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Couples who want to talk nonsense can talk about it.

1, the world is like a book, I love you alone, I would like to be a comma and stay at your feet.

I lost myself before I lost you.

Freedom is precious, but every day thousands of people exchange freedom for love.

We were too young in BC and too old after AD, and no one saw the real beauty coming.

Memories are full of your shadow, and words are full of your stories. Even if you forget everything, your name is the clearest thing in your mind.

6. Memory cannot be erased, so we should accumulate it slowly. Time brings you to the poker table, but the bet is on yourself.

7. I hope to have someone like you. The love of some people in this world is like the refreshing wind in the mountains, and the love of some people is like the warm sunshine in the ancient city. But it doesn't matter, it will be good for you in the end.

8. The distance between two people should be the sun and the earth, and keep a warm distance. Whether in winter or summer, this kind of warmth is inevitable.

9, memories, but never go back. Should we not be paranoid, regardless of attachment, nostalgia, addiction or sinking?

10, love permeates life, just like you can't feel the flow of blood, but you must know that it flows all over your body.

1 1, it is easy to despair of this world, but it is difficult to love this world.

12, I can do very well, even if it hurts again, I can smile and nod without you.

13, love can be a moment or a lifetime. Many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone by mistake. Many times, how much I want to forget you, only to find that you have already been embedded in my life.

14, I didn't have a good chance to say goodbye to you, and I will never see you again. More sad than happiness, more distant than gathering, more fragile than being strong, and quieter than leaving.

15, whose smile warms each other's hearts, whose dream is as bright as fireworks, looking carefully in the years, eager to find the love of life in a certain corner of life. I hope to live with you in sunny days.

Super sweet and super cute. Tell me about it.

I have been trying to escape from my dreams and stay away from the barren land.

Second, the summer vacation is coming, you are in a good mood, keep your biological clock, don't turn it upside down, go to bed early and get up early, don't stay up late, keep exercising, be more interested, benefit your wisdom, recharge after rest, cultivate one's morality, be civilized, improve one's quality, be measured in language and behavior, and be a model of social harmony. I wish the students a happy summer vacation!

Third, I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

Fourth, love does not need passers-by to show you the way, it needs your own sincerity to pursue.

Memories are beautiful, as long as you can let go of the past.

6. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at it now, I hate it, and my eyes are full of flowers.

Seven, there is a light dance called once, and there is a youth called the past.

Eight, some people let others envy long hair, and the result is a wig.

If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

Ten, want to spoil you, and then charge some cleaning fees.

1 1. My husband and I are college alumni. I found his meal card the first time we met, contacted the school supermarket and returned it to him. He insisted on buying me a drink. Before he left, he pulled into the supermarket and bought me a bottle of water. Later, before I bought me a drink, I asked him if he fell in love with me at first sight. My husband said without thinking, I'm afraid you'll use your meal card secretly. I'll take you to the supermarket to buy something to see the balance.

Twelve, the best life: nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and having a good sleep at night.

Thirteen, don't be so high-profile, betrayal is because of loneliness.

Hey, I just brushed my teeth. My mouth smells of mint. Would you like to have a try?

15. I have no ambition in my life. I just want to live by myself, have people who love me, have the courage to fight hard, and have things to do. It would be cool to go all out.

Sixteen, you once said that I was your life. Are you still alive after losing your life?

No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after leaving for a long time.

Eighteen, I want to be with you forever, because I have no ambition.

Nineteen, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

Twenty, this girl, dressed really cool, looks really depressed.

Twenty-one, the word virtuous, as the name implies, is nothing at home.

Twenty-two, you are my favorite man, but you gave me the deepest scar.

Twenty-three, sometimes I feel useless and don't know the starting point of my speech.

There are too many beautiful things in this world. Food, beauty and music account for half, and the rest is you.

Twenty-five years old, young age has got self-righteous love. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending.

All the ways to make a lot of money are written in the criminal law.

Twenty-seven, I never hold grudges. I usually report them on the spot.

A genius like me can eat anywhere.

29. Unconsciously, summer has become the season for boys to show their legs.

Thirty, weak water three thousand, only take a gourd ladle; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; There are countless beautiful women, but there is only one love. Your smile is the beauty of my life. I'm not extravagant or greedy, I just want to wait for you to be happy to the end.

In the middle of the night, my wife heard a door ringing outside and vaguely shook her husband: wake up, my husband is back! Her husband also said in a daze, why didn't you say so earlier? Where can I hide now? Then both of them woke up.

