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Contents of Chapter 47 of Journey to the West
Chapter 47: The Holy Monk blocked the water flowing through the sky at night, and the gold and wood showed mercy to save the child
But it was said that the king was leaning on the dragon bed, tears welling up, and he could not sleep until night. . The traveler stepped forward and shouted: "Why are you so confused? There were corpses of the Taoist priest. One was a tiger, the other was a deer, and the sheep was an antelope. No
When I read the letter, I picked up the bones and looked at them. Is there anyone with such a skeleton? He is a mountain beast that has become a spirit, and he is here to harm you, because he is still strong and dare not attack. If in another two years your energy fails, he will kill you and all your kingdom will be his. Fortunately, I came early and saved your life, but you are still crying. "What? I'm crying! Send Guan Wen urgently to send me out." The king realized this after hearing this. The civil and military officials all reported: "The deceased is indeed a white deer and yellow tiger, and the fruit in the oil pot is sheep bones. You must listen to the words of the holy monk." The king said: "In this case, Thank you to the holy monk. This evening, I will invite the great monk to Zhiyuan Temple. Tomorrow morning, I will open the East Pavilion and teach Guanglu Temple to arrange a plain feast. ”
The fruit was sent to the temple to rest. At five o'clock the next day, the king held court, gathered many officials, and issued a decree: "Hurry up and send out the list of monks.
Hand it up on each of the four gates." In the morning, he went to the gate of Zhiyuan Temple and invited Tripitaka and others to enter the East Pavilion for the banquet. But he said that the monks who had escaped from their lives were all delighted when they heard that there was a list of monks to be recruited. They all came to the city to find Saint Sun and paid a hair to express their gratitude. The elders broke up the banquet, and the king changed the customs and sent him out of the court with the queen and concubines, two civil and military detachments. I saw those monks knelt down and worshiped beside the road, saying: "Grandpa, the Monkey King! We are the monks who escaped on the beach.
I heard that grandpa swept away the evildoers and rescued us, and he was released from the list by my king. Recruiting monks, I came here to pay tribute to God."
The monk said with a smile: "How many people have you come?" The monk said: "Five hundred, half is not a lot." Shaking,
took away the hair, and said to the monarchs, ministers, monks and lay people: "These monks are really released by Lao Sun, and the vehicles are driven by Lao Sun.
The spines are broken into pieces. Those two demons were also killed by Lao Sun. After destroying the demons today, we will know that there is a Tao in Zen. I hope you can unify the three religions and respect them again. Monk, you also respect Taoism and nurture talents. I will protect your country forever." The king followed his words and was grateful, so he sent Tang Monk out of the city.
This time I went here just to study the Tripitaka diligently and to practice the One Element of Light diligently. Traveling at dawn and staying at night, thirsty for food and thirsty for food, spring has ended and summer has ended, and it is autumn weather again. One day, when it was getting late, Tang Monk reined up his horse and said, "Disciple, where can I stay tonight?"
The traveler said, "Master, monks should not say what lay people say." Sanzang said, "What about lay people?" "What about monks?" The traveler said: "At this time, I am sleeping in a warm bed with my son in my arms and my wife on my back."
I will wait for you. Monks, how can you do that? You just need to be surrounded by the moon and stars, eat in the wind and stay in the water, walk where there is a road, and live when there is no road." Ba Jie said: "Brother, you only know one, but you don't know the other. . Nowadays, the road is very steep, and it is really difficult for me to carry a heavy burden.
I need to find a place to go, have a good sleep, and refresh myself so that I can bear the burden tomorrow. Otherwise, I will not be tired. ?” The traveler said: “Let’s take advantage of the moonlight to go a little further and stay somewhere with people.” The masters and disciples had no choice but to go forward with the traveler.
After walking for a short time, I could only hear the roar of the waves. Bajie said: "That's it! We've reached the end of the road!" Sha Monk said:
"It's blocked by a stream of water." Tang Monk said: "But how can we cross?" Bajie said: "Wait until I try. "Well, let's see how deep it is." Sanzang said, "Wuneng, don't talk nonsense. How can you test the depth of water?" Bajie said, "Look for a goose." >Pebbles thrown in. If the water bubbles up, it is shallow. If the bones sink, it is deep." The traveler said: "Go and try it." The fool touched it on the roadside. Look at a stubborn stone and throw it into the water. You will hear your bones tingling with tears
as it sinks to the bottom of the water. He said: "Deep, deep! You can't go!" Tang Monk said:
"Although you have tried the depth, you don't know how wide it is.
