Tease the funny sentence "classic"

Lead: You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times. The following is a classic funny sentence I compiled for your reference.

1), although restless, but also to keep yourself.

2) If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

3), alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

4) I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

5) Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

6) What a beautiful uncle!

7) I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

8) If you can't steal happiness or fat, there is still hope.

9) Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party divides you in two.

10), I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

1 1), Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

12), always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

13), my father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong is not dead, and Han Hong is ill.

14), I believe that if you come, you won't leave. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

15), I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

16), heartache, indigestion.

17), women like bad men and don't like bad men. ..

18), pockmarked is not called pockmarked, which is a lie.

19), the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw!

20) You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

2 1), lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

22) Laughter is a blooming smile.

23) I won't say anything if I kill you.

24), the left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

25) Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like seeping into the ground.

26) I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

27) All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

29) If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: my body is traveling, or my soul is traveling.

30), let the personality shine on the forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

32) I have never deceived you, because I have never deceived your needs.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

35), it may seem approximate, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Happiness is when you look in the mirror and like the person you see.

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur.

39) Yes, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

40), loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

4 1), when you can't help crying, open your eyes and don't blink, and you will see the world.

42) The whole process from clarity to vagueness.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

44) What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

45), don't arm yourself with the world, you will be acclimatized.

46), explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

47), the so-called threshold, the past is the door, if you can't cross it, it will become the threshold.

48), strangeness makes you unable to know strange things, and familiarity makes you unable to understand familiar things.

49) The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

50) What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

5 1), lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

52) The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take things seriously.

54), whether a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home, he is the happiest person.

55) You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

56) kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

57) If fate grabs you by the throat, you will scratch your armpit.

58) It is not naivety that prevents growth, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

60) Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

6 1), we are ordinary people and we are also special people, so we are special ordinary people.

62), that person dares to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

64) If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

65), stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

Say, do you want to die or not?

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

68), you roll for me, keep rolling.

69) Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just plain beautiful.

70), unreasonable, there must be a picture!

7 1), the sky is clear.

72) It's not that the road is rough, but that it's impossible.

73), disgusting mother cried very sad, why? Because it's disgusting

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

75), my heart is broken, and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

No one is holding hands, so I just take a ride.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over?