Thirty-two, because there are too many girls in this world, I don't care anymore.

Thirty-three, you fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

Thirty-four, after you get married, the marriage partner is not me, I will move to your house next door and be a quiet old king.

35. My three misconceptions: classes will be closed tomorrow, and classes will be closed tomorrow.

If you are so cute in front of others, I don't like you.

37. If you love someone, you should always be ready to elope with him.

38. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

Thirty-nine, why didn't anyone tell you? Because I have been secretly loved by others.

Silence is the only dialogue, and neither of us knows where to find the lost clues.

Forty-one, I am either in the Jianghu or on my way to the Jianghu.

Super sweet short sentences

I'm not waiting for you to come back, but for me to put it down.

Second, it seems to be raining inside, venting the unhappiness of this world.

3. Later, I met thousands of people who liked your eyebrows and your eyes, but didn't like your face.

Fourth, I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

Fifth, how much a man loves is a sign that he will crush her.

Love or not, give me a one-word answer. If I don't love you, is math bad? Start over.

You asked me why I didn't go out to play. That's nonsense. If I had money, you wouldn't see my shadow.

Eight, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

I can't even guess myself, so how can I expect others to understand me?

Ten, sleeping for an hour at school is not enough, and sleeping for an hour on holiday doubles your energy.

What a woman is most proud of is not how outstanding she looks, but how much her man loves her.

I don't want to miss you like this, I just want to sleep with you.

Thirteen, I can spoil you and kill you without blinking an eye.

Fourteen, the ideal life is to wake up looking up at the starry sky, with sunshine in the quilt and naked and sexy you who can be hugged when you turn around.

Fifteen, after so many injuries, I still can't stop turning my head when I hear a beautiful woman.

Sixteen, under my questioning, you didn't say the word uncomfortable.

17. If you keep riding two boats like this, sooner or later your crotch will burst.

18. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

I got drunk and ran into the street. The poor dog cried you not to go. You smile and never look back.

Twenty, the school won't let us fall in love, why let us wear matching clothes?

Twenty-one, wake me up every day, neither pee. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty!

Twenty-two, the real society, as long as you do yourself well, you will certainly succeed.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

Twenty-four, when I was a child, I thought it was wrong to tell lies. When I grew up, I knew it was guilty to tell the truth.

25. What are the obstacles? Besides, your legs are so long.

Twenty-six, the beautiful woman took the bus and wore tight denim shorts. The thief slowly approached her behind her. The thief took out his cell phone, suddenly turned around and shouted, Plug it back in, mine is so tight, you think I won't know if you pull it out!

27. Hold the child in your arms at all times.

Twenty-eight, if you want a long-term and stable relationship, one party will always be excited!

May I say good night to your face? Let's talk face to face first.

Being my friend is simple. You don't need to understand me, just praise me.

Thirty-one, there is no real beginning between us, but there is an ending that makes me sad.

Thirty-two, passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult. That's math!

Thirty-three, especially like the teacher angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

Thirty-five, the hot weather is coming, and the students are laughing. Let go of the importance of studying in class and relax happily. Catch fish and shrimp, catch cicadas and fly kites higher than the sky. Being happy is very important, and outdoor activities are indispensable. Don't sit indoors all day, stay at home and play computer. Sadness hurts the eyes and hurts the body, and health and happiness are the treasures. Have a nice summer vacation. It's good to leave memories!

Thirty-six, if I die, the first thing I want to say is that I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework-I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to fuck him!

I hope you can go over the mountain to see the sea rolling into the sea and feed the fish without my company.

Thirty-nine, in fact, many relationships that you think are very good are just that.

Forty, someone said I was cute, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was cuter when I smiled.

Happiness and love are super sweet. 60 classic short sentences

Happiness and love are super sweet classic short sentences (1) 1. No matter how bright the stars are, there is only the moon in your eyes.

2. I feel so real about you, as if I want to be your backing forever.

I think one day, I can call you old man and you can call me old woman.

I like holding your hand, and the temperature and softness in my hand make me unwilling to let go.

If you notice my withering, will you remember that I once bloomed for you?

I will spend my life with you until death do us part and make you forget loneliness.

7. I miss you very much. This sentence is false, and so is this sentence.

8. Loneliness is not to give others a chance to pity you, but to give you a chance to discover your strongest self.

9. Meeting you is accidental, falling in love with you is firm, and being with you for a lifetime is inevitable.

10. Dear, I will love you, care for you and cherish you all my life!

1 1. Do you know why I have a cold? Because I have no resistance to you at all.

