The best smell in the world is the fragrance floating from my heart when you sent me Hua Teng.

1. You will meet other women, tell her about Mei Qi, and I will have other men with me.

2. The best smell in the world is the fragrance floating from my heart when you sent me Hua Teng.

Your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch, and my heart is the chaos that you don't know.

Even if the world is deserted, there is still one person who will be your believer.

When I forget you, I forget myself.

I have met thousands of people who like your hair and eyes, but not your face.

7. Actually, I miss you very much, but you are very kind and I can't bother you.

8. Let's continue to love the generosity and abundance of life, even if the years are stingy and ridiculous.

9. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

10. Eight thousand meters deep and seven centimeters blue, who cares about you? The depths of the ocean are sincere. I have been alone for hundreds of miles at an altitude of 100 thousand meters, and no one will give me freedom all my life.

1 1. In those years, the future was so far away and shapeless, and we were so simple and carefree.

12. Some people you think will never be forgotten, but one day the smiling faces in your memory will be blurred.

13. You can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

14. Life is a lotus with 1000 petals. I refuse to bloom, I refuse to wither and wither.

15. When the flowers are light in summer, watch the misty rain to relieve the sorrow.

16. You are like the bus I missed, the snacks I haven't tasted, the dreams I haven't finished, and the movies I haven't seen. It's always a pity.

17. When reality slaps you, you should give it a high five.

18. Laugh at the fleeting time and talk about the years.

19. Only by enduring loneliness can we see prosperity.

20. Life is just a trip. You pass by me and I pass by you. Then, you practice and move forward.

2 1. I have never forgotten the past, just buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When night comes, they will rush out.

22. Who disturbed the floating life with fleeting time and the world of mortals with floating life?

23. Sadness makes everyone sad, and happiness makes everyone happy!

24. There is always someone you don't want to remember, and you will never forget him.

25. A person should be crazy at least once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

26. I used to have a heart of stone, but I lost control for you.

27. You are mine, but you can't have it, but you can't stay, but you can't have it.

28. Take ten steps to kill a person, but die in your eyes.

Love: The best smell in the world is when you are held.

1. I don't know why I love you, just like I can't describe the smell of air, but I know I need you as much as I need air.

2. liking a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

3. Feelings have never been disappointed, only fickle feelings will be remembered.

Love has only two endings, one is to go home, and the other is to turn your mother into my mother.

It takes many years to warm a heart, but it only takes a moment to cool it.

6. The love I want is simple. When I speak, you should listen; When I need you, you will be by my side; You were there when I turned around, that's enough.

7. Because I love you, I think everyone looks like rivals.

8. What is "being loved"? It is the shortcomings that can't even accommodate themselves, and they are accommodated.

9. He is not handsome, but just happens to grow into what I like.

10. A girl has a crush on a boy in her class. Boys are good at geography, but girls are weak in geography. One day, the girl summoned up her courage and asked the boy, can you help me with my geography? The boy gave her a leisurely look, and said simply that it is good for a family to have geography without two people.

1 1. The next love, either don't start, or, for life!

12. "Husband, what can I do? I don't grow up. " "Nothing, daughter-in-law, I can bend over for you."

13. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. But there must be someone who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

14. Thousands of pets, not as good as your sentence: I am.

15. There is a difference between love and dependence, dependence is inseparable, and love never leaves.

16. The most beautiful love story is that your favorite person plans you in his future.

I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.

1. Do you know why 520 can't be divided by 3? Because there is no room for a third party in love.

If there is someone who can make you forget the past, then he is your future.

I am not good at words, and I always want to talk nonsense with you.

I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.

Love can't make your world colorful, it can only bring you to a different world.

6. deleting everything from the predecessor is a respect for the next one.

7. mentioning any word in your name can make me look around.

8. Love is an encounter, but it is unpredictable.

9. His heart has already changed seasons, and I am still standing on the day when he made a promise.

10. Why do you have to fall in love if you like someone, but how can you be friends if you like someone?

1 1. I can't bully you anymore, because my heart hurts.

