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Appreciation of Lotus Lantern Poems

1. The classic lines of Lotus Lantern 1. Whistling dog: I will never be a dog until I catch you.

2. agarwood: Brother, do you know where Huashan Mountain is? Old man: Huashan, I've heard of it, but I've never been there. Xiaoyu: Do you know the direction? Old man: the direction seems to be east, wrong, south, wrong, west and north.

Hey, you're back. Why did you leave before I finished?

3. Xiaoyu: agarwood, two rooms, should we live separately?

Sean: Yes, one room for one person. Xiaoyu: agarwood, can I live with you?

4. agarwood: eldest brother, have you ever seen such a tall girl with such long hair? Lilac said to Bajie: You have something to say, why don't you take that pig's head off first?

6. Bajie: I eat your East China Sea, I drink your East China Sea, I take your East China Sea, I eat your East China Sea.

7. Bajie to the roaring dog: Why can't I eat dog meat? Just because you are a dog, you won't let people eat dog meat. There were more people eating pork than dog meat that day. Did we say anything? Are you ready to smash someone's temple? 8. Eight Princes: If he treats you, you treat him. Doesn't he feel the same way? Don't empathize with others. Lilac: Well, who am I in love with? Lilac looked at the Eight Princes: Ah.

(Suddenly realize,) No, Pig Bajie is a monk.

9. Bajie: The shaved half belongs to the Buddha, so you can't move it, and the other half is at your disposal. 10. Lilac: I regard you as an agarwood now. Are you angry?

Prince hachi: Unless you let me hug you. Lilac: No way.

Hachi: Why can you lean on me, but I can't hug you? 1 1: Bajie: Since you both have a sweetheart, the master looks sad, so it's better not to look.

Bajie: I watch it for a while, but I can't watch it all my life. 12: agarwood: You really stole it. Why did you steal it? Why does everyone know that you stole it? Only I don't know, Xiaoyu. Now tell me you didn't steal it.

13. Bajie to Chang 'e: Fairy, look at those talented people and beautiful women, kiss me, kiss me.

Me.

Me.

I like it.

I love the moon. 14. the Monkey King: With your messy garlic, you deserve to present a treasure in front of me.

15. Bajie: I have a pig brain, and so do you? Alas, I was so angry that I talked nonsense. 16. Yang Jian: Hum, God, if I really go to two of a kind, I'd rather go to Heaven and set up a flag as a demon. What can heaven do for me? Aquilaria sinensis: "Life after life, never part!" " "Xiaoyu:" agarwood, do you know how much I like you? "Lilac:" Fire! Eight princes: "Lilac, actually I." ... Erlang Shen: "I want to put on that beautiful moonlight." In fact, I want people to know about Chang 'e most! Chang 'e: As the God of Justice, you should do what the God of Justice should do. "

Nezha: "How wise your majesty is and how kind your queen is!" Whistling dog: "dog meat pot?" ! Who dares to eat dog meat? ..... pork? ! ..... beef stew? ! Ha ha laugh ................................................................................................................................................................................ pig eight quit: "you curse the monkey! I am having a beautiful dream! " Niu Wangmo: "I am not afraid of his Erlang God!" " " .

2. Lotus lantern line 1, Lilac to Pig Bajie: Something to say.

Why don't you take that pig off your head first? 2, empathy, the drama behind it ... but who do I love? -(Lila stared at Long Ba ... Ah ~ ~ ~ ~. If you realize ... Pig Bajie is a monk. 3. Eric: I didn't kick the roaring dog in the face. It kicked my foot with its face. 4. Pig Bajie pointed to the shaved bald head of agarwood and said to Erlang God, "This half belongs to the Buddha. You can't move. " 5. Pig Bajie took aloes and worshipped the Monkey King as his teacher. The Monkey King refused to promise Pig and said, If you don't promise me, you will scold me. The Monkey King replied, I am trying to concentrate after practicing. Pig Bajie scolded: Who do you think you are, Bi Marvin? You really think of yourself as an onion. 7. Liu Chenxiang asks Lila about three virgins ... Liu Chenxiang: "Tell me, where is my mother?" Lilac: "The third virgin has a son? Why don't I know? " Liu Chenxiang: "I am really my mother's son!" " 8. Pig Bajie said in his sleep, "Miss Gao, long time no see.

