What humorous sentences can't be contacted because the mobile phone is broken?

1, because the mobile phone is overworked for a long time, it crashes due to overwork, and the rescue is invalid. He left me yesterday. The last five days are mourning days for mobile phones. In order to express deep affection, all external contacts are suspended during this period.

2. The mobile phone ran away from home, resulting in the loss of all contact numbers. Please send your mobile phone number and your name to my mobile phone number, and then I will extract the lucky number of 10 from it and send a certain amount of phone bills. Thank you for your cooperation.

3. Does my mobile phone disturb others for me? Nothing to move. Just a black screen? Collapse? I couldn't answer the phone again, so I finally turned it off.

4, the mobile phone drives the crane to the west.

Hey, I couldn't get through when I called you. Please call me back and try.

6. My mobile phone has changed its ringtone. I don't know if it will help. Please call back and try.

7. Call me. Come on.

8. I gave a red envelope to the person who called me today.

9. If you don't give me a red envelope, then give me a call to comfort me.