12. Don't keep asking what others are doing. You're a smart guy. Don't you know I'm thinking about you?

13. You don't have all the looks I like, but I like all your looks.

14. Although I have never crossed the Milky Way, I am still lucky to meet you.

15. May the years look back and grow old with deep affection.

16. There is no earth-shattering sadism between us, but I have a sincere heart full of you.

17. There is a city under Qiandao Lake, and there is a person in my heart named Jiang Sheng.

18. I have no time to participate in your past; Your future, I will accompany you to the end.

19. Love is the infatuated waiting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and the two sides of the Milky Way are far away.

20. My indifference is your incomprehensible pride.

Happiness and love are super sweet classic short sentences (2) 1. I want to take care of you so that you won't be angry anymore.

2. Memory is a double-edged sword, which is attacked by happiness and pain.

People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be lost when they are happy.

4. Whatever you like, the tiger in the forest all over the world sings butter.

There is a kind of person in the world who feels very warm when you think about it.

6. If I can't become a god, I will become a demon around you and cling to you forever.

7. I regret meeting you. You let me know that I don't feel as heartbroken as you do.

8. I used to like excitement, but now I like someone, and I will like you in the future.

9. Thank you for growing up with me on a slow and clumsy road.

10. A thousand love stories are not as good as having you around.

1 1. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer in my heart is speeding.

12. It turns out that the most beautiful thing in the world is that when I like you, you just like me.

13. I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you.

14. I am not very happy. I want to laugh when I see you.

15. I am a prophet. I checked your identity last night. You are my favorite person.

16. I checked your identity last night. You are my man.

17. I will use the rest of my life as a case for you. Qi Mei, please don't make me frown or turn my heart into ashes.

18. You are the cutest. I don't have time to think about it, but after thinking about it, I still say so.

19. Love quotations expressing super sweet feelings

20. I love you more and more every day. Remember to give me a progress prize.

Happiness and love are super sweet classic short sentences (3) 1. They will always meet, just like mountains and rivers, just like thousands of rivers belong to the sea.

I can't tell why I fell in love with you. Maybe because of you, I can't find a reason to love others.

I am willing to throw myself into your arms, indulge in your eyes and love you forever.

When I see you, my strength is%.

5. I finally got the number plate of love, and the little girl in the back line can be scattered.

I don't want to be depressed any more. Your lovely face makes me want to be intoxicated forever.

I thought the sweetest thing in the world was ice cream, but I didn't expect it to be you.

8. If someone chases you, I will trip her up.

9. I'm just doing what everyone can do, to love someone.

10. Just give me a hint and I will be very brave for you.

1 1. A gentleman who misses jade lives in a house made of wooden boards, which disturbs my heart.

12. I'm still working hard. Don't like others yet.

13. The moment of careful protection has made our warm moment.

14. Take good care of yourself. If not, let me take care of you.

15. My life is unremarkable, but when I met you, my heart was full of ups and downs.

16. You control my journey and find our destination.

17. You must be the sun. How else could I see your light at a glance?

18. Let my memories related to youth and warmth be your shadow.

19. From the moment I met you, I became particularly dirty.

20. I want to know you again, starting with your name.

In short, love talks about super sweet, addictive love quotations (62)

I hope you won't meet someone like me in the future, who is sensitive and unloving, always bothering you, always thinking blindly and always clamoring for you to accompany me, but I hope you can meet someone like me in the future, because such people really love you.

Second, the strength you had to have at the beginning has passed, so I won't play a candy in the future. After all, I'm tired of eating candy. I find it is not sweet.

Third, I'm not a gentle person, but it doesn't prevent me from liking gentle you.

Fourth, I want to take root in your heart.

I have the whole universe to tell you.

Six, love to the depths is like a gambler with red eyes.

7. There are so many places in the world. I feel at home and talk about everything, but because I like you, I am interested in all the topics you say. I think all the songs you let me listen to are meaningful. I think all the movies you said are meaningful. I think the scenery in your mouth is beautiful, but only because I like you.

Eight, love a person, don't think too much. Leave the future to the future. Don't be afraid, don't think too much, don't be suspicious. You can't stop what will happen. If you guess that nothing will happen, it will only affect your mood. Whether a person loves you or not, you will always know and feel a little. If you care so much, just trust someone who loves you enough. It will come year after year.

Nine, you are my obsession.

Ten, the best life is only you, and the worst life is memories.

