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Sentences about boredom: The past is the past, if there is no if
1. I hate my father for not being surnamed Li, I hate my father for not being a strong man, I hate my father for not being Shuangjiang, the Li family has talented people from generation to generation, and one father is better than the other. I swear to be a member of the Li family in the next life.
2. When you are a child, you talk about dreams, when you grow up, you talk about ideals, when you are young, you will fantasize, when you are middle-aged, you will daydream, and when you are old, you can only think about it.
3. Money and status are the most important thing for people nowadays. Whether a person has money depends on the way he travels and the brand of clothing.
4. The past is the past. If there is no if, because there is a reason, it will be so. Now that it has become what it is, why bother asking anymore!
5. Making friends is actually a very simple thing. Sometimes those people who clearly say they hate you are not terrible, at least they are straightforward. The scary thing is the double-faced person who is friendly with you on the surface but stabs you behind the scenes. Compared to a good old guy who wants to please everyone, a person who has a firm stand on what he likes and dislikes is more adorable, right?
6. Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by five seconds, and smiling will increase your life by ten seconds. So I smile first when I smoke, and I gain five more seconds of my life.
7. I picked up ten yuan on the side of the road and handed it to the cashier of the Internet cafe. The cashier took the money and nodded to me. I said happily: "Give me money to recharge." members.
8. When you wake up in the morning, you can feel the joys and sorrows of life: one hand holds the toothbrush, which is called the cup, and the other hand holds the toothbrush, which is called the washing utensil. Sadness and joy are so entangled. together.
9. I am single, I am shameful, I am a waste of paper for the country; 2. I often walk in the kitchen, and my boyfriend does not cut my hands; 3. How can I lose weight if I don’t eat enough?
10. The traditional three highs: high blood sugar, high blood pressure, and high blood lipids. The three qualities of a beautiful woman are: tall figure, high requirements, and high academic qualifications. There are three highs in society: high prices, high house prices, and high unemployment. My three heights: I am tall, IQ is high, and I use Backgammon!
11. I am just a clown, I don’t need a gorgeous performance! Even though there was a large audience, I felt that it was a short-lived experience, because I was just a clown!
12. No matter how sober a woman is, she is confused in her appearance; no matter how confused a man is, he is still sober in a woman's appearance.
13. If you encounter something unhappy one day, don’t be sad. You can tell me. Don’t worry, no one else will know, because I am the kind of person who would rather die laughing than laugh to death. People who tell others!
14. When the wasp stung me, I suppressed the pain and made no sound. Until it died after stinging me, I shouted at its body: I ??won’t let you know that I am very painful. pain!
16. An ancient legend, a classic love, a beautiful expectation, and a lifetime of sweet waiting! May lovers eventually get married, may those with a heart eventually become lovers, may some people eventually become confidants!
17. Dear user, because your words do not meet the requirements of the other recipient, you have been banned for ten minutes. During this time, except for the three words "I love you", all other inputs are invalid. , thank you for your use and support!
18. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare. Dreaming, don’t take the ordinary path, dreaming, feeling like flying, dreaming, everything is possible, dreaming, never stop, dreaming, I choose what I like!
In today's society, it is difficult to be a good person, bad people need strength, scum needs taste, men need class, and women need charm. After thinking about it, I'd better not be a human being in the next life.
20. When we were young, we celebrated Valentine’s Day in the kindergarten and had a great time. When we grew up, we celebrated Children’s Day in the office and enjoyed it very much.
21. The lions and tigers in the zoo now are as docile as Persian cats. If a child is born like this in the future, the parents will be furious!
22. "Car King" said to "Car Fans": The most profound experience of being able to get my title is that you can drive without getting lost.
23. Late one night, a person came home from a party and saw a transparent object in front of him moving left and right. He asked: Are you a ghost? The ghost said: Yes.
Asked again: What is your QQ number? Ghost
24. When I was a child, I played house, but now I am watching If You Are the One. When I was a kid, I talked about Guaguai Long Didong. Now the gods and horses are just clouds. If the gods are powerful, just learn from the gods. Yes, whether you believe it or not, I do!
25. I am just a piece of candy wrapper. Don’t pay too much attention to me. I will just record your scent, fly with the wind, and bring it to the dog to ask questions, so that it will chase you!
One day I took my brother’s bread to the pond to feed the fish. I fed more than half a bag, and my brother yelled at me: Stop feeding me, or I will starve to death
27. I thought that as long as I like it seriously and work hard, I can impress someone, but in the end, I impressed myself easily
28. I picked it up on the side of the road I happily handed him a dime into the hands of the police uncle. The uncle looked at the money and rolled his eyes at me, and said angrily, "brainless!"
29. What is beauty? Those who are thin are called slim, those who are fat are called plump; those who are silly are called sunshine, and those who are sullen are called cool; those who are talented are called talented women, but those who are not talented are called ladies; those who are tall are called slim, and those who are short are called birds; even otakus can be transformed by makeup. Beautiful girl, how can I bear to be called in love with my brother? How can I believe in love again! Use "if" in sentences
1. If you don't use your own brain to do your homework, but wait for others to help, your grades will get worse and worse.
