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Hu Yaojun Hua Niang
Baihua Village is better than Tang Tianyao's flower pool.
Baihua Village, as its name implies, is a village full of all kinds of flowers. Among them, what is amazing is the flowers on the green hills in the east of Baihua Village. When the flowers bloom, the scenery is called a word: beautiful and charming.
The villagers call this mountain Fox Fairy Mountain. Legend has it that this mountain is full of aura and beautiful scenery, so it attracts fox spirits to practice here. Some fox spirits will help people in the village to eliminate disasters and eliminate the night, so as to cultivate immortality as soon as possible. Therefore, people have lived in harmony with the fox demon for a hundred years, so the villagers also call it the fox fairy.
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What do you think? When you, my love, are riding a bamboo horse, trotting around in circles and swinging your childhood, the picture of getting along must be happy.
However, in reality, Fox Fairy Mountain is under the vine. A charming woman is eating grapes happily, and her big almond eyes are full of satisfaction.
She is the daughter of the current demon king in Fox Fairy Mountain and the successor of the next demon king-Jun Huaniang.
He is responsible for protecting the people on Huxian Mountain and maintaining the centuries-old friendship with the villagers in Baihua Village. At the same time, she is also a little beauty with a girl's face and a royal sister's temper, known as "Jinx".
It is said that only Ma Zhu, who grew up with her, can stand her temper. It is said that Jun Hua Niang challenged a century-old tiger monster because she was aggressive when she was young. The result was defeated by the enemy, but with the help of Ma Zhu, the inner Dan of Adzuki bean was damaged, and it was difficult to cultivate from then on.
Junhua Niang ate grapes and looked at the letter her father had just given her. The letter said that the villagers at the foot of the mountain disappeared inexplicably recently, which caused panic among the villagers in Baihua village. Someone maliciously led the fire to their fox demon and asked her to find out about it.
After reading the letter, Jun Hua Niang smiled coldly, thinking that it was bold to dare to provoke them in Fox Fairy Mountain, so she was prepared to make fertilizer for her flowers in Fox Fairy Mountain.
The little bean next to him looked at Jun Hua Niang's gloomy face and shivered unconsciously, thinking: Someone is going to have bad luck again.
Jun Hua Niang looked at the person who didn't want to slap her, stared at the clusters of full grapes on the vine, and deliberately said, Little beans, go and pick the purple and biggest grapes for me.
When he heard Jun Huaniang's words, Xiao Douzi was so angry that he wanted to scratch his liver and lungs, but he thought that he would have to run errands for Jun Huaniang for three days after losing the bet, and finally he went to pick grapes. In the sun, the young man's fair skin is tender as tofu, and his blurred fox eyes are fascinating. Jun Hua Niang looked at the face of this young man who brought disaster to the country and people and felt wronged. It is said that the fox demon, who has cultivated into an adult, is a top-notch beauty in the goblin world. She will only hook people's souls and make people want to stop. Except for her, she is just a serious little girl, much like a cat.
Small beans looked at the girl staring at his face with a bad smile and said, why, I have a crush on my face as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. Gee, it's a pity that you are too ugly to enter my eyes.
"Get out!" Jun Hua Niang clapped her hands in the past, which caused the teenager to scream and hide from side to side. Finally, I stopped when the teenager begged for mercy.
Jun Hua Niang put away her magic and left a long message: tidy up and come down with me to investigate the case tomorrow.
"Why should I go with you?" Behind him came the voice of the young unwilling.
Jun Hua Niang suddenly approached the teenager, raised her chin, smiled badly, pretended to be fierce, and said, "Just because you are my little sidekick now, don't you think, little bean?"
The boy looked at the girl who pretended to be fierce in front of him and nodded helplessly. In fact, at the moment, his heart is pounding like a rabbit and his ears are red.
At this time, the little bean said, I am faking it. Actually, I really want to go with you, just to get your attention.
But at the moment, Jun Hua Niang didn't notice.
Past events: 0 1
Xiao Douzi's name is Luo Jiu. Because he was born in September, he was named Luo Jiu. Xiao Douzi is his nickname. Because Luo Jiu's mother was grumpy when she was pregnant with Luo Jiu, Luo Jiu's father wrote love poems like ordinary people to make her happy, but he didn't have much pen and ink. He came back and forth every day in one word-red beans were the most lovesick.
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The next morning, Jun Huaniang waited for Luo Jiu on the way down the mountain early. At this time, Luo Jiu was carrying two burdens, dressed in red, and coming to Jun Huaniang. Jun Hua Niang watched Luo Jiu coming towards her, subconsciously grabbed his clothes and said, Slow down, thanks to your size.
"That's not just to pick your favorite grapes for you," Luo Jiu muttered, but it's a pity that Junhua Niang only has two words in her ears, completely ignoring the spoil in the eyes of teenagers.