I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

Twelve, if you take a step back, I will disappear out of thin air.

Thirteen, simply like the longest, people who know you are the warmest.

Fourteen, I thought about whispering all night, and opening my mouth became good morning. New things that I have saved all day turn into good night as soon as I open my mouth.

Even if I don't have you for the rest of my life, my smile is full of generosity and my eyes are full of happiness.

Sixteen, if you choose a season to fall in love, I will choose winter, fluffy warmth, a hug can melt time.

Seventeen, I just think you are very sweet and want to taste your taste again.

Eighteen, you will appear in every plan I choose.

Since you became my sweetheart, you have been my favorite year after year.

When I get angry, I want to blow up the whole world, but when I think about it, you are in it, forget it, world peace.

2 1. I want to live in a small town with you and enjoy endless dusk and endless bells. The faint sound of the ancient clock in this small town hotel is like a gentle drop of time. Sometimes there is a song in a room on the top floor. The singer stood by the window, and there were large tulips in the open space outside the window. You squint slightly, I lean against you, and then life.

22. When I look at you, my eyes are full of hidden love.

Twenty-three, I liked someone when I was a student, and I felt very happy even if I put my exercise books together.

24. I'm actually quite proud. If you don't coax me, I can say goodbye to you, but I'm also cute. If you fool me, I will definitely go with you.

Twenty-five, I have traveled all over the galaxy, and I can't find a star brighter than you.

Twenty-six, if I start my next relationship, I just want three things: eyes that don't cry, mouth that doesn't lie and love that never dries up.

27. Do you also have people you like but dare not approach?

I like you very much, but I only make three points. Many times I will miss you, but I will never tell you. It's not that I can't say it, but I don't want to say it. I'm afraid you don't like me that much, so I don't want to show too much concern.

I just want to keep it in my heart about liking you.

Perhaps the happiest thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

Thirty-one, I love her, I am the craziest.

Thirty-two, "What is the pinyin of sleep?" "Sleep" and "What is the pinyin for insomnia?" "Asbestos" "What seems to be missing?" "I guess you will understand."

Thirty-three, probably not good enough, not worth having.

Thirty-four, occasionally, but remember to wake up.

35. All deadpan and passing by are fake.

Thirty-six, someone who has five points of liking, can't wait to hang on to him and swim across the city. People who have seven points of liking can only be shared with close relatives and friends. If you have someone you like very much, you don't want to talk about it. Hold it, hold a little happiness every day. Like a squirrel with nuts on its face.

The sense of security comes from a person who is exceptionally good to you.

Thirty-eight, you are my blatant partiality, and you are my well-known selfishness.

I want to be loved, loved, spoiled and loved by him.

Forty, tear down your fish pond, waste your Neptune, enter your new house, and then tell your brother if he has heard of Shuang.

You have to hide for a long time until you are good enough to dare to find that person.

Forty-two, you grow with me and I change for you.

Forty-three, the Milky Way is boiling hot, and you are the ideal on earth.

44. I hope that one day you can meet the person who is willing to bend over for you. From then on, everything else was just a hasty cloud.

Forty-five, since I decided to like you, I began to get lost in the sunshine.

Forty-six, every time I am disappointed, I do one less thing to love you. Until the end, I will not take the initiative to find you, pack your things, delete your photos, and never look at you secretly again. It is time to say goodbye.

Forty-seven, you are the joy of youth, and the teenager you like is you.

Forty-eight, I have fallen into the mire, I have fallen to the bottom. I spent the darkest years, cutting through thorns alone. However, I finally met you.

49. What I give you is my best.

I like those shining things, such as snowflakes in winter, stars in the sky and your eyes.

Fifty-one, I like you very much. I like you very much.

52. You can only be my own sea of stars.

53. It is normal not to find the ideal object. You haven't become your ideal self.

Fifty-four, he said, our future daughter's nickname is slowly, slowly grow up, slowly live, slowly fall in love and slowly love you.

55. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I work hard just to deserve you.

56. I made two mistakes with you: at first I believed that I would be irreplaceable, and later I mistakenly thought that someone could replace you.

57. You don't have to be the obedient child to get the stars. Even if you cheat and lose your temper, I am the most partial to you. I will give you all the sweets in my pocket, and I will pick them for you with the stars in the sky. Because I love you the most ~

Fifty-eight, there is plenty of time, and I will slowly give you the love and touch you want.

59. The most important thing in a love relationship is mutual understanding.

I want you to be biased towards me for no reason.