Bajie said: "I don't know this, I don't know." "The traveler said: "Wait for me to see. "What a great sage, somersaulting on the clouds, jumping in the air, looking intently, and saw that: the bright moon immersed in the moon, and the vast shadows floated in the sky. The spiritual sect swallowed up Huayue, and the long flow ran through hundreds of rivers. Thousands of rivers. The waves are rolling, and there are thousands of high waves. There are no fishing fires at the shore, and there are egrets sleeping on the sand. He said by the river: "Master, please be wider! No need to go
! Lao Sun has a fiery eye, he can often see thousands of miles during the day, and he knows the bad luck, and he can still see three to five hundred miles at night. Nowadays, you can't see the coast. How can you determine the width? "
Sanzang was so shocked that he couldn't speak. His voice was choked with sobs and he said: "Disciple, what's wrong with this? Sha Monk said: "Master, don't cry, father. Look at that person standing by the water. Isn't that a human being?" "The traveler said:
"I think it's the fisherman who pulls the reel. Wait until I ask him to come. "I took the iron rod and ran in two or three steps to see where it was, ah!
It's not a person, it's a stone tablet. There are three big characters in seal script on the stele, and there are ten small characters in the two lines below. Three big characters It's "Tongtian River", and the ten small characters are "it's a journey of eight hundred miles, a journey of few people from ancient times". The traveler called: "Master, come and see." When Sanzang saw it, he shed tears and said, "Disciple, when I said goodbye to Chang'an, I only said that it is easy to travel to the west, but I know that there are demons and demons blocking the way, and the mountains and rivers are far away!" Bajie said: "Master, listen, where is the sound of the cymbals?" I think it's the home of a vegetarian. Let's go grab some fast food and ask for a ferry to find a boat. Let's go there tomorrow. Sanzang immediately heard it, and sure enough there was the sound of drums and cymbals, "But it's not a Taoist instrument, it's just a matter of my monk's family." I'll wait. "The traveler led the horse in front, and heard the sound. There was a very straight road there, neither high nor low. It spread across the beach and saw a cluster of people's residences, about four in total.
< p>There are five hundred houses, but they all live well, but they are close to the mountain road, close to the river, and covered with firewood and bamboo courtyards. The cuckoo's mouth is cold. The piccolo is silent and the anvil has no rhyme. The red polygon branches shake the moon, and the yellow reed leaves fight the wind.In the street, there are sparse fences, and the old fishermen sleep on their fishing boats. The crowd was quiet, and the bright moon in the sky was like a hanging mirror. Suddenly I smelled the fragrance of white apples, but it was the west wind blowing across the bank.
Sanzang dismounted and saw a family on the road. , a flag was erected outside the door, and there were candles and candles inside, and the smoke was fragrant. Sanzang said: "Wukong, this place is different from that of the mountain and the river. Under the eaves of the human world, you can be protected from the cold dew and sleep peacefully. Don't come, let me go to the front door of Zhai Gong to pray. If you are willing to keep me, I will greet you;
If you don't keep me, you should not act recklessly. You have an ugly face and mouth, and you are afraid of bluffing people and causing trouble, but you have no place to live. "
The traveler said: "That makes sense. Master, please go first, we will wait here. "The elder just took off his bamboo hat, bareheaded, shook his robe, dragged his tin stick, and walked to the door. Seeing that the door was ajar, Sanzang didn't dare to enter without permission. Chat. When I was standing there, I saw an old man walking out, with a few beads hanging around his neck, chanting Amitabha Buddha, and then he came to close the door. The elder was so panicked that he clasped his hands and shouted: "Old donor , the poor monk inquired. The old man returned the courtesy and said: "You, monk, are late." Sanzang said, "How do you say that?" The old man said: "It's too late to come." Come early
Come early, I will leave the fasting monk and eat as much as I can, with three liters of cooked rice, a piece of white cloth, and ten copper coins. Why did you come just now? "
Sanzang bowed and said: "Old donor, this poor monk is not on a fasting schedule. The old man said: "If you don't rush to fast, what are you doing here?" "
Sanzang said: "I am a person sent by the Tang Dynasty from the East to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. When I arrived at your place today, it was getting late. I heard the sound of drums and cymbals
in my house. Come and borrow a place for the night, just before dawn. The old man waved his hand and said, "Monk, monks should stop lying."