The undershirt you gave the old pig was worn out, and the old pig didn't want to throw it away, so he put it in the box ... "9. From the conversation between Pig Bajie and the ear-biting dog, the ear-biting dog said," Pig Bajie, how many pig heads do you have? ! ! How dare you go against the sky ~! ! ! ! ! "Pig Bajie:" Pig ~ ~ ~ Pig, I'll smash your head first! " ! !" 10, a bamboo shoot is aimed at the little dog (I was scared at that time and thought the dog was going to die). Unexpectedly, a note appeared in front of me: Don't ask you to come over, you lean over 1 1. The Monkey King's most handsome sentence is that after quarreling with Erlang God at the mouth of the cave, he said, "You play." Brother Meishan Braid of Aochun 13 said, "Worship ... worship the imperial court." The Meishan brothers of Jiguantou said: "It is obviously the etiquette at the turn of Jin Lan, and I always want to worship the court." Pig Bajie always sleeps, and when Lilacs come, they shout, "Fire." 15, agarwood ~ If I don't get back at you, I won't do it for the dog.

16, a sentence from Yi Ni: How wise the jade emperor is and how kind the queen mother is (repeated three times in a row, the more funny it is), he shouted: "I quit!" Nezha's character can be summed up in his own words: "Thieves don't deserve it, Nezha is a born rebel!" Excavate: You told me to die, but I didn't die because of infidelity. Nezha: What bastard said that? I killed him.

(classic classic! Nezha has a real personality) 17. In the first episode, teacher Sean stared at the hornet's nest for a long time and wondered, "Who steamed so much?" ! ! 18, agarwood: I hate this ant, otherwise I can hold you for a while. Xiaoyu: All right then! You let this ant go and I'll let you hold it for a while. 19, Bajie: I smell the urine of that monkey.

Aquilaria sinensis: It can't be the urine of other monkeys, can it? Bajie: Other monkeys don't pee so shamefully. 20. Erlang was seriously injured, lost his mana and was bullied by the mountain god. They sighed sadly: "Today I know what it means to be bullied by a dog!" " The barking dog next to him looked at him sadly: "master, I'm a dog, too."

2 1, black impermanence: save the ghost 22, filial piety dog: do you eat dog meat, too? Do you wear it? Pig Bajie: I admire, I admire, I admire, whatever! Why can't I eat dog meat, huh? Just because you are a dog, you won't let others eat dog meat. There were more people eating pork than dog meat that day. Did we say anything? Are you ready to smash someone's temple? Huh? 23. the Monkey King said to Taibai: Was the Jade Emperor scared by my old grandson's sneezing? 24. The Jade Emperor said, Tell Erlang God to arrest all the 8,000 ducks with heavenly soldiers. 25. Lilac said to the Eight Princes, "Why don't you be my brother!" Seeing that the Eighth Prince didn't respond, Lilac let out a cry: "Starling ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" The Eighth Prince was silent for a moment! ~! ~ ~ "Return the parrot ~" 26. Pig Bajie: This is a plan to draw pigs away from the mountain! 27. Eight princes said to Aquilaria: With this, can you spend money? Erlang God prevented the immortal from saving the Baihua Fairy, and was defeated by the immortal. There is no magic in that episode. The Jade Emperor knew that Erlang God resisted the heavenly soldiers and ordered the temple of the real army to be changed into a duck pen.

A soldier asked: where is the original duck pen? Another soldier replied: changed the henhouse. In the finale of 29 1, when agarwood and Xiaoyu got married, the fake clove said to agarwood: I heard this is your second marriage! I almost didn't spit out two agarwood when I was eating: "How old are you this year?" Xiaoyu: "I am 3 15 this year."

(agarwood is depressed) agarwood: "Ah?" Xiaoyu: "What about you?" Agarwood: "Me? I want ten. 16789. "

(depressed again) 3 growling dog: I swear not to be a dog! Black impermanence: save the ghost! Pig Bajie: Monkey, I think it's very clear. They want to draw pigs away from the mountains! The funniest thing is that Erlang God deliberately questioned the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager after the old gentleman released the agarwood from the gossip furnace. The old gentleman deliberately said that agarwood was made in the gossip furnace, and suggested: "At first, agarwood was not as good as Erlang God. It was practiced in the gossip furnace for a year ... (I forgot, it seems that the mana was greatly increased). If Erlang God is allowed to practice in the gossip furnace for three years, he can keep it forever. At that time, Jiro's face was so beautiful that he was almost speechless with anger.

