Diary of rear-end collision 1

After reading Joey's "I don't like this world, I only like you" in three math classes, I feel so warm that I want to cry. I don't know. I just like such a young couple in the fireworks world, and then I remember what I read in a book.

Anyway, life, without love, won't die.

Yes, life, you won't die without love. But with love, you will be resurrected.

This is the late autumn of 20 15, and the future is uncertain. There are many people who are fragile and sad, but from the sun after dawn to the moonlight at night, the warmth is always there.

Actually, I am very upset. If there is a word "Yang" in the name of the boy I like, then I can name this diary about him "Diary of Chasing Yang", or at worst, it can be called "Diary". It happened that the guy only had a name with the word "tail", so my diary became the notebook of the hit-and-run driver.

But on second thought, I shouldn't dislike the name of my sweetheart too much. After all, no matter how much I dislike him, I won't change, so let's call him W first.

00 1

The process of being together is probably like this. I suddenly felt hungry after reading a novel in the middle of the night. But I have eaten all the snacks at home, so I sent a short message to my classmate W, which was just a random one. I didn't expect him to stay up, so I started talking.

Oh, W, my stomach is so lonely and my heart is so tired.

-say, which boy do you like, I'll help you chase.

Actually, I like girls.

——……

I like myself best, hahaha.

-I see. Me too.

-bah, incredibly so narcissistic.

Ha ha ha silly, I said I like you, too!

And then what? Then I spit out his narcissism and fell asleep with his mobile phone. I woke up the next day and found him confessing. I sent a text message and counted down to three seconds. If I don't refuse, I will agree. ...

002

Once I had insomnia, I was willful and called Teacher W in the middle of the night. He fell asleep and then answered. I said I couldn't sleep. You can either tell me a story, sing me a lullaby, or die with me.

I think W's tone at that time was deep disgust for me. Finally, he gently said that bedtime stories should be boring enough to induce drowsiness. He repeatedly said, "Once upon a time there was a mountain and there was a temple on it. In the temple, there was a genius boy telling stories to brain-dead girls, saying that there was once a mountain and a temple on it, and there was a genius boy telling stories to brain-dead girls in the temple ... "

But I fell asleep listening to such a perfunctory bedtime story.

003

Mr. W's character is very arrogant.

When we first got together, we sat at the front and back tables in the evening study. One day, I poked his back with my finger: Let's hold hands.

He said yes, and then gave me an index finger ... I took his hand away and said that this was not the beginning, so he put his whole palm in front of me and we shook hands solemnly. ...

Lock your fingers if you don't follow the script! ! !

004

When I was walking with my classmate W after school, my shoelaces were just loose, and I held a pile of books in my hand, so I handed him the books in my hand.

"Give me a hug."

Then Aya's face was delicate and her cheeks flushed. She looked around and quickly reached out and gave me a hug.

..... I let you hold a book. Hey! Obviously taking advantage and being shy. Hey!

005

For a while, I caught a cold and my throat was dry, so I kept pouring water. I drank a lot unconsciously. When the school bell rang, I went straight to the toilet, leaving my classmate W standing not far from the ladies' room with his schoolbag on his back.

Actually, that position is a bit awkward. Passed-by classmates often tease him that he is guarding the toilet, and occasionally primary school girls who come to the toilet look at him in horror.

When I come out of the toilet, my classmate W will give me a paper towel to wipe my hands. Later, he simply prepared a small handkerchief. Unfortunately, as long as the thought of him carrying a pink handkerchief with him, the last touch he raised was punctured by this inexplicable joy.

006

When I went down the stairs, I took a step behind Mr. W. I wanted to scare him, so I suddenly put my hand on his neck.

As a result, he tilted his head slightly, sighed and said, your hands are so cold, please warm them up for a while.

It was winter. I just washed my hands with cold water.

James bond

I cut my hair short on a whim, and my friends lined up to hurt me. What else "cut my hair for an old woman's face, and I was a passerby from now on" startled me.