It’s fifty-four thousand miles from the Eastern Land to my place in the Tang Dynasty. How do you, a single person like you, get here? "Sanzang said: "Old Shi's opinion is the best, but I still have three disciples who opened roads in the mountains, built bridges when encountering water, and protected the poor monks, so I got this.
The old man said: "Since we have an apprentice, why not come?" "Teacher: "Please, please, I have a place to rest under my roof.
Sanzang turned around and shouted: "Disciple, come here." "The traveler was originally impatient, Bajie was rude by nature, but Sha Monk was also reckless. The three of them heard the master's call, led the horses, carried the burden, and did not care about good or bad. A gust of wind rushed in. The old man Seeing it, I was so scared that I fell to the ground, and all I said was, "The monster is coming!" The monster is coming! Sanzang held up the hand and said, "Don't be afraid of the donor. It's not a monster, it's my disciple." The old man said tremblingly: "How can such a handsome master find such an ugly disciple?" "San Zang said: "Although he doesn't look good, he can subdue dragons, subdue tigers, and catch monsters. "The old man seemed to believe it or not, and helped Tang Monk to walk slowly.
But he said that the three fierce naughty men broke into the hall, tied their horses, and dropped their luggage. In the middle of the hall, there was a plain. There were several monks chanting sutras.
Bajie held his long mouth and shouted: "What sutras are you reciting, monk?" "The monks heard the question and suddenly raised their heads to look at the outsider. They had long mouths and big ears. Their bodies were thick and their backs were broad, and their voices sounded like thunder. The monks and monks were even uglier in appearance.
Everyone in the hall was afraid. Jia Li was still chanting sutras, but the leader of the class stopped paying attention to the chimes and bells.
They all blew their lamps and were shocked. Astigmatism. The threshold has never been crossed!
This is a big joke. When the three brothers saw those people stumbling and stumbling, they clapped their hands and laughed. The monks became more and more frightened, and they kowtowed to each other and ran away. Sanzang helped the old man. , walked into the hall, there were no lights, the three of them were laughing and joking
Although they were laughing, Tang Seng scolded: "This throwing thing is very unkind! I teach from morning to day and give advice every day. The ancients said that being good without teaching is nothing but a saint!
Teaching and then doing good is nothing but virtuous! The teaching is not good, it is not stupid! You are acting like this, you are truly the worst kind of fools
! When I walked in, I didn't know where I was. I frightened the old benefactor, scared away the chanting monks, and ruined everyone's good deeds. But wasn't it me who fell into sin? " They didn't dare to reply. The old man believed that he was his disciple. He turned around and said politely: "Master, it's nothing important. It's nothing important. So I turned off the lights and scattered the flowers. It's a Buddhist ceremony. Will be collected. "Bajie said: "Now that the tent is settled, let's put out a full meal, let's eat and sleep. The old man shouted: "Here, hold the lamp!" Come hold the lamp! "
When the family heard this, they made a fuss and said: "There are many incense candles in the hall when chanting sutras, how can we teach people to hold lamps? "When a few servants came out to take a look, they saw this dark hole. Even if they lit torches and lanterns, they swarmed over. Suddenly they raised their heads and saw Bajie Sha Seng.
They were so panicked that they threw away the torch. , suddenly pulled away and closed the middle door, shouting inside: "The monster is coming! The monster is coming! ”
The traveler picked up the torch, lit the lamp, pulled up a high chair, and asked Tang Monk to sit on it. His brothers sat on both sides
and the old man sat in front. . While they were sitting there, they heard the door inside open and an old man walking out, leaning on a cane, said: "What kind of evil spirit comes to my Shanmen home in the dark?" The old man sitting in front stood up in a hurry and went to the back of the screen door and said: "Brother, don't shout, he is not an evil spirit, but an Arhat who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures." Although the disciples look fierce, they are really evil-minded
kind. "The old man just put down his stick and saluted with the four of them. After the ceremony, he also sat down in front of him and called: "Come to see the tea, arrange your meal." "After several calls, several servants were trembling and did not dare to close the tent. Bajie couldn't help but asked: "Old man, why do you want to go both ways with such a high price? The old man said: "Teach them to hold a meal to serve the master." Bajie said: "How many people are waiting to serve?" The old man said: "Eight people." Bajie said: "Which one of these eight people is waiting for you?" "The old man said: "I will serve you four. Bajie said: "The white-faced master only needs one person; the hairy-faced master with a thunderous mouth only needs two people; the unlucky-faced master needs eight people; I need twenty people to serve Fang Yu." The old man said: "I think it's because your intestines are bigger." "Bajie said: "You can even see it. The old man said: "There is someone, there is someone." "Seven adults and eight children, they called out thirty or forty people.