If I don't catch you, I swear I won't say for the Queen Mother Dog Six: I didn't expect Yang Jian to be such a despicable person. Pig Bajie said, I can't stand being young. The Jade Emperor quickly said, Not small, not small. Pig Bajie looked at Chang 'e and said, What would I do if someone bullied my sister? In the last few episodes, Aquilaria sinensis and Niu the Monkey King made a scene in the Heavenly Palace, and the Queen Mother asked Taibai Venus to call out Nezha who was thinking on the wall. When Nezha came out, she held their queen mother, Aquilaria, and said, Nezha, you are going backwards.

Nezha: I quit. The Monkey King: Haha, listen to this. It is the person who resigned, not you.

Lee, King of Tota: Nezha, if you let me die, I have to die! Nezha: What bastard said that? I killed him! ! 8 Xiaoyu: Where are you going? Chen Xiang: Get dressed. Xiaoyu: Why not?

3. Appreciation of Shi Tiesheng's works For more than 400 years, it has eroded the grandiose colored glass at the eaves of the ancient temple, faded the scarlet displayed on the door wall, collapsed sections of high walls and scattered jade carving fences, and the ancient cypresses around the altar became more and more desolate, and weeds and vines flourished everywhere. The wall of the garden was cut off obliquely in the golden air-it slipped into the shade, so I drove the wheelchair in, put down the back of the chair and let it go. The ant shook his head, stroked his tentacles, suddenly figured something out, turned around and ran away; The ladybug crawled impatiently. After a tired prayer, it spread its wings and took off in a flash. There is a cicada on the trunk, lonely as an empty house; Dewdrops rolled and gathered on the leaves of grass, bending the leaves of grass and crashing to the ground, breaking thousands of golden lights. ""The garden is full of the noise of vegetation growth, so the fragments are endless ... I have a lot of good words with Ditan! I like this article very much. I often watched it in high school, and I was very moved every time! He hasn't seen much of his other works.

4. Animated lotus lamp line agarwood: "Master, I finally found you!"

The Monkey King: "Amitabha!"

Sean: "My mother was oppressed by my uncle for seven years. Please teach me skills, beat my uncle and save my mother. "

The Monkey King: "What mother, uncle, how do you want me to handle your own affairs?"

Sean: "But my uncle is Erlang God! I know only you can beat him. If it weren't for the old man and that evil dog, . "

The Monkey King: "There was me then, but now there is no me, little benefactor. You came at a bad time! " "

Aquilaria sinensis: "Ah!"

The Monkey King: "Little benefactor, I won't fight, let alone teach anyone to fight. Please find someone else. "

Sean: "Master, master. Please. Only you can beat my uncle, and only you can help me save my mother. As long as I can save her, I am willing to die. "

The Monkey King: "Little benefactor, you have the wrong person. I have jumped out of the loop and made it a positive result. What does life and death have to do with me? "

Sean: "Master, you should know how painful it is to have no mother?"

The Monkey King: "I, I, I don't know."

Agarwood: "Ah. . . I see, you don't have a mother, and you will never understand the pain of losing your mother. "

The Monkey King: "I don't understand. How do you know I don't have a mother? Ah! Where did I come from without my mother? They say I jumped out of a stone, but I don't believe it! She must have offended some demon and been crushed under some mountain, that's for sure. You've only been away from your mother for seven years, and it's so miserable. I have never seen my mother's face since I was born. Who can understand my feelings? If I knew where my mother was, I would poke a hole in the sky to get her out. (to a little monkey) Why are you crying? You don't have a mother? By the way, you jumped out of a rock. . . . "

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The Monkey King: "You still look like a monkey. I haven't even had a louse on me since I became a Buddha. I can't tickle if I don't have lice. Oh, dear! What's your name monkey? . . The doll is back. "

Sean: "Master, I'm back."

The Monkey King: "You can go if you want. What are you doing back? "

Sean: "Come back and ask the master a question. I know that Master has seen through the world of mortals, and I don't want to mind my own business. "

The Monkey King: "Yes, I jumped out of the three realms, not the five elements."

Sean: "However, other Buddhas can ignore the matter of eliminating evil and upholding justice. How can master ignore it? "

The Monkey King: Well, why?