12. Some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.

13. I love the new and hate the old, but I have loved you for a long time.

14. I am the soft-hearted person who has been tortured by you countless times and then coaxed into another sentence.

15. How many wrong people should I say goodbye to before meeting the right one?

16. I won't delay. I will open it as soon as I get the courier, press the alarm clock as soon as it rings, eat snacks as soon as I open it, and laugh as soon as you appear.

17. Love, either go home or your mother will become my mother.

18. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

19. If you are not going to do something stupid for love, you don't deserve love.

20. Your name is the most beautiful Chinese I have ever heard, the most beautiful font I have ever seen and the warmest words I have ever said.

2 1. Like you for three minutes, like you for a long time.

22. You are so high in my heart that I am jealous of myself.

23. How to refuse to get hurt while having love? Don't forget that Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

24. There is always a person in the world who is deeply imprinted in your heart.

25. When a person who loves you deeply changes for you, it is because he loves you; When you meet someone, he puts away his stubborn temper for you because he loves you; He turned your interest into his, or because he loves you. If you find such people around you, please cherish them. The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful; The lost lover will always know you best.

The funniest joke in the world

The funniest joke in the world

1. I bought a bag of oranges before, but my roommate peeled them and put them in my mouth without saying hello. I kindly remind you, don't eat too many oranges, it's easy to get angry! He doesn't think so, that's all right. Say that finish stretched out his hand to get, didn't stop. You haven't finished, have you? I lost patience, grabbed the stool and threw it at him. I told you that eating oranges is easy to get angry. You don't believe me, Cao!

2. A comedian told People that every time he asked his mother for money when he was a child, her mother always said, "What do you think I look like, like a bank?" In fact, the actor said that for a teenager, parents are banks. If I really go to the bank to ask for money myself, the cashier will definitely say, "What do you think I look like, like your mother?"

3. My son is eighteen, and he is taking the college entrance examination this year. Learn every day, damn it every day. Say, if you can't get into college, you can't even find a wife, let alone have a baby. The son said, if you want to watch the children play, you should have one with my father quickly. I have no time to study.

I forgot to put the air conditioner remote control there. I searched for a circle, but I had no choice but to enter the air-conditioning remote control on Baidu. What if I lose it? The first result is to see if the air conditioner is installed. (Please keep it. I suddenly realized that I climbed into bed and touched it on the air conditioner. It's really there! Du Niang, you are really omnipotent!

My friend's son is eight years old and learns Taekwondo in his spare time. One day I fought with my classmates at school and got three stitches in my head. A friend was called to the school to apologize to the parents of the child who was beaten and compensate for the medical expenses. Go home at night and beat his son up. While playing, I asked my son angrily, is it for nothing that I spend so much money to send you to learn Taekwondo every day, and do you fight with others with bricks? !

6. My girlfriend and I got lost in the wild. I didn't eat for three days and nights. I looked at my girlfriend's desperate expression. I was so hungry that I bit her face. Don't say, this powder is quite strong.

The reporter went to visit the master, who meditated for four hours every day. When the reporter got there, he said to the master, Master, you meditate for four hours every day. Why? The master said, I absorbed the essence of heaven and earth in the first two hours, but not in the last two hours. . . The reporter thought that the master had nothing to say, so he answered. The master absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon and said shyly. . My legs are numb and I can't stand up. .

8. I bought a scratch music when I was shopping and won 400 yuan. I ran home happily all the way and told my wife that after a long time of happiness, my wife said, hand it over. .

9. Party A said to Party B, "Recently, my son often does some immoral things and doesn't listen to me. He said he only listened to idiots. Please advise my son! b，

10, a, benefactor, being original comes from the eastern soil of Datang, and I want to change something from you! B, oh, I wonder what the master wants to change? Excuse me, patroness, have you ever heard of daylight?

1 1. There are two idiots in the dormitory who bet to quit smoking. Whoever wants to smoke first will give it to the other party 100 yuan. At nine o'clock in the evening, one finally couldn't help smoking one in the bathroom, and the other idiot said, 100 I don't want it. Please let me smoke one.