2. If we do not protect the earth properly, our homeland will become unrecognizable.
3. If water resources are not cherished, the earth will become a desert.
4. If you want honor, you must fight; if you want friendship, you must be sincere; if you want success, you must learn to give up.
5. If you don’t study hard, you won’t get good grades.
6. If it rains tomorrow, I won’t go to the park.
7. If there is no sowing in spring, there will be no harvest in autumn.
8. If you want friendship, you must be sincere.
9. If there is no hope in life, it is like a bird without wings.
10. If you don’t work hard today, you will have to work hard to find a job tomorrow
11. If I were more serious, I wouldn’t have to stay up late now,
12. If you want to gain something, you must fight.
13. Without your help, there would be no success for me.
14. If I study hard, I can get into college.
15. If you work hard, there will be hope for everything.
16. If you don’t study hard, there will be no good job, no good future, and no good life.
17. If there is no air in the world, human beings will perish.
18. If I were a nurse, I would take good care of my patients.
19. Without the hard work of migrant workers, there would be no prosperity in the city.
20. If you abandon every pebble, there will be no big roads.
21. Without the great sun, there would be no beautiful and lovely world.
22. If you are arrogant because of your good academic performance, your grades will plummet.
23. If it rains tomorrow, we will do our homework at home.
24. If I had listened to my mother, I would not have diarrhea.
25. If it rains tomorrow, the spring outing will be rescheduled.
26. If I were a teacher, I would let my students learn and play happily.
27. If you don’t listen carefully in class, your grades will not improve.
28. If we don’t work hard, we won’t be able to achieve good results.
29. If I had listened carefully to the teacher’s explanation, I wouldn’t be scratching my head here now!
30. If there are no green leaves as a foil, there will be no flowers.
What if I disappeared?
What if I disappeared?
I haven’t posted on Weibo for a day or two. If I disappear and don’t show up for two days, I must be filming a video. . It’s not what you said in private messages about being lazy or busy making appointments. . I hope you keep this in mind.
2. Even if I read it later, Chuxue, my husband suffered from depression, what if the cat disappeared from the world, etc. When I mentioned Miyazaki Aoi, I still thought of the persistent smile with two small tiger teeth. Komatsu Nana pursuing love
3. If one day I disappear from your world, how long will it take you to adapt to the days without me.
4. It would have been better if I had not been born. I would have given everything I have to my brother, and I would have disappeared from the world and erased all my memories. There would be no use for me as a worthless person. In this way, my family There will be no problem, I understand the principles but I really can’t be active
5. I want to go on an adventurous trip this time. It’s my first time to join this group ~ I didn’t tell my family the first time Traveling~ It’s the first time I want to do something I decided by myself. There is no expectation~ no planning, just a momentary impulse and curiosity. Anything can happen when I go out. What will happen to you if I really disappear from your sight?
6. You said that we met at the wrong time. If I were ahead of her, this would not be the outcome. Then I gave up! I want to work hard to be friends! I disappeared into your world and later we contacted again and you told me your secret! It turns out that the reason why we are not together is that you don’t love me. Even if she hurt you like that, she cried and begged you, you choose I turned around and hugged her tightly but abandoned me
7. Countless times of hesitation, I felt that I was so powerless. Countless times flashed in my mind. If I leave, disappear and not contact anyone, who will remember me
p>8. Every time I leave, there will always be a figure in front of the window reminding me over and over again, slow down, slow down, until I disappear around the corner, this person who makes me care and cares about me, I dare not go One day, if she is no longer here, how long will it take for me to adapt? If I miss her at that time, but I can't see her now or hear her voice anymore, I don't dare to think about it. I'm scared, really scared. . .
9. If I disappear one day, will you look for me like I look for you? Someone said this, if I disappear and someone is looking for you like crazy, it means that he really loves you. Maybe that’s what happened!
10. Because I know that even if I disappear, you will not look for me and may not even notice that I am missing, so I will reply to every message you send, even if you mess with me. When you are happy, I will reply if you send me an emoticon or a symbol, because I know that if I don’t reply, you will not continue to look for me, because I am afraid that you will forget me as time goes by. Because I like you, because I am more afraid of losing than you.
11. If I could be someone who could control your life, your feelings, your joys and sorrows, you would be panicked if I left, and you would be reluctant to leave if I disappeared. It would be great if you can break your heart and make you fall in love with someone hopelessly. I can only blame me for not being able to do this to you. Wait for me, give me some time
12. If one day I stop bothering you, if one day I disappear from your sight, if one day I don’t contact you, if I get used to it Silence, then congratulations, we are finished!
13. If one day I stop bothering you, stop loving you, and disappear, will you be disappointed? Will you be sad? If I disappeared from your life, would you wake up in the middle of the night and miss me?
14. If I am in a bad mood, I hope you can find out at the first time. If you ask me what’s wrong, even if I say it’s nothing, I hope you can see clearly the fragility in my heart. If I Cry, lose your temper, give me a hug, okay? Maybe I am really tired. No matter you ask me, if one day I disappear or fall in love with someone else, maybe I am really disappointed. It depends on your attitude towards me.