So she praised and said, "Yes, yes, it's my lovely little attendant."
Just as they were about to take off, a silly voice came, "Luo Jiu, Hua Niang, wait for me, and I will leave." I saw a sunny boy running towards them. "It's Qi Lin." "How did he get here?" asked Hua Niang. Luo Jiu looked at Lin, a face of unhappy.
Before Qi Lingang could catch his breath, he snorted. Jun Hua Niang cast a spell, and in a blink of an eye, a group of them came to the foot of the mountain.
Baihua village at the foot of the mountain. Along the way, Jun Huaniang looked at only three or two villagers picking flowers, and her doubts were even worse. Luo Jiu, who was on the side, also said doubtfully, "It's really strange to blossom at this time. The villagers here make a living by picking flowers and making incense. How come I only saw a few villagers along the way? " The village, which should be busy at ordinary times, is surprisingly quiet at the moment. "
Qi Lin, who followed them, quickly echoed, "Yes, that's strange", but no one saw it. Qi Lin said that, but his face was calm, his eyes looked at Jun Hua Niang coldly, and then looked at Luo Jiu with disdain. In a twinkling, he became as if nothing had happened, with a blank face.
Jun Hua Niang looked at all this and thought, it seems that the situation is worse than she thought. So she went over and asked a villager.
After drinking a cup of tea, Junhua Niang learned the whole story from the villagers.
It turned out that ten days ago, it was found that all the flower pickers who went into the mountains to pick better flowers died because their necks were bitten off and their blood was drained. At first, everyone thought it was a beast, but slowly, all the people who entered the mountain encountered the same situation, and everyone began to realize that it was not simple. Later, it was circulated in the village that it was a fox demon. Most villagers didn't believe it. After all, they have lived in harmony with the fox demon for a hundred years. But three days ago, even people who picked flowers near the village were killed one after another. The villagers were afraid to hide, and they were afraid that the fox demon would come out and eat people.
When Jun Hua Niang and her party were digesting the news, the aunt suddenly said aloud, "Girl, treat you like an outsider. If nothing happens, get out of here. Old woman, I came out to pick flowers and have a bite. "
"If such a big thing happens, the magistrate in your yamen doesn't care?" Jun Hua Niang asked loudly.
"alas! Girl, you don't know something. Adults in our county are timid. As soon as they heard about the fox demon, they said that the yamen only cared about people's affairs, regardless of the demon's affairs, and then settled it as an ordinary case. " Aunt sighed.
Luo Jiu next to him sneered: "It turned out to be a shrinking turtle."
Hearing this, Jun Hua Niang had a contest in her heart. The urgent task now is to find out the cause of death of those people. "Where are the bodies of those people now?" Jun Hua Niang asked eagerly.
Aunt looked at this group of strangers in front of her eyes and felt that they were too curious about this matter, and they were prepared in an instant.
But there was a flash of light in Jun Hua Niang's eyes. The next second, Aunt obediently said, "The body is still in the autopsy room in the yamen."
Several people heard about it and ran to the yamen. At this time, Qi Lin's eyes radiant with strange light behind them.
Jun Hua Niang and Luo Jiu didn't know that they were approaching the trap carefully laid by the enemy step by step.
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Before the yamen.
A few people just to the front of the yamen, ROM. Nine and Qi Lin rushed forward, as expected, was stopped in front of the chief. Just when Luo Jiu wanted to use magic, Jun Hua Niang stepped forward and grabbed him. She laughed, "two officials, we are spiritual wizards. We passed by and found a demon in the village. If we don't deal with it in time, I'm afraid this demon will spread to the yamen, and the officials will, alas! "
When the two courtiers heard Hua Niang's words, they suddenly turned pale and seemed to think of something. At this time, one of them reacted and respectfully said to Jun Hua Niang and them: "It turns out that the mage is a master, and I am a little rude. A moment, please. I will report to the adults now. "
Then I ran away.
After waiting for people to leave, Luo Jiuyi looked at Jun Huaniang with a face of injustice. The eyes seemed to say, why can you spell, but I can't, miserable. However, in the eyes of Jun Hua Niang's death, Luo Jiu instantly put away the look of injustice and stopped. At the moment, Jun Hua Niang is a little proud. As the successor of the next demon king, she has already settled in the world.
Later, he said to Lin, "Qi Lin, you should be careful in the future and don't be so reckless as you are today."
I saw Qi Lin scratching his head shyly and replied, "Hua Niang, I remember." ROM. Nine looked at flower niang so gently treat Qi Lin. Luo Jiu stared at Qi Lin with some displeasure and thought: He did it on purpose just now. He knew that Hua Niang would definitely pull him, but this thorn in the side rushed out, which was really annoying.