Sean: "Because, because Master is not an ordinary Buddha. Because master is "fighting Buddha", he will not turn a blind eye to the world. Besides, Master is made of stone. Without fucking pain, you must know better than others. "

The Monkey King: "Me!"

Sean: "Master, you will definitely help me save my mother."

The Monkey King: "I, I said I wouldn't accept disciples who fight."

Sean: "I figured it out. Fighting alone can't save my mother. "

The Monkey King: "Ha ha, good boy! That's clever. My grandson is right. I will help you! Isn't that Jiro! His end has come. If I don't hit him with a peach blossom today, he won't know why the flowers are so red! "

Sean: "Master, master, do you really accept me as an apprentice?"

The Monkey King: "I, did I say that? Oh! Ha ha! Haha! "

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5. Appreciation of "Spring Stars" A star is shining-have you ever heard their conversation in the deep blue space? In silence, in the twilight, they deeply praised each other. Two childhoods! It is the truth in the dream, the dream in the real world, and the tearful smile when recalling. One or two humans! Let's fall in love, we are all long-distance travelers, heading for the same destination. My heart, like a boat, crosses the undulating sea of time. My birth and departure-hazy months and days, my death-are haggard fallen flowers. The lamp in my heart is bright in silence and goes out in excitement. Mom! The wind and rain came, and the birds hid in the nest; The storm in my heart is coming, so I can only hide in your arms. Put aside your sadness and let me sink into your arms. Only you are the destination of my soul. -"Star.33" 3. Childhood! It is the truth in the dream, the dream in the real world, and the tearful smile when recalling. -"Stars II" 4. Babies are great poets who spit out the most complete poems in incomplete language. -"Stars on July 4th" 5. There is infinite mysterious language in the baby's trembling cry, which is brought from the primitive soul, so tell the world. -"-"spring water. 23" 7. Haibo in my hometown! The waves you splashed once pounded my rock drop by drop, and now they pounded my heartstrings drop by drop. -"stars. 28" 8. When the burden on young people's shoulders is suddenly lifted, his brave heart will be sad because of loneliness! 9. It is not the rolling waves that create new land, but the tiny sediments below it. Creator-If there is only one blissful promise for eternal life, I sincerely beg: "In mom's arms, mom is on the boat, little guy.

Appreciation of Good Sentences Appreciation of Good Words and Sentences of Morning Flowers 2008-08-3 1 19:32 Good Sentences: I immediately got excited, regardless of the willy-nilly, took off my shoes, grabbed the lifebuoy from my mother and threw myself barefoot into the embrace of the sea.

"plop!" "plop!" Everyone "regardless of their own health" plunged into the clear river. Some of them flopped in the water with their hands and feet, some floated on the water with their bellies down, and some dived into the water like loaches. The river, which was quiet just now, suddenly became noisy: shouts and laughter came one after another, splashing water, hitting water and splashing water, and you ran after me, which was a mess.

Good joke: We took off our clothes in a hurry by the river, plunged into the river, and immediately began to have a water fight and chase and play. You see, we are divided into two teams, one is the "enemy" and the other is the "Red Army".

A pair of small palms splashed water on each other, and everyone's face was covered with crystal beads. The water blurred our eyes, so we all stepped aside, wiped them off with our hands, and then "attacked" violently.

The whole river suddenly became noisy, shouting and laughing, and merged into a cheerful symphony. Tired of playing with water fights, I chased after them in the river.

One chased, the other ran, and crossed the water. A small body is as slippery as a loach and can't be caught. The songs and laughter on the river are now far away from the two sides.

We naughty boys will come to Xiaoshiwan in small groups, take off our pants and go into the water naked, regardless of their parents' repeated advice. Diving, vertical dragonflies, water fights, tumbling over the river, chasing around in the water like a little loach, shouting and beating, I really can't say it.

Several children, barefoot, treading water to play in the heavy rain! Red is a singer. When she sings, she picks up the rain from the sky with her hands. Xiao Yu and Ding Ding, who followed her, stepped on the rain stream on the ground, swinging their arms rhythmically, and looked up from time to time to let the rain wash their faces.

At this time, my heart itched, so I quickly took off my shoes, rolled up my trouser legs and rushed out of the door. I just ran behind Honghong and plopped. I fell on my back and the splashing water fell on Honghong.

