Interesting talk about getting up early.

1. You must have been homeless in your last life, so let's live like this in this life.

2, a person will feel lonely when eating, not when eating snacks. Really can't refute!

Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

4. What do you mean by Xiu En 'ai's quick death? That is, girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

6. Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", I just want someone to look me in the eye, hold me tightly, say "I know you're not fine", and then take out a bunch of big bills and put them in my arms.

7. Some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent, but in fact they don't know that they owe it to them.

8. After wearing headphones, I suddenly found that there was no sound on the left, thinking that the headphones were broken. After careful examination, I found a false alarm. It turned out that my left ear was deaf.

9, in fact, happiness is very simple, just like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, concave-convex men hit small monsters!

10, time is a butcher knife, tell it to beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

1 1. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.