The monk and the old man spoke with questions and answers, and everyone was not afraid.
But a table was arranged above, and Monk Tang was invited to sit on it; three tables were placed on both sides, and three of them were invited to sit; and two old men were seated at the table in front. Vegetables and vegetables are arranged first, and then noodles, rice, snacks, and soup are arranged neatly. Elder Tang raised his chopsticks and read a volume of "Qi Zhai Sutra" first. The idiot was a little eager to eat, and then he was a little hungry. He waited for Tang Monk to finish his sutra, took the red lacquered wooden bowl, threw a bowl of white rice into his mouth, and that was it. .
The young man next to him said: "This master is so unscrupulous and doesn't cover the steamed buns. How come he eats the food but doesn't stain his clothes?"
Bajie said with a smile: "You ate it when you didn't cage it." The younger one said, "Why did you eat it when you didn't raise your mouth?" Bajie said, "My sons lied! They ate it clearly. If you don't believe it, I'll eat it again." Look." The young boy brought another bowl and handed it to Bajie. Idiots make a pretense and then throw it away. When the servants saw it, they said: "Grandpa! Your throat is made of bricks, and it is really smooth and smooth!" Before Tang Monk finished a volume of sutra, he had already passed five or six bowls, and then But only then
We held chopsticks together and ate together. The idiot didn't care about rice, noodles or fruits. He just scooped up the food and yelled: "More rice! More rice!" He gradually disappeared!
The traveler called out: "My dear brother, it is better to eat less than to endure hunger in a mountain valley and only be half full."
Bajie said: "Face! As the saying goes, if a fasting monk is not full, it is better to be buried alive." The traveler taught: "Put away the family fire and ignore him!" The two old men bowed and said: "To be honest with you, it's in vain. I'm not afraid of it in the daytime, as this big-bellied elder also managed to get hundreds of people to fast. It's just that it was too late, and I collected the rest of the fast and only got one stone of steamed noodles, five buckets of rice and a few tables of vegetarian food. Invite a few relatives and neighbors to spread blessings with the monks. I didn't expect you to come, but the monks ran away. Even the relatives and neighbors didn't dare to invite them all.
If you are not satisfied, I will steam it again!" Bajie said, "Steam it again!" After saying this, he put away the table and thanked Sanzang. After making an offering, he asked, "What's your surname, old benefactor?" The old man said, "The surname is Chen." Sanzang put his palms together and said, "This is my poor monk Hua Zong." The old man said, "Mr. "My surname is Chen?" Sanzang said, "Yes, he is also surnamed Chen. What kind of fasting did he do?" Bajie said with a smile, "Master, why don't you know?" p>
It’s just Qingmiao Zhai, Ping’an Zhai, and Duochang Zhai.” The old man said, “No, no.” Sanzang asked again, “Why?” The old man said, “It’s a show. "Preliminary practice of death fast." Bajie laughed and said: "My father-in-law has no eyesight! We are the kings of lies and deception. How can you deceive me with this lie!" What happened? There is only a preparatory practice for Kuzhai and a preparatory practice for returning to fasting. Is there anyone in your family who has never died? "
When the traveler heard this, he secretly said with joy: "This fool is a little better behaved. Old man, you said it wrong. Why is it called preparatory practice?
