Say a funny sentence about obesity. Describe a humorous sentence that has gained weight.

1. I recently gained weight on my face and fingers. How can I lose weight?

2. I have become more and more dissatisfied with myself recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!

God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

4. If you are lovelorn, make yourself fat, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

I am so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

6. As the saying goes, you have to pay back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

7. For a piece of fat paper, it won't happen to look back and smile. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.

8, say good weight loss, forget it, eating a meal will not get fat.

9. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

10, it's not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

1 1. Did you eat snacks today? Get fat!

12. Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

13. As long as I am in a bad mood, I will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot, and things that will make me fat at night, so I will feel better.

14. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it became shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

15, God gave me all the opportunities to gain weight, and I took it.

16, the epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. This trend of getting fat is not optimistic.

17, the weight gain rate visible to the naked eye is too difficult to say that you are fat every time you go out to eat.

18. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks and the other made them for me every day!

19, if I am thin, I can't get fat after eating five meals a day. Now I'm getting fat. It's too difficult to eat only one meal a day without losing weight.

20. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

2 1, don't call others rude just because they are fatter!

22, don't say I'm getting fat, you can look at 250 if you have the skill!

23. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

24. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

25. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.

26, eat too much sugar, and gain weight, sister, this is not fat, sister, this is thick!

27, do not lose weight in April, sad in May, fat people are born funny!

28. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and I can't go back.

29. Never walk back on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

30. After soaking in the hot spring, it's time to go to Shimonoseki for a snack, and it's gone forever on the way to gaining weight.

3 1, it's cold this year, but I actually feel ok, maybe I've put on weight, hahahaha.

32. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a trip that you just left, how can there be a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

33. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

34. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

35. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

36, the face is fat for several times, and the fat face is blessed. Try to make your life more complete.

37. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

38, you give me to eat, eat hard, eat fat no one wants you, you are mine, I want you.

The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

40. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the road to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

4 1, yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. Now I want to let go of everything I thought before.

42. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.

43. Fat last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

44. I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

45, long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

46. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

47. When a fat man lost weight, God smiled!

48. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Must lose weight!

49. I love to overeat unconsciously, and then I feel fat when I know it.

You will know how fat you are in three days.

5 1, I have gained weight again, so I want a glass of beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm my nerves.

52. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

53. I am determined to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

54. Do you want to eat, what to eat, and you will get fat after eating.

55, face fat into a cake, or comfort yourself, hum, it's not that I'm not thin.

56. You look fat, but you are still fat after taking off your clothes.

57. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

58. Winter is a season of getting fat carelessly, which has reached a record high.

59. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat love.

If you eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.