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Luffy's talk
"hey." Orchids hide in the thick grass and cry.
She didn't expect that after she ran away, Master Siming really stopped looking for her. She waited in front of the heavenly gate for a long time, but she never saw her master. She was so sad that she really escaped to the lower bound in a rage. No one found her missing after the lower bound. Orchids feel that they are simply a dispensable person to others for a period of time, and no one will care even if they disappear.
She thought about it, and her tears became more and more cheerful.
Just at the right time, the big white sunshine cast a black shadow straight across her head, and the orchid looked up with red eyes. The sky is blue and there is nothing unusual. She just thought she was hallucinating, but there was a loud noise in her ear, just like thunder, followed by the rapid wind, which swept all the trees to ashes with overwhelming momentum.
The orchid closed its eyes in fear and crawled tightly on the ground. It was not until long after the gale that she dared to open her eyes quietly.
Just now, the forest with dense vegetation was deserted, and a big pit was deeply sunken not far ahead. Orchid helplessly looking at the bare land around, she thought for a while, half curious and half hesitant, and walked to the pit.
The pit is deep and big, with a radius of about five or six feet. The bottom of the pit is dark, and I don't know what's inside.
Orchid fingers hung with a heart, afraid to look into the pit that stood by, and suddenly a spotless pale palm suddenly caught orchid fingers' ankles!
"ah!" Her screams floated in the air with a rounded arc, and then a flower in front of her eyes, in a rotation, somehow hugged with something and rolled to the bottom of the pit.
The dust that took off slowly settled, and the dizzy orchids supported the hair. She squinted at a black "object" lying on her chest for a long time and her mind was blank.
"Hmm ..." The black "object" let out a melody nowadays, and her head unconsciously rubbed against her chest.
The orchid suddenly blushed sensitively. When she recovered, she immediately grabbed his hair in shame and gave him two big masks: "Bah, Bah! Prostitute! People are still orchids! "
The person who was beaten didn't do anything. Orchid hurriedly pushed him away and was busy taking care of his clothes. Finally, I turned around and saw the rascal clearly.
The light black material slipped from his head, and a beautiful silver-white long hair suddenly dazzled the orchid's eyes. The gold and red leader's mouth showed the person's status. But orchids never imagined that any immortal with status in the sky had such charming hair.
She approached the man in black carefully, touched his finger with her toe first, and then dared to bend down and turn him over slowly.
Seeing his face, the orchid froze. She patted all the messy hair on his face, then approached his face and touched his eyelashes: "Is it that long?" As she spoke, she pulled out two immoral roots and pointed at her face. "Well, if my eyelashes are so long, it would be more pleasing to cry and I wouldn't be punished for doing something wrong ..."
"Come and see if you are crying."
Orchid body a stiff, eyes slowly slide down, just to wake up at the beginning of each other's eyes.
Eyes like blood jade ... the magic is overflowing.
Orchid knew that the situation was not good and ran, but it didn't give her a chance to escape. The man in black reached forward and easily grabbed the orchid by the neck and brought it to himself. The man in black looked at her coldly: "Cry twice."
Needless to tell him, the orchid's tears have trickled down and she cried spinelessly: "My Lord, I ... I was born, and my body is childish and astringent, not delicious, not delicious."
At the right time, the man was in the rain, the orchid was on the floor, and her tears and nose dripped on the man's face. The man in black drew a black flame mark on the orchid's neck with his fingertips, and then abandoned her in disgust: "Listen to me, I won't kill you."
Orchid cried: "I listen, even if you fart, I also listen attentively."
"hmm." The man closed his eyes and breathed for a while. "Get out of here at once."
"Oh, my Lord, I can't."
There was a murderous look in the man's bloody eyes: "Huh?"
"Hey ... look, if I didn't guess wrong, those mountain soldiers on the horizon should come to catch you. You see, they came without blinking. "
The man looked into the distance, and sure enough, the mountain soldiers rushed here in dark clouds. His eyes were slightly bloodshot. He mentioned that he wanted to hide his hair color, but his stomach was empty, but he couldn't make any effort. In desperation, he had to hook his finger at the woman with a sloppy face and crying: "Come here."
Orchid shrank aside and saw his eyes narrowed dangerously, and the mark he planted on his neck began to burn. Orchid had no choice but to gather together to him.
The man in black grabbed the orchid's hair unceremoniously, showing sharp fangs and biting the orchid's neck mercilessly. With the passage of blood, orchids only feel a tearing pain from the depths of their bodies. She felt as if she had died and turned into a soul, slowly drifting away from her body, but getting closer and closer to the man in front of her.
At the last moment before closing her eyes, she saw a completely strange smile on her face. She heard herself say in a tone she had never used before, "I'll borrow your body for the time being."
Borrow? You can borrow a girl's body by saying that! Bad guys are innocent, and their dicks will be cut off by lightning.
But before she protested, her eyes turned black, and then she lost consciousness.
I don't know how long I slept, but in the buzz, she seemed to hear someone saying in her voice, "I ... I would like to enter the Haotian Tower to guard this demon, and I am worthy of the virtue of cultivating immortals for thousands of years."
Others are talking noisily about something, but all the noise always dies after slamming the door.
"get up."
Orchid dizzy to open your eyes, sitting outside the thick black sticker a woman wearing a white orchid skirt. She only thinks that this man is terribly familiar. Look carefully, it's not her! That's a man who looks exactly like an orchid!
She was startled and thought, isn't this a twin flower that Siming's master used to plant, and now she finally meets her long-lost sister? She asked in surprise, "Who are you?" When' tis once spoken, she was startled at first, so hoarse and magnetic male voice could come from her throat! For an instant, she only felt that the world was upside down. "My voice ... why?"
The more she said, the more she confirmed the fact that she now has a man's voice.
"I ... I ..." Orchid is crying.
The woman outside the bar looked disgusted and said, "Don't use my face to look so useless."
"What? Hey ... what's your face? "
The orchid outside the iron fence looked at her coldly and put her arms around her: "Now you and my body are temporarily exchanged, and then you can exchange it back when the magic of this deity is restored." There is no need to be surprised. "
The orchid turns white: "This deity?" She looked around again and cried even harder. "Hey, monster, orchids have been pitted by monsters! Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody Music Melody
The "orchid" outside has a cold murderous look: "Don't make my face cry."
"They ..."
"You little fairy don't want to die."
Orchid showed no weakness: "You kill me! Kill me! ”! This is not my body either! They ... "
The man outside the iron fence was silent, then slapped himself and watched his white face swell up. The orchid stopped crying incredibly. The man gestured with one hand on his chest, trying to catch his softness. He said coldly, "Try crying again."
Orchid dazed, she looked around, then spread her legs and rushed to the railing in an extremely indecent posture. The heavy black iron core crashed into the lower body, and the orchids that had never experienced the taste of egg pain and chrysanthemum tightness turned white instantly.
The people outside couldn't help swallowing water, and there was silence.
Orchid in a cold sweat, not to be outdone smiled: "you when ... I cry, is easy to bully, easy to bully? You threatened me again! I waved a knife from the palace. "
The demon who was never threatened gave in.
Orchid smiled proudly.
But this is only their first meeting, and it is still unknown who will have the last laugh in the future.
He said coldly in the clear voice of orchids, "Little girl, we have plenty of time."
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