The two men leaned over and said, "Wait a minute. "Why don't you take the right path to learn the scriptures, but come to me?" The traveler said: "You are taking the right path, but you can't cross because of the sound of drums and cymbals. Come stay at Zaofu." The old man said, "What did you see when you came to the water?" The traveler said, "I only saw a stone tablet with a message on the Three Rivers Tongtian River." The inscription reads: "Eight Hundred Miles of Eternal Young Man Walked", and there is nothing else. "The old man said: "Walking further up the bank, there is a good thing only a few miles away from the inscription. "Have you never seen the Inspiration King Temple?" The traveler said, "I haven't seen it. Please tell me, sir, what is inspiration?" The two old men cried together: "Master! The temple prospered in one place, and the powerful spirit traveled far and wide to bless the people. Every year, nectar was sprinkled on the village, and happy clouds fell in the village every year. Luo Qingyun, you mean well, why are you so hurt and troubled?" The old man stumbled, beat his chest, and said: "Master! Although there is much kindness, there is still resentment. Even though it is kind, it hurts people. Just because you want to eat boys and girls is not a sign of integrity."
The traveler said: "You want to eat boys and girls? The old man said: "Exactly."
The traveler said, "I guess it must be your turn?" "
The old man said: "It's time to go to the house this year. There are hundreds of families living here. This place is under the jurisdiction of Yuanhui County of Chechi State, and is called Chenjiazhuang. Once a year, the king offered sacrifices to a young boy, a young girl, pigs, goats, animals, and sweet wine as offerings to him.
He eats a meal and ensures good weather for us; if we don't sacrifice, he will come to bring disaster. "Walker said: "How many sons do you have in your house? The old man beat his chest and said, "Poor!" Pitiful! What do you mean, your master, you are so embarrassed that I will be killed! This is my younger brother, whose name is Chen Qing, and my old friend is Chen Cheng. I am sixty-three years old this year and he is fifty-eight years old. It is difficult for us to have children. When I was five or ten years old, I still had no son. My relatives and friends persuaded me to take a concubine, but I had no choice but to find a house and gave birth to a daughter. She was only eight
years old this year and named her Call it a scale of gold. Bajie said: "What an expensive name!" Why is it called a scale of gold? "The old man said: "Because of the difficulties of my children, I built bridges and roads, built temples and pagodas, and gave alms to fasting monks. I kept an account. I gave three taels here and five taels there
Two, in the year of giving birth to a daughter, it is easy to have thirty kilograms of gold. Thirty kilograms is a scale, so it is called a scale of gold. "The traveler said: "Is that his son? "The old man said:
"My brother-in-law has a son who is also an outcast. He is seven years old this year. He is called Chen Guanbao. The traveler asked: "Why did you choose this name?" "The old man said: "My family supports Grandpa Guan Sheng. Because he asked for this son under the title of Guan Ye, he is named Guanbao. My two brothers are one hundred and twelve years old, and they only have these two. I personally come to my house to offer sacrifices to my family on an unexpected basis, so I dare not not offer them. Therefore, the love between father and son is difficult to separate and let go. First, he and his child make a place of transcendence, so they are called those who practice the fast of death in advance. "
When Sanzang heard this, he couldn't stop the tears on his cheeks and said: "This is exactly what the ancients said, if the yellow plum does not fall, the green plum will fall, and God has chosen to harm no one.
People. The traveler smiled and said, "Wait until I ask him again." Old man, how many rich people do you have in your house? The two elders said: "There are quite a few. There are forty to fifty hectares of paddy fields, sixty or seventy hectares of dry fields, eighty or ninety pastures, and two to three hundred water buffaloes.
There are thirty or twenty donkeys and horses, and countless pigs, sheep, chickens and geese. There is also old food under the house that cannot be eaten and clothes that cannot be worn. The family's property
business is also exhausted. "The traveler said: "This kind of family fortune is due to you. The old man said: "How can you see
our province?" "The traveler said: "Since you have this kind of property, how can you be willing to sacrifice your own children? If you spend fifty taels of silver, you can buy a boy. If you spend a hundred taels of silver, you can buy a virgin. If you can't even wrap it with two hundred taels, you can keep it.
Isn’t it good to have children and descendants? The second elder said with tears in his eyes: "Master!" You don't know, that king is such an inspiration. He often comes to visit our house. The traveler said: "When he comes to walk, what do you see about his face?" How long is it? "
The two elders said: "I couldn't see its shape, but only smelled a gust of incense. I knew that Grandpa Wang was coming, so I was busy burning incense. The old and young looked at the wind and bowed. He knows everything about our family, whether it's a big spoon or a small bowl, and he remembers the years when the old and the young were born.
