Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - If you get married and make friends.

If you get married and make friends.

I sorted out some words suitable for marriage and friends circle, including funny articles, ancient styles and literary articles. I hope you will like them.

Funny article:

1. Write your name on the property certificate. My mother can swim, so it is difficult to have an adult. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

2. The red envelopes that have been issued for * years can finally be returned.

3. Hello everyone, molecular money, please prepare.

I don't need to teach you more for the rest of my life. Listen to me.

I was arched away by a pig.

6. Dogs sit at home, and food falls from the sky.

7. Take your family to worship everyone in your early years?

8. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.

9. On the road of life, let's peck at each other.

10. There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

1 1, you can get a 15% discount if you like molecular money.

12, good luck, get married today.

13, the national distribution has finally arrived.

14, housewives online, domestic violence mode is about to start.

15, goodbye to the big forest, I was caught by the crooked neck tree.

16, I'm glad you will eat my meal in the future.

17. I'm not disappointed this time.

18, once sold, it is non-refundable.

19, Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, I am the woman you will never get in your life!

20. Daniel Wu can't marry me, but you married me!

Antique items:

1, lonely smoke boundless Wan Li sand, fortunately I can walk with you.

2. The knot is that husband and wife love each other.

You and I have known each other for a hundred years.

4, the rivers and lakes are far away, let's go together.

5, since a person is willing to be generous all his life …

6, the breadth of life and death, Zi Chengqi said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

7, often than wings, call names to each other.

8. The two surnames are married, and they are contracted together. The good marriage lasts forever and matches the same name.

9. Write to Hongjian with a promise of hoary head, so that the alliance of Hongye can be well documented.

10, seeing a gentleman, Hu Yun doesn't like it.

1 1. I heard that my husband has a good family and my daughter is willing to listen to it all her life.

Literary articles:

1, it exploded for the first time, and it hurts for a long time.

2, people are like rainbows, you will know when you meet them.

3, a trip to the mountains and rivers, three students are fortunate.

4. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.

5, three meals a day for two people, four seasons

6. Once upon a time, the person in front of me was a lover. In the future, my sweetheart will be a pillow person.

7. The world is not worth it, but you are.

8. It begins at first sight and ends in old age.

9. I hope that in the future life, I will know each other in the cold and warm, share happiness, measure the width of the world, and live a long life.

10, and known people have lived an unknown life.

1 1, I only have one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.