Ma wreath

B: what problem do you study?

Let me ask you both a word.

What two words?

What did the dutiful son say?

B: Who doesn't know this? The dutiful son does not understand. As the name implies, you take me as an example. I am very filial to my father, and I am a dutiful son.

You only understand half.

B: Why do you still understand half?

What you said is a noun.

B: dutiful son is a noun.

Now it is a verb.

What verb?

A: Filial piety means that I must be filial to my son.

B: Cough!

A: This is called a dutiful son.

I haven't heard of it.

A: I tell you, I am not filial to my son.

B: Then who are you filial to?

A: grandson!

B: You have a grandson!

A: Yes!

Really?

You see, soprano Pei has a grandson. How fun.

What do you mean, funny?

This is so new. I have grandchildren. Look forward to grandchildren when you have no grandchildren. Oh, expectation, expectation. It's easy to bring grandchildren here.

B: How about that?

A: I have also become a grandson.

B: How did you become a grandson?

A: It's a waste of time for you to name your child first.

B: What's the point of naming a child?

A: Today's children can see whether he is smart or not. All for his name!

B: Why is it on the name?

A: It's the same word.

What are their names?

A: Reduplicated words.

What are their names?

His name is Fangfang.

B: Not bad!

A: It's round and warm.

What is your grandson's name?

A: Cricket!

B: Yes, similar to our children.

Who is your child?

B: Guoguo!

simple ...

Two grasshoppers. Is there anyone by that name?

A: Yes, we can afford it, but grandma's family doesn't agree.

I can't agree.

A: Grandma said I would give it.

What is grandma's name?

A: One word!

B: What's your name?

A: Bag!

Oh, Bao Xiao.

A: Oh, you don't know, our little baby, when he was just two years old,

What happened when I was two years old?

If he wants something like this, you have to buy it for him.

B: How about buying it?

A: Sit underground and rub your hips.

B: Really?

A: Hmm!

What did he want when he was two years old?

I am very happy to have a grandson. I took him to play.

B: Where to?

A: The vegetable market.

Oh, turn around.

A: Hmm! I met a seller in the vegetable market.

What do you sell?

A: The turtle that Li Jindou said.

Oh, it's called tortoise. This is a good tonic.

A: He doesn't understand. He found it very interesting. Hehe ... it's fun. It's over. Listen to him again.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: Hey, hey ... I'll buy it for grandpa.

Ah, what ... what should I buy?

A: This is very clear. What happened? I buy grandpa. I am grandpa, he is not grandpa.

Who is he?

A: Asshole!

B: You really understand,

Don't buy that thing, it will bite.

B: That's right!

Hey ... Grandpa doesn't bite.

B: Huh? Who doesn't bite?

What am I doing? I can't buy it.

B: What is it?

A: Yes! I am four and a half years old now.

B: That should be much better.

A: Oh, it's worse.

B: How could it be worse?

A: If he wanted something like this, he wouldn't buy it for him. He lay down instead and rolled in the underground splash zone!

B: I told you that if the child wants something, you'd better buy it for him, but you didn't. He was lying on the ground, crying, and something happened, which made you an old man feel even worse, didn't it?

A: Hmm! But he wants this thing, it can't play!

B: If a child wants something like this, it must be fun. Is it for him or for you?

A: He plays.

Yes, he must be very good at playing with this thing.

No, it's really ... I mean, it's not funny!

B: It's just too expensive for you to spend money on.

A: Little bastard, I bought him a bunch.

B: Or does he want this thing to be difficult to buy?

A: It's easy to buy. As soon as it comes out of our alley, we can sell it.

B: it's easy to buy and not expensive. Why not buy it for the children?

You didn't hear what I just said. Not funny, not funny. So your child wants this thing, will you buy it?

B: Of course! Tell my friends that I'm just a child. If my children want to buy oriental things, stars on the moon, we can't watch them cry. Tell me what your grandson wants now.

A wreath!

fresh flower ...

Do you want to buy it?

Ah, no ...

A: That's it ... If you don't buy it here, I'll buy it if you don't.

B: That's right. Something happened to your family.

Hey, what can I say?

B: There is nothing wrong with your family. Why did you buy it?

Well, forget it. It happened the other day.

What happened the other day?

His grandmother took him to his grandmother's house to play. When she went to his grandmother's house, she saw his aunt holding a wreath in her hand.

Flowers ... oh, this is a wreath to welcome foreign guests.