The only son, W, looked at me without even changing his eyes and continued to write his homework calmly. I couldn't help asking him myself: don't you laugh at my hairstyle?

Yeah, so you like being laughed at? Isn't a haircut my girlfriend?

Oh, I was just about to sigh that he can speak sweet words, and then he added, being ugly saves me time to destroy my rival in love.

008

W's tutor is still quite strict, with very strict access time restrictions. So every time he goes out with me, he always looks at his watch. He kept his mouth shut and said, "I have to go home before x, and now there are xx minutes left."

Once I couldn't help being angry. Do you think this is the countdown to the prisoner's execution? ! If you want to go back when you go out, don't come out! He replied faintly, "When was my scheduled time to go home delayed because of you?"

I thought about it carefully and found it to be true, and then I suddenly felt a little guilty. ...

009

My physique is very poor, which is the kind that it takes a long time to recover from muscle strain after exercise. For a time, the PE teacher was probably stimulated by his hair falling badly. In each class, physical education class asked us to run around the playground three times and then jump back and forth 50 meters (PS: our playground is 400m meters), and physical education class twice a week, and often ushered in the second round of devil training before I recovered. So later, when I went up the stairs, I had to hold the wall and pull the handrail, so I couldn't get up when I was squatting in the toilet. Finally, Ms. W offered to send me to school every day.

I explained to my mother that W was a very warm-hearted person and took the initiative to help students in trouble. However, I underestimated my mother's gossip ability. One day at noon, she just called my classmate W who was waiting for me downstairs to sit upstairs and peeled an apple for him.

When I came home from school, my mother told me in a particularly proud tone: Look how good I am to our son-in-law, and I specially peeled a big apple for him to eat. Later, I told my classmate W about it, and W replied: Very good, my mother-in-law is really open-minded.

I said, can you consult the parties first, and then recognize each other's relatives?

0 10

When we were not together, W and I talked about the requirements for future partners. I said that the man I was looking for must be able to do housework, so I asked: W Are you locked up at home all day as a god?

Then W faltered and began to explain that she was learning to do housework recently, saying that she would be able to stand on her own feet before going to college.

Recalling this incident, I am disgusted. I only blame myself for my low emotional intelligence at that time and didn't find the deep meaning in his words. Otherwise, I will ... laugh at him severely.

0 1 1

W all subjects are excellent, but Chinese is a weakness. I always think this has a lot to do with his dislike of reading novels and magazines.

I once asked him, do you know budding?

He replied: Do you mean the county magistrate?

That's why I learned that the county magistrate's name was Cai Mengmeng.

0 12

I learned to knit a scarf for the first time and gave it to my classmate W as a birthday present. Well, as a novice, I should be forgiven for knitting ugly.

After sending it out, W Jun's hair told me that W's classmates hated wearing scarves since childhood-he always felt that he would be strangled by scarves if he was not careful.

Although this character set sounds a little cute, my mood at that time was like a bolt from the blue. However, all winter, except for changing a dress, W put an ugly handmade scarf that I knitted with great personality around my neck.

0 13

I said that XXX, a gifted scholar in the next class, wrote love poems for his girlfriend, which was called romance. W expressed disdain and sang me a poem on the spot.

"Jin Mu is fire and water. You will be born at the end of your life."

Don't stop anyone, I'll hit him with a broom!

0 14

W, a QQ has been used for several years, and it is still in the state of seven or eight grades. The only dynamic in the space is the official "Hey, I applied for QQ space".

Then I don't know who told him that I like to express my feelings in space. One Saturday afternoon, my spatial dynamics kept flashing, and children W praised me for nearly 1000 words in one afternoon.

I have read it. ...

0 15

Once I was on the phone with my classmate W. Before I hung up, I said, if there is something important, just hang up.

W students got the message: I love you, little straw hat.

to be continued