12, my father is a big shot in the army, and my brother works in a western enterprise. Superior conditions have developed his domineering character. On one occasion, he made trouble in Bath City, killed Wen Xun's security guard and the boss's son, and blocked the boss at the gate of the court and beat him up. Under the pressure of public opinion, he was forced to commit suicide. Soon, he appeared in public. This is Nezha.

13, many people like to get C when they can't do multiple-choice questions. Some analysts say that this is because C stands for right and gives people a strong psychological hint. I think this statement is far-fetched. The real reason is that C stands for Cao. I chose C just to vent my dissatisfaction, but I can't do C! Choose c, choose c, choose c!

14, my family has a son of 1 1 year old. Today, I told my son that when you grow up and go to work, give your mother the red ticket you earned. My son glared at me and said, "No, then I have no money to eat." . I said I'd give you change, and my son replied, Oh, then I'll change all the red tickets into zero.

15, a, I think I have acrophobia. B Then show me! I said, I have acrophobia. B, yes! Take out your papers!

16, kidnapping, I quietly blindfolded you; Heart disease, you are my chest pain forever; Schadenfreude, when the old cat was driven out by its owner, the mouse came out to see me off; When I say murder with a knife, I mean a robber who is too poor to even have a knife; Generation gap, just adapted to his son's long hair, he shaved his head again; Apple, its most brilliant moment is hitting Newton on the head;

17, the doctor said that urine should be held at 3: 30 in the afternoon for color Doppler ultrasound. I am obedient, and I can't hold it any longer. . . Why are you telling me in front of more than 20 people? You want to suffocate me! ! !

18. My father sent me a message just now, and I heard from my colleagues that there was a neon Christmas tree more than ten meters high in front of the station, which was particularly beautiful. Shall I drive you to have a look at it tonight? I was beautiful when I suddenly received a text message from my mother. Eat by yourself at night, and mom will go out. Just wondering, I received a text message from my dad three minutes later. I sent it wrong just now. It's addressed to your mother. Find yourself a fluorescent lamp.

19. I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married with my wife in the morning. When you go out, ask, this is where I apply for a divorce certificate. . . Kneel at home and rub the washboard at the moment.

In other words, a prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was made in a fake factory, the first shot didn't go out, the second shot didn't go out, and then the third shot and the fourth shot ... The prisoner couldn't stand it, crying and saying a classic sentence, big brother, don't waste any more bullets, you strangle me, this is too fucking scary!

2 1, my daughter is getting smarter and smarter. Today, when I was eating out, I walked back with two cream cakes and accidentally dropped one on the way. When the daughter saw it, she immediately shouted, Dad, you dropped that piece!

22. A gentleman drank a glass of brandy in a bar. When checking out, the waitress carefully looked at the money paid, and her face fell and said, Sir, your money is fake! The gentleman looked up and casually asked, "Is your brandy real?" ?

23, Q, how to praise the beauty of the goddess in one sentence, but also a powerless confession. If my mother had your daughter-in-law, she wouldn't worry about her grandson being ugly.

24. The candle went out unexpectedly. After investigation, the police found that matches were the biggest suspect, so they took them away. At the police station. Police, matches, say why did you put out the candle? Matches, officer, I'm innocent. We went camping that day, and the candle said we couldn't see it at night, so I had to light it.

25. I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, "Have you thought about it?" Are you sure you want to get a license with me? She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. I also said, "You can't quarrel and break up when you are angry." . She said, I know, I want to talk about divorce.

26. I am really sorry. My cleanliness is really serious. I saw a girl in a bar that day who was too dirty, so I dragged her to my house to give her a bath. That's what happened, presiding judge.

27. A disabled person begging in a car met an insurance seller. When he reached out for money, the insurance company sold him insurance in turn. . . Disabled people say insurance is good, but I have no money. The insurer replied, nothing, you'll have it soon, I'll wait for you!

