." But the comrades-in-arms said, "Captain, let's live and die together! Hold the tunnel even if you die. " Talking, the comrades rushed to the dangerous place and went to the most nervous place. After more than six hours of emergency rescue, the tunnel was finally saved. We overcame the landslide and ensured the normal excavation work. ...

Great, we overcame the landslide. Are you happy?

Of course I am.

B we should celebrate.

What are you going to do?

B I don't care about the front. The key is in the back. Let me tell you about it. How about celebrating?

A: Go ahead, I'm listening!

Second, comrades were in high spirits when they defeated the landslide! You hold me, I hold you, and tears are in my eyes. The gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing. At this moment, the construction site is like the New Year. Some said, captain, you want to treat! This one says, "Yes, let's eat raw seafood." The man said, "no, I have a bad stomach these two days." I'd better eat instant-boiled mutton. "

Are these all members of your art troupe?

Others said, "Captain, we won't eat either. Let's pay some urgent expenses. How about 5,000 yuan per person? "

What did everyone say?

Everyone said, "Good! Just do it! "

Where did all these people come from?

At that time, Li Tiezhu was very happy to hear the news!

A I'm still happy.

Yes, you said, "Comrades, no problem. We will not only give money, but also have three days off. Let's get drunk with him. "

I said, comrade, I'll stop you.

B what's wrong?

A: We didn't celebrate, so I just said a word!

What did you say?/Sorry?

A "comrades! Wash your face and eat, go to bed early and go to work on time tomorrow. "

It's a good deal. It's no use waiting in line for you for half a day?

A: We don't have any of that!

This is not a romantic movie!

A: Yes, I see what your romance is all about.

B, what's going on

A just doesn't tell the truth!

B me.