At this point, in the yamen. County adults and concubines are very much in love in bed He looked at the charming little beauty in front of him, twisted his fat body eagerly and pounced on the concubine. Just as he was about to collude with them, the chief arrived in a hurry. When the county magistrate saw the officer who broke in, his face was gloomy and he was about to get angry.
But the village chief quickly told him what Jun Hua Niang said. Hearing this, the fat man panicked. Thought: this is enough, my official is not enough. How can you be messed up by monsters? Even if the emperor Lao Tzu comes. So he quickly said, "Take this official to see the Master."
So at this time, in front of the yamen, Jun Hua Niang and them saw a group of county adults who were as fat as zongzi rushing towards them.
With the help of his men, the fat county magistrate finally stopped. But the county adults who stopped in front of them stared at Luo Jiu with a face of anthomaniac, but they just didn't drool.
Los nine found this sexy eyes, immediately rushed a bad cold. However, at this time, the villain in Jun Hua Niang's heart rolled with laughter, thinking: Gee, it's really a disaster for the country and the people.
When Luo Jiu saw this, he said, "Princess."
Fat people also had a reaction under the call of Luo Jiu, but when they saw this group of young people, they were short-sighted, whispering and obviously suspicious.
Jun Hua Niang also saw his suspicion and was about to shine for him. Luo Jiuyi slapped him aside. Just listen to "Oh, the fat man fell."
Looking at the turtle-like fat adult lying on the ground, Jun Huaniang couldn't help laughing and muttering, "What a grumpy guy."
The fat man who was helped up was honest and quickly said, Master, this way, please!
Later, Jun Hua Niang advocated checking the bodies of the murdered villagers, and the fat adults agreed.
In the autopsy room
Jun Hua Niang looked at these bodies in front of her, and sure enough, as the aunt said, her neck was bitten off, her blood drained, and then she cast a spell. After putting away the spell, Jun Huaniang frowned, then turned to Luo Jiu and said, "It really died of witchcraft, and it seems to be practicing an entrance guard."
Los nine listened without saying a word, in fact, he found this kind of forbidden art as soon as he came in. Practicing this forbidden technique greatly increased his mana in a short time, but it required a lot of blood circulation and was easily possessed.
At the beginning, his inner Dan was damaged and he read a lot of books, including banned books.
Qi Lin heard it, but he was surprised and opened his mouth. But his heart was extremely proud, thinking: this is my masterpiece, and you are next, Junhua Niang.
Later, after discussion, Jun Hua Niang decided to dress up as a villager to pick flowers, draw out the murderer and then win it.
In the evening, Qi Lin is in the room.
A shadow knelt in front of Qi Lin. Qi Lin asked coldly, "How are things going?"
"Master, don't worry, I would have lit the method of incense in your flower niang's room in advance. This fragrance is colorless and tasteless, so she shouldn't find it. After this night, her magic will be limited, and she will lose to her master. "
Hearing the voice of the shadow, Qi Lin smiled proudly and murmured, "Jun Hua Niang, tomorrow is your death."
Then he said sternly, "Whether she is influenced by Gu Xiang or not, she must be led to that place tomorrow. Only success is allowed, not failure. You should know the consequences of failure. "
"Yes, master," the shadow rose slowly and retreated again.
In the moonlight, it is a charming face. A closer look shows that it is actually a concubine.
At this point, in Jun Hua Niang's room, Luo Jiu ruthlessly stubbed out Gu Xiang, and his face was unusually cold. He thought, "If you dare to hit the flower girl, you will die." He wanted to talk to Hua Niang about the forbidden art, but who knows, I found a way to burn incense. ?
At that time, Jun Huaniang didn't notice Luo Jiu's cold face and deep concern in his eyes. Jun Hua Niang is thinking at the moment. The other person's goal is her, so what is his purpose?
The next day, Jun Hua Niang dressed as a villager to pick flowers. Sure enough, a shadow appeared and rushed at Qi Lin. Soon, Qi Lin was caught. As Qi Lin called for help, Jun Huaniang quickly cast a spell to attack the shadow, but he escaped.
Then the shadow dragged Qi Lin away. Jun Hua Niang and Luo Jiu saw it and immediately caught up. In a short time, Jun Huaniang and Luo Jiu found that the shadow was luring them, but at this time they had forgotten so much. They chased the shadow all the way to a cave. At this time, the shadow stopped, and Junhua Niang also hit the shadow with a spell.
At this point, the shadow was beaten until it vomited blood to the ground, but its hand grabbed Qi Lin's clothes and begged, "Master, help me!" "However, Qi Lin put a hand through her abdomen, grabbed her inner Dan and swallowed it.
Seeing this scene, Jun Hua Niang still has nothing to understand. But she just asked calmly, "Why?"