28. The foreign ambassador intends to give a pair of rare canaries as a gift. However, one died before being sent to the king. The ambassador had no choice but to catch another local canary to make up for the loss. The king was very happy to see this precious canary, but he didn't understand why there was a local one in the cage. "Because this canary is abroad in ..............," replied the ambassador.

It rained heavily, so I took a taxi back to the hotel. After getting off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was gone, and I couldn't take care of the heavy rain. I chased the taxi and shouted, master. Stopped 100 meters, found the phone in the left hand. But at this point, the driver's master has stopped to ask me, what's the matter? I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "It's raining slowly." Later, the master married my daughter to me.

30. Manager, after reading your resume, it is true that you were hired by our company! Me, thank you, manager! Manager, you have many advantages. Tell me what else you have! I want to know more about you so that I can assign work! Me, my weakness is honesty! Manager, are you honest? This is not a shortcoming! Me? Really? Fat man!

3 1. My mother called me and said, "Your cousin brought a girlfriend home yesterday. When will you bring one back? " ? I put down the phone and immediately rented a girlfriend to go home. My mother saw it and said, "Isn't this the girl your cousin brought home yesterday?"

32. If you could go back in time, what would you do? B: I want to plant a durian tree in Newton's yard. Third, go and replace Edison's hen with a rooster. Ding advised Lu Xun to study medicine.

33. The doctor asked, how did the patient break his bone? A: I feel sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a telephone pole. I shake and shake. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so they grabbed a stick and gave me two. The doctor asked, how did the patient break his bone? A: I feel sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a telephone pole. I shake and shake. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so they grabbed a stick and gave me two.

34. I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "It's all mine. Mother said angrily, "One for each person." Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, it's still mom. My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, "It's not you. "

The reporter and the police went to the scene by bus to arrest the suspect. Pol.ice told reporters in the car that our captain had made a survey around the scene. . . Then the reporter pointed to a man outside the car and said that the big fat man in vest, shorts and slippers and a fan in his hand looked suspicious. Could it be a suspect? The policeman said, "That's our captain." . .

36. I was hospitalized with a cold and I asked the nurse when I changed the medicine. Your nurse's uniform is not as good as that on TV. My little sister said without looking back, you are looking at the clothes of Japanese and Korean nurses, not mine.

37.a, I want to know what kind of person my goddess is. I pay attention to her trumpet. B, then what? A, she slapped me in the face and kicked me out of the toilet. It's a trumpet!

Physical education class, the long jump teacher, surprised a fat long jump classmate. The teacher asked him if he could jump into the pit. The fat man proudly said, it doesn't matter where I jump, it's all a pit.

39. Three children chat together and say what is the most poisonous! Children A and mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother's hand was bitten by a mosquito, red and itchy. Children B and wasps are the most poisonous. My brother was stung by a wasp and is still swollen and painful. Son c thought for a long time and said, "I don't know what stabbed my sister." Her belly is round and big! "

40. Husband, how lucky I am to find such a good wife in my last life! Wife, it's not your blessing, it's my sin in my last life!

4 1, I just washed my socks and underwear and went to the bathroom. When I came back, I saw my roommate holding my underwear and smelling it all the time! I feel terrible. . . Just then, the goods came, fuck, you used my laundry detergent again. . .

42. Exercise can really change a person's fate. My wife listened to Lao Wang next door and started running with him in the morning five years ago. She hasn't come back yet.

43. Opposite the building where I live is another residential building. Yesterday morning when I was watching the scenery on the balcony, I saw a beautiful girl waving at me from the opposite building through the window, and I waved to her. Then she ran to another window and waved to me, and I waved to her. Then she left again, and I didn't realize it until the third window waved to me again. It turned out that she was cleaning the window.

44. At dusk, I jog on the industrial road. A young man ran up from behind me, screaming in my ear, run! What happened? I asked the young man next to me. Run. The young man ran ahead of me. After chasing 500 meters quickly, I asked breathlessly, what's the matter? You run too slowly. The young man left me and ran away.

45. A man and a woman went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register, and the office staff asked if there was a premarital medical examination. The woman whispered shyly, I checked, it's been three months!