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Talk about a humorous mood. Simply say a humorous mood.

1, what is the pain that can be touched? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

2. It is said that every person in China touches the mobile phone 150 times a day on average. I smiled. That's nonsense. Only once. I picked it up when I woke up. I put it down before going to bed.

3, really old, Sao is not moving! Autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks, which is the minimum respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm first!

The least fun game is that when it's your turn to play, you change the rules, which often happens in life.

I think my room may be haunted. Whenever I sit at my desk and get ready to start reading seriously, I soon find myself lying in bed watching my mobile phone.

6, men and dogs: men are twenty like pugs, sweet words are always on their lips, and thirty are like watchdog, cooking and washing are the best.

7, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, no bangs look at the facial features, I am suitable for masking.

8. Everyone likes to take photos with you at the party. It doesn't mean you are popular, but it may be because? Your face is very big.

9. The two people who trust each other most in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. The junior high school teacher said, "The senior high school teacher will talk about this knowledge point." The high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have talked about this knowledge point."

10, the woman standing in front of the clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should be lucky today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.