Hong Hong turned around and said with a smile, "Hit Reservoir Dogs!" Say that finish, paddle with your feet and hit me. Without getting up, I quickly raised the water to my flushed face with both hands and shouted happily, "Come on! Come on! " Red can't stand it. She cried, "Oh, my God!" She quickly covered her face with her hand and turned her head back.

"reinforcements are coming!" With cheerful cries, Xiao Yu and Ding Ding came at me. I immediately put my hands and feet together and threw a series of water columns at Xiaoyu and Tintin.

"Hee hee hee-!" "Ha ha ha-!" The endless rain curtain echoed with our happy laughter. Others: 1. If the blackboard is a vast sea, then the teacher is a sailor on the sea.

At the moment when the bell rings, you paddle the textbook parked in the harbor like a paddle with the teacher's whip. On the desk, problems piled up. Your posture is lifelike, like a flying bird, drawing a beautiful arc on the platform-ships pass by ... there is no cloud floating in the sky, just like your bright heart.

2. Hope comes from disappointment, and rise begins with worry. As a poet said, people who feel hungry must digest well, people who feel anxious must be efficient, and people who feel crisis must make rapid progress. Don't wander under the tree, don't meditate in the rain, and don't cry in the dark.

Look forward, don't look back, as long as you face it bravely and raise your head, you will find that the haze of scores is just a short rainy season. Looking ahead, there is still a bright day, and people will not feel confused.

4. The soft sunshine hangs obliquely on the branches and leaves of pine and cypress, which looks so quiet and solemn. On the green lawn and the white cement road, the footsteps are so light, but everyone's heart is so excited and full of thoughts. The ocean of life is not as blue as Xizi Lake. As time goes by, it is sometimes as calm as a mirror, sometimes the waves splash, and sometimes the waves soar into the sky ... People often become stronger after being tested by big winds and waves.

6. When you are immersed in warm air, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

............ (He Tingting) 7. If you want to harvest the fruit in the golden autumn, you should roll up your trouser legs in the early spring when the chill invades people, and make unremitting efforts to open up wasteland, sow and cultivate until the day of harvest. 8. Life is a winding path in the mountains, with bumps on the side and cliffs on the side.

If you fall, cry if you want. What are you afraid of? Stop pretending! This is honesty, not weakness, because crying does not affect the road, but you can be careful. The mountains are full of flowers and the scenery is pleasant. If you are intoxicated, smile happily, don't pretend to be reserved! This is honesty, not pride, because smiling does not affect the road, but can increase self-confidence.

9. Love is the sunshine in winter. People who are hungry and cold feel the warmth of the world. Love is a clear spring in the desert, and people who are on the verge of despair have seen the hope of life; Love is a shower sprinkled on the long-term arid land, which makes the lonely and helpless people get spiritual comfort immediately. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Those sadness and misuse, with the waves gently faded, leaving the joy and smile, will always remain in the depths of memory. 1 1, the melancholy mood vanished.

12, faded memory. 13, another peaceful home is smoking.

14, some memories are burned, some memories are buried in the bottom of my heart, and the age of innocence is like flowing water across the golden age. 15, I want to melt in the pink peach petals and erase the worries in your heart all day.

16, I completely read my parents' hearts. 17, maternal love is a masterpiece that I can't finish reading all my life; Motherly love is the sky that I can never fly out.

Zhang Weiwei 18, when yellow autumn leaves are swaying in the wind.

7. Guo Moruo's good sentences and Haiyan appreciation ① Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. Metaphor and personification. Black Lightning accurately and vividly shows the vigorous and brave posture of Haiyan. Pride gives Haiyan a human side, and vividly writes Haiyan's spirit of contempt for all reactionary forces by anthropomorphic means. (2) the wind tightly hold up layers of waves, violently thrown to the cliff, these chunks of jade into dust and dust. It is the embodiment of man. The verbs "hug", "jilt" and "bold" are used together, which endows the stormy people with character and behavior and writes the wind. Metaphor, personification and repetition. The metaphor and personification of "sensitive spirit" and "from the rage of thunder, I have long heard that I am sleepy" show Haiyan's courage and wisdom, and show the foresight and keen insight of proletarian revolutionaries. "Dark clouds can't cover the sun—yes, they can't!" Repeated use and positive tone express unshakable belief in winning.