A: Yes, he insisted on playing. His grandmother coaxed him not to play. Later, my aunt spoiled it. We will see each other often. Grandma will buy you one and he will keep it in mind. I went to the vegetable market to buy food that day, took him to the street, his grandmother talked to others, and he slipped into the big wreath shop. We are at the wreath shop in Hutongkou.

B: The one that opened last year is called Songbai wreath shop?

A: Yes, yes, yes!

Where did it go?

Look inside. When there is a big wreath in the middle, he plays there and has to buy it. His grandmother didn't buy it, but she lay there crying. I passed by and her grandmother was still coaxing him.

B: Yes.

I'm telling you, we can't have that. This is for the dead.

B: That's right!

Grandma, you are lying.

Why did you lie?

A: Grandma is not a good grandmother.

Why not be a good grandmother?

A: Nonsense.

What are you lying about?

A: My aunt's name is Yes. There are no dead people in my aunt's house.

My aunt's house is used to welcome foreign guests. I want it. I bought it to meet my grandfather.

Ah ... did anyone greet grandpa with a wreath?

I thought about it, and I was right. Grandpa passed away. Buy him a wreath, and he won't know.

A: Yes.

When grandpa was alive, our grandson bought him a wreath to show his filial piety. They all belong to our family.

Ah ... what is this?

Yes, yes, he is crying. I'm really in a hurry. Hey! He doesn't understand, don't you?

Tell me about him.

Look what you did to the children.

Who are you talking about?

Bao Xiao, get up and stop crying. Grandma won't buy it, but grandpa will.

Grandpa, what's this called? What is this?

B: I'm with Bao Xiao, and someone is on duty. There is a wreath.

A: No!

B: Have one. Please help me more.

A: Boss, boss, boss …

I heard you. Buy a wreath to play with the children?

A: That's right.

This is outrageous. Nowadays, parents can't say that young couples have to buy shroud for their children when they take care of them.

Look at her.

B: I said not to sell. People fought with me and asked me about my service attitude. Let me tell you something, Miss Gao.

A: Oh ...

You are a celebrity, and we live nearby.

A: Yes.

You should set an example for everyone in educating future generations.

A: That's right.

B: You can't coax children like this. Am I right?

A: That's right.

B: Ah.

The big one you gave me.

Do you have to buy it?

He doesn't want that little one! Buy it!

Did you buy it?

A: Yes! I really can't carry this wreath after I bought it.

B: Yes.

I didn't know this thing really had weight. Honey, do me a favor. Here you are.

B: family carrying it?

A: We old couple wear this wreath, and our grandson walks in the front. I just went out and met an acquaintance. Yo, sir, are you going to sweep the grave here?

What did you say?/Sorry?

I said I'll go to our house to sweep!

I haven't heard of it.

A: I didn't know until I brought it back and put it at home.

What do you know?

A: Emotion is not something that can be displayed in a house.

B: That's right.

A: The more I look at it, the more awkward it becomes. Oh, dear!

B: What shall we do?

A: Bao, let grandpa discuss something with you!

Discuss what?

A: It's not a problem that this thing will affect the traffic in our room. I can't afford to really turn your old man over.

B: What about that?

We live on the first floor. Do you think it is under our window?

Did your grandson agree?

Get his approval.

B: Don't drag it, just leave it outside.

I just put it under the window. Why do you think it is so small?

B: What's the matter?

A: Aunt Zhang and Aunt Li across the hall came back from shopping and saw our little baby playing with that wreath. Aunt Zhang was startled. Oh, whose house is this? Why haven't you heard?

B: Yes.

When you see Bao Xiao, hey, come and ask!

B: That's right.

Bag, whose is this?

B: What did the child say?

A: My grandfather's.

B: Huh?

Your grandfather's? I haven't heard of it. Lao Gao is a little sore. He is out of breath, so he doesn't walk so fast. We played cards together last night.

Did you play mahjong?

A: Ah!

B: Who are there?

A: There is Li Thirty, but I can't open it. Me, his grandfather and our four families. His grandfather really has a good hand.

B: What card?

A: Yi Long caught five Kratos.

Good cards.

A: He kept it, but didn't bring it up, so he got angry and went back to his nest?

Hehe ... that's a good association.

A: If I had known this, I would have given him 50,000 yuan to make a fool of him.

B: What a mess.

Aunt Li said you should stay for a while. I'll-I'll ask again. Don't worry. Hey! Bao, where's your grandfather?

B: What did the child say?

My grandfather has left.