15. I was thinking what would happen if I disappeared for a while.
I disappeared for a while, will someone look for me like crazy? If the space stops posting updates, will anyone notice? What if I throw away my phone? I thought about it, but it seems that no one will look for me
16. If I disappear one day, remember that I disappeared into the beautiful Expo Park. Under the beautiful appearance, there are Can eat people's stomachs
17. If you disappear tomorrow, you can still love me now. I just want to remember every bit of you and the long years we have spent together!
18. There are some small things that can make us have such a big distance. Maybe you are really tired. I choose silence because I don't want to quarrel with you or make things worse. If I were a fool! If I disappear one day, will anyone remember me?
19. I laughed on the spot after listening to it. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, who would have heard two children quarreling after class, today in kindergarten! If I disappear one day, otherwise I would have thrown you in long ago
20. If I unfortunately disappear, please accept it. Maybe I disappeared on a street where no one knows, or maybe I disappeared. Disappear in a certain world, maybe even disappear in the memory, some tastes, taste too much in the season that shouldn’t be tasted
21. I am just too soft-hearted, that’s why I often Injuried. If I don't contact you, will you contact me? If I disappear one day, will you miss me?
Twenty-two, if I don’t say anything. Will you come to me? If one day I disappear. Will you be in a daze for even a second? If silent. Just silence.
23. In the past two days, I often think about what if I say yes, if one day I disappear, if my hard work finally realizes my ideal, but I still disappear, the biggest regret is What? I think it is impossible to perfect my love. It is probably difficult for me to say that the most important thing in life is a girl, although I still insist on believing in it!
24. If I bother you, tell me I disappear. If I hurt you, tell me I disappear. If you don’t want to see me, tell me I disappear. Please tell me. Don’t let me act like a fool thinking that I am with you. Still friends
25. If I disappear, no one except you may know that I disappeared. Good night
26. If I disappear, no one will find out. . I'm not that strong! If I don't show off, no one can help me. It’s not that I’m heartless, I just don’t want others to see me as weak
27. Just like when I work overtime, my colleagues will call their families and say that they will come home late after working overtime, and I just laugh at that time He said, if I call my mother and say I won’t go home for dinner, my mother may be frightened. Even if I disappear for two days, no one will know that I am missing. It’s a day to live alone outside
2 19. If my appearance makes the sky lose its beauty, I would rather I disappear
30. If one day the contact information on the mobile phone is lost, a virus in WeChat reveals that we only have one WeChat ID, and it suddenly disappears , and lost contact, will you still suddenly think of looking for me? If I disappear suddenly for a while, will anyone look for me? If you can't find me, will you be anxious or anxious?
31. I accept calmness and do not accept lies. If I am so redundant, how about I disappear?
32. It is said that people’s life is to live this process beautifully, so what? What’s so wonderful about living? It will always disappear and will not be remembered. If people can live forever, can you give me happiness? What is beauty? I don’t understand or know. Sometimes my thoughts will drift far, far away, think about it.
Thirty-three, you have learned to observe others; will you think of me: if one day I disappear, but you never observe yourself!
Thirty-four. One day I asked him what would you do if I disappeared? He said no. But in fact, he won’t even notice if I disappear one day.
Thirty-five, if you change, then I will fade away. If you are indifferent, then I will forget it. If you forget it, then I will forget it too. If you forget, then I will disappear. If one day I leave, it's not that I don't care, it's that I'm disappointed. Thank you for not cherishing me and letting me learn to give up.
Thirty-six, you imagine that my heart is too powerful.
I also need someone to accompany me, not just a toy that comes to you. If I disappear into your world one day, it must be because I am too tired. . . If the flowers bloom, love them; if the flowers fall, give up.
1. There is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.
2. To be reasonable, you must be forgiving, and to be upright, you must be peaceful.
3. When you can’t tell whether a person’s words are true or false, it’s best not to believe anything.
4. If the flowers bloom, you will like them; if the flowers fall, you will give up.
5. Let time dilute everything
6. You have never looked back at me, but I have always smiled at you. I have been waiting like this, but I can’t change it. Come to your momentary gaze
7. When trouble comes to you, you deal with it. If not, let it sleep.
8. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now? ! ! !
9. Withered rose. Who will understand the moment when it blooms. . .
10. The longitude and latitude of life bear witness to our colorful and colorful existence.
11. It would be nice if I could hold the mouse with my left hand, because my right hand is so cold now.
12. You can’t learn to let go, you can’t learn to be strong, you can’t learn to be moved... You can only learn to shed your own tears while watching other people’s stories...
13. If a person is just for money, then he is too worthless.
14. Time passes unconsciously, and we only realize it later.
15. You are my spring, summer, autumn and winter, and I am your A, B, C and D
16. Forgive me for being calm and composed because I have long been tired of people's hearts. I am not good at the truth of things. Research
17. Thank you for your unfeeling and letting me learn to give up.
18. How dare you express your feelings without a song?
19. We have always forgotten to build a bridge and take a look into each other’s heart
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