Qi Lin listened to Jun Hua Niang and burst into laughter. "Why, hahaha, why, of course, because as long as I catch you, your father will listen to me, and then I will turn you into all my puppets."
Seeing this, Jun Hua Niang quickly pushed Luo Jiu aside and said, "Stay well and protect yourself." Seeing that Hua Niang was worried about herself, her eyes flashed a smile and she stayed.
Jun Hua Niang didn't talk nonsense with Qi Lin, but immediately got into a fight with Qi Lin.
When hitting people, Hua Niang was secretly surprised, and she didn't know how many people's blood he had sucked, so her magic was so powerful. With the collision of their palms, both of them were shaken off and stepped back several steps.
Qi Lin was beaten to vomiting blood.
Suddenly, Qi Lin smiled. "Do you know why I brought you here? Because I have all formations here. "
Then Qi Lin started the magic circle. His eyes turned red, his clothes were torn, and soon a huge fox appeared. While stabbing Jun Hua Niang with sharp claws, the fox growled, "Jun Hua Niang, why were you chosen as the next demon king when you were born? Obviously, I'm no worse than you. A hundred years ago, your father took my father's position. Now, I just get my own things back. "
Jun Hua Niang stared at Qi Lin, who was crazy, and attacked him while she was in a mess. "A joke, one hundred years ago, your father betrayed the Fox family, and he wanted to turn people into slaves. Who is responsible for this? "
"Why don't you envy me as the next Lich King? Because I am better than you. "
Listening to Jun Huaniang satirize him, Qi Lin was furious and gathered all his strength in his claws, so he waved to Jun Huaniang.
Jun Hua Niang looked at the attack that was coming and could not be avoided. She gave a wry smile. "Just now, I deliberately irony Qi Lin, can't find a flaw. Is that it? It's okay. Even if my mother died, she would never let him have a chance to threaten her father. " Then I took one look at Luo Jiu and sighed in my heart, which eventually brought trouble to him.
Just when Jun Hua Niang closed her eyes calmly, the pain she imagined did not come. Luo Jiu caught Qi Lin's attack in front of her, followed by Luo Jiu's unilateral abuse of Lin, staring at the powerful teenager in red who is absolutely beautiful, and Jun Hua Niang's round almond eyes flashed a surprise.
In a short time, Luo Jiuyi's palm passed through Qi Lin's heart, and Qi Lin's huge fox body finally fell down, and then turned into a burst of gray smoke.
Looking at Luo Jiu, who was walking slowly towards him, Jun Hua Niang wanted to say something. Luo Jiu heartless, smiled and said: "How, I can beat you now, can I be your husband?"
Hearing this, Jun Hua Niang blushed. She pretended to be angry and asked? "Seriously, when did you become so good?"
Who knows Luo Jiu suddenly leaned over and picked her up. Seeing Jun Hua Niang struggling to get down, Luo Jiu still picked her up and walked out, just gently said, "Be good, don't be brave when you are injured." Hearing this, Jun Hua Niang also let him go. She really insisted just now.
In the sunset, the shadows of the two men slowly elongated, and the girl snuggled up in the boy's arms.
Suddenly, Luo Jiu said softly, "Because you are the next demon king, how can I allow myself to be too weak to protect you?"
After listening to Luo Jiu's words, Jun Hua Niang's face suddenly turned red, as if the rosy clouds on the horizon were moving beautifully. He retorted loudly, "Who needs your protection? I have been protecting you. " Although it is big, Jun Huaniang's head is deeply buried in Luo Jiu's arms.
When the wind blows, the flower girl's eyes in her arms are slightly moist. The world admires those who are aloof from cold, but they don't know that they are aloof from cold. It's enough to have company in this life.
Past events: 02
When Hua Niang was young, she learned to play house on earth because her practice was too boring. At that time, Luo Jiu wanted to play with her. Jun Huaniang looked at the beautiful teenager in front of her and said, "You look like a flower, and you are still very fragile. I don't want you to be my husband Wait until one day you hit me! Now let me protect you! "
Past events: 03
Luo Jiu looked at the girl in her arms affectionately and smiled gently. It turned out that in those days, Ronaldinho strayed into the mountains for fun, only to meet a tiger monster. Ronaldinho was injured by a tiger monster. Just when Ronaldinho thought he was going to die, Xiao Xiaoniang, who was practicing nearby, appeared and saved him, but Xiao Xiaoniang was also seriously injured. Good off-year let Luo Jiu be punished for not knowing this to his father, so he lied that Luo Jiu saved her.
At that time, Luo Xiao secretly decided that he must be strong in the future and protect his little angel.
Since his inner alchemy was damaged, he has been practicing day and night, constantly looking for books and practicing medicine. Until it succeeds.
When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse and trot around the circle, swinging your childhood, we are both young and happy. It is better to keep each other in your heart than to let a hundred flowers blossom.
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