Oh, the boy said, you were here just now, and now you are out.

Aunt Li praised me.

B: What are you praising?

A: You see, you see, an old man is really good at educating children.

B: how to educate?

So many children talk like adults.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: His grandfather is dead, and people don't even talk about it.

What are you talking about?

A: Let's go.

B: So, what's next?

A: It says, no, no, there is no ribbon on this wreath.

B: Oh, they are called elegiac couplets, and they write the words "Who's Who through the ages".

A: Aunt Li said that.

What are you talking about?

A: Just arrived. It's probably still written in the house.

What a bold guess.

A: I said her second aunt. We have lived here for so many years. Let's show it.

What do you mean?

A: let's buy it, too.

What are you going to buy?

A wreath.

Did you buy it?

Well, don't wait for the Lao Gao family to provide funeral service. I bought them all when I went out. After a while, there will be more than a dozen under our window.

B: Hmm. ...

A: Oh, it's so lively to take a walk. This is not bad. We have ribbons.

B: Did you write the elegiac couplet?

A: Yes!

B: What did it say?

A: Mr. Gao agrees. Long live Mr. Gao. Uncle Gao rests in peace. There is also an old saying writer.

B: what ancient word?

A: Grandpa Gao, open the crane to the west.

Hehe ... this means that you can travel to the west by crane.

A: That's right.

Did you go?

I dare not go.

B: Why?

I'm afraid I can't come back.

B: Then you can't come back.

You said that people nowadays are really enthusiastic.

B: How enthusiastic?

A: I don't know who called Li Jindou these days. Li Jindou came by this bus.

B: Really?

I reached a compromise with Cheng Fangyuan. Hey, Mariko, get in the car. Mr. Gao's family has something to do. They got on the bus together. The car stopped in our alley. As soon as we entered the alley, Li Jindou saw, Yo, there was a wreath, and then I saw my wife standing there, her eyes staring straight. Li Jindou grinned and cried.

Why are you crying?

Ah ... Uncle. ...

B: Wait ... Wait,

A: My uncle ...

Why is Li Jindou crying?

A: Cousin.

Why is he crying?

Our cousins,

Are you Jin Dou's uncle?

He is my cousin.

B: Really?

Look at Cheng Fangyuan, my cousin. ...

Wait, why are you crying?

She doesn't know who died.

B: is it messy?

They are both crying. Look at our unit again.

B: What's wrong with the unit?

I sent someone to deliver my plane ticket.

B: What about the ticket?

Let me travel to Xi.

Organize activities for veteran cadres?

A: The person who sent the plane ticket is from Tianjin, and he has little courage. Look at this. Oh ... my dear sister-in-law, I'm sorry for your loss. By the way, there is no distinction between young and old on the road. You see, the company asked me to send him a plane ticket and let him drive a crane to the west.

B: Huh?

He read the words on the ribbon.

Ok,

A: I didn't expect him to leave first. I have to hurry back.

What are you going back to do?

A: I will set up funeral committee when I go back, and I will pay for his funeral.

Collecting funeral expenses for the living?

A: I'm on my way back. Hearing this, I was so angry that I didn't fight.

B: That's right.

A: Well, I rushed there. I said, I want a plane ticket, I don't want funeral expenses.

B: This voice,

Oh, my God, you forged a body.

B: It's very lively.

A: Sister-in-law, where is the toilet?

I was scared.

A: It's all in my pants.

Hmm. How interesting ...

A: Follow an old horse. Don't scare people. You just, really, cheat on your body. This is, alas, alas. ...

B: What's the matter?

He is scared to death here.

B: Scared to death?

A: Everyone said, Come on, fight, fight, pinch, pinch and dig! This one panicked, put his finger in his mouth, BER, and pulled out an egg yolk.

B: What's the matter?

He just ate a pair of yellow moon cakes.

Well, I choked to death.

A: Take a breath and ask me. Brother Gao, are you still alive? I am talking nonsense. How can I travel when I'm not alive?

B: Still traveling? Still traveling? Let's talk about it and buy a wreath for the child. How much trouble did you get into when you said that?

Who is to blame?

Who is to blame?

A: It's all your fault for letting everyone listen!

Why do you blame me?

A: You told me that children have to buy it.

B: Yes, he, no, of course. You have so many wreaths. What are you going to do with it?

A: You can't return it.

B: That's right.

I know how helpful you are. Thank you. When you leave later, one person will take the other.

B: Why?

A: Take it home and play with children.

B: No!