Interesting conversation tape

Funny, tell the whole book with pictures.

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself. Funny talk about encyclopedia with pictures for everyone, let's enjoy it together.

Funny personality, tell me about 1. Frankly speaking, you can support a brothel.

Don't cry, I'll be scared. Because your sad face looks so ferocious.

Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

4.？ You do things, three times five divided by two. Are you praising my efficiency? No, it's one twenty. ?

5. I originally wanted to thin into a flash of lightning and light up your eyes; I didn't expect fat to become a nut, blocking your view.

6. Primary school students have changed from wet behind the ears to goddesses, while I have changed from wet behind the ears to wet behind the ears.

7. Living in this era of grass mud horse, you should hold the attitude of going to hell with everything.

8. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

9. 【 Don't give up your lover because of a passing bitch. ]

10. There are three kinds of people in society. First, people who use others show that they are in power; Second, being used by people shows the value of being used; Third, people who are not used by others and cannot be used by others are mediocre people.

1 1. Try to match with your classmates, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

12. I was distracted in class and wanted to know which page the teacher was talking about, but I found that the pages of people around me were different!

13. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

14.？ Your mouth is so sweet. Would you like to have a try?

15. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

16. Baidu is a big liar. I've copied a perfect score composition for more than ten years, but I've never got a perfect score.

17. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

18. Be optimistic about the future and be philosophical about people's hearts.

19. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

20. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg!

Funny talk about the selection of 1 If the first sentence is wrong, the whole hypothesis will be invalid.

2.？ Close the gourmet mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

I hope you can throw a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.

In fact, Tang Priest is also very sexy. She is called a benefactor when she meets people with different looks, and a bodhisattva when she meets people with good looks.

5.？ Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they didn't do their homework in China?

6. I am a famous villain?

7. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

8. In the eyes of parents, nothing will happen when they are young, but they will be blind after watching TV for minutes!

9. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask: where have you been hiding all these years!

10. I have a disease that I don't want to sleep at night and don't want to wake up during the day.

The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

12. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

13. Internet speed abused me thousands of times. I treat internet speed like first love!

14. Apple is the real boss in the fruit industry. lure

15. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

Funny talk about appreciation 1. Once I looked up at the sky with my friends, and we both cried. She cried because she was lovelorn, and I cried because I twisted my neck.

2. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

My best friend is a myth. I can make a man beautiful, even if I lose all my teeth one day, I can make a man hot.

When I got up this morning and brushed my teeth, my mother suddenly patted my ass behind me and said vaguely, young man, you have a great figure! ? Then Ran Hao returned to his room with a smile and said to his father. Old man, you are going to lose this time. My son didn't say I was crazy! ? God, I almost swallowed toothpaste.

5. W: I want to find a boyfriend. Man: Let me help you. One in our dormitory is not bad? . Woman: Aren't you distressed that I am with him? . Man: Think too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

I don't need you to understand, I just need you to shut up.

7. It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.

8. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

9. Yesterday, my best friend lost a 5s, and the space was dynamic. Today, a dozen friends called to express their condolences to her! She said:? Shit, it's either the charger or the phone case! ? I comforted my best friend and said, what a bunch of scum. Ignore them. You should still have that earphone. Don't you think it's useless?

10. It is said that there are two ways to conquer a woman: please your mother and surpass your father.

1 1. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

12. If you don't study hard now, the wall knocked by others is the brick you moved.

13. What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

14. It is said that the eldest sister is beautiful, but it is actually made up.

15. I especially liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

16. Besides teeth, there is love.

17. My Christmas wish is: the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

18. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

19. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

20. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

2 1.？ Lao Liu, why don't you play golf with Lao Li? Lao Zhang asked. ? When you are not paying attention, you move the ball with your feet. Would you like to play with such a person? Liu replied. ? Well, I don't want to? Lao Zhang also admitted it. ? Neither does Lao Li. ? Lao Liu replied.

22. Life is the Dojo, and living is a kind of practice. The heart is faith, and the soul is totem. Don't always say that fate is resigned. In fact, when you were born, God gave you half your destiny. Dude, I envy your good luck-clear sky Wan Li, all the best? Proposition? All wrong; In a midnight dream, always robbing? An armored car? .

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

24. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

25. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

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