Sixty-one, I can't help it. Is it accident or fate?

Sixty-two, there is always a reason to meet, either a gift or a lesson.

Super sweet short sentences, especially sweet sentences that amuse the heart.

Super sweet short sentences, especially sweet and exciting sentences:

1. You just jumped all the way and scattered little stars in my heart.

2. I miss you through the glass in the morning, through chopsticks at lunch, and in the dark before going to bed. What I do best at the end of the day is to miss you.

Fairy doesn't need love, I just need you.

There are mountains and valleys in my heart to build mountains and rivers.

5. You put pen to paper in Qian Shan, and you are at the end of the water.

6. Ink painting is not as light as your smile.

7. When I met you, my eyebrows began to bend, and the Milky Way was all about you. The spring breeze is behind you 10 miles away, and your dreams are full of you.

8. I am a road freak, and you are my sense of direction.

9. Ding-dong, please check if you have a new lover.

10. Do you want to accept my sweet troubles?

1 1. Don't be polite to me. Sooner or later, it will be the household registration book.

12. You are always the exception of the most annoying and clingy little thing.

13. I am insatiable. I want to be your princess.

14. You are all my girlish feelings and desires.

15. You are the third stunning color between night and snow.

16. Life ideal: raise a lovely you.

17. fireworks on earth, mountains and rivers are far and wide, it's all you, it's all you.

18. Look in the mirror and see if your boyfriend is handsome.

You are the proudest tone in my mouth.

20. Swing, water, bamboo and horse path are not as good as yours.

2 1. I will always belong to you completely

22. tramp. Can I live in my husband's heart?

23. I have a desire to be thousands of miles poor.

24. For you, you are the kind of person who will explode if you think about it.

25. I love you as well as you.

26. If you don't want to hit the south wall, just hit my brother in the chest?

27. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

28. It doesn't matter how hard life is, because there is still you.

29. I like you, just like a toffee, sweet from head to toe.

Ding-dong, please sign your name for your child.

3 1. It's really exciting to meet your deer.

32. Two catties of peach blossom wine is not as gentle as you.

33. Can I do your trivial daily routine and appear in front of you every day?

I went to the moon only because you were in the mountains.

35. Your eyes are really beautiful, with the sun, the moon, winter and summer, sunny and rainy mountains and rivers. But my eyes look better, and you are inside.

36. May I call you you, so that I can keep you in mind.

37. When you are old, you can't stand being fierce and you can only be spoiled.

38. The so-called fate means that I want to kiss, you just have a mouth, and you say it's a coincidence.

I want to bite you to see if the sugar is so sweet.

40. About you, there are thousands of troops and four tides. When you smile, my heart is sweet.

4 1. You secretly added a candy in this day as light as boiled water.

42. The whole world can be yours and you can be mine.

43. I hope my little friend can make you unforgettable and concerned.

44. Trade my fireworks for your life.

45. This matter is your failure and yours.

46. When you coax me, I think you love me very much.

47. I hope all your eyes are on me.

48. The quilt is too light to miss your heart.

48. If you want to touch porcelain, I want to plant it on you all my life and never get up.

I have a secret to tell you myself.

5 1. The bell will ring in the wind, but I can't help hitting your heart when I meet you.

52. When I was near you, I was covered with rock and roll.

53. You are a furry hug and a gentle kiss.

54. Everyone likes you secretly.

55. I forgot to bring sugar in my pocket. If you want to eat candy, try me.

56. Just like a planet in the universe, I like that a person revolves around a star, which is close or inseparable.

57. I want to be hugged by you, which is the kind of hug with two hands around my waist and two arms together.

58. Evening is a beautiful night for the whole world. You gave it to me.

59. I hope I can live in your dream at the age of twenty and stay with you at the age of eighty.

60. I look forward to the thought of spending the rest of my life with you.

6 1. In this changeable world, I want to be with you forever.

62. I have been unlucky. The luckiest thing in my life is probably meeting you.

63. Sir! You are the person I miss most in my busy days!

64. I don't want to fall in love, I just want to fall in love with you.

65. My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

66. Do you really want to taste the fairy?

67. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

68. When you smile, the air is sweet.

Please come to my side. My hug suits you very well.

70. I like your ostentation and inexpressibility.

7 1. I hope you have me in your happiness, I hope you have me in your heart, and I hope you have me in the rest of your life.

72. I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.

73. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

74. I have gained weight recently. I'm sure I'm not stealing food, but secretly keeping you in my heart.