As long as you have your own children, others will be able to use them. Not to mention that there is nowhere to buy two or three hundred taels, even if it is tens of millions of taels, there is nowhere to buy such identical children of the same year and month. "Walker said: "So it's fine, just take your son out and let me take a look. "Then Chen Qing hurriedly went inside, took Guan Bao'er out of the hall, and placed him in front of the lamp. The child didn't know how to live or die, he was holding two sleeves of fruit, dancing, eating and playing. When the traveler saw it, he silently recited a spell and transformed into the image of Guan Bao'er. The two children held hands and danced in front of the lamp, making the old man lie and kneel down.
p>The monk said: "Master, you are not the son of a human being! Not a son of man! This old man just spoke, why did he become like my son? Call him, and let's go together! But it shortened our lifespan! Please show me your true colors! Please show me your true colors! The traveler wiped his face
and revealed his true nature. The old man knelt in front of him and said:
"I see you have such ability." The traveler smiled and said: "Is it like your son?" The old man said:
"Like, like, like! Sure enough! Average face, average voice, average clothes, average length.
"Walker said: "You haven't looked carefully yet. Weigh it on a scale, and it will be as heavy as him. "The old man said: "Yes, yes, it is of average weight." The traveler said: "Is it worthy of being sacrificed like this?" The old man said: "It's so good, so good! It's worthy of a sacrifice!" "The traveler said: "I will save this child's life and leave your cigarettes for his descendants. I will go to sacrifice the king." Chen Qing knelt down and kowtowed. :
"If you are kind and compassionate, I will give you one thousand taels of silver and make arrangements with Master Tang to go to the West." The traveler said:
"Why don't you thank me, Lao Sun?" "The old man said: "You have already sacrificed, and you are gone." The traveler said: "How can I lose it?"
The old man said: "Then the king ate it." The traveler said: >
"He dares to eat me?" The old man said: "If I don't eat you, it will be too fishy for my good taste." The traveler smiled and said: "If you let fate, eat me
My life will be short "If you don't eat, it's my fate. I will sacrifice to you."
Chen Qing just kowtowed and offered five hundred taels of silver, but Chen Cheng didn't kowtow or say anything. Thanks, I just leaned against the screen door and cried bitterly. The traveler knew this, stepped forward and said: "Boss, you don't allow me, don't thank me, do you think you can't let go of your daughter?" Chen Chengcai knelt down and said: "Yes
I can't bear to do it. I dare to save my nephew because of the kindness of the master. But he is just old and has no children. Even after my death, he cried bitterly. How could he let it go?" The traveler said: "Go quickly and steam five buckets of rice, prepare some good vegetarian dishes, eat them with my long-mouthed master, and teach him to become your daughter. My brother will go with you to sacrifice, so why not How about doing a trick and saving the lives of your two children?" When Bajie heard this, he was shocked and said: "Brother, you have to be more energetic. No matter whether I live or die, you will grab me." Xingzhe said:
"Brother, as the saying goes, chickens don't eat food without work. If you're not full, why don't you help others in trouble?" Bajie said, "Brother, you can change, but I can't." Xingzhe said: "You also have thirty-six changes, why can't you?" Tang Seng called: "Wuneng, your senior brother said it best, you are doing it well. As the saying goes, saving one life is better than building seven levels. "Buddha. Firstly, thank you for your kindness, and secondly, be a good person. If you have nothing to do in the cold night, your brother will come and go." Bajie said: "Look at what the master said, I can only change the mountains." A tree can be transformed into a stone
a leprous, or a buffalo can be transformed into a big fat man, but it will be difficult to transform into a little girl," the traveler said: "Don't trust him, boss.
< p>Bring out your daughter-in-law and take a look." Then Chen Cheng rushed inside and carried the golden child to the hall. The whole family, wives, concubines, big and small, old and young, all came out to kowtow, asking only to save the child's life. The daughter wears an eight-treasure flower emerald hoop with hanging beads on her head, a red and yellow silk jacket, and an official green satin chessboard collar cape;A large red flower silk skirt is tied around the waist, a pair of light red silk shoes with shrimp toads are worn on the feet, and two golden knee pants are tied on the legs.
There are also fruits to eat on the sleeves. . The walker said: "Bajie, this is the girl. You will become like her soon. Let's go to the sacrifice."
Bajie said: "Brother, you are so small and handsome, how can you change?" He yelled: "Hurry up!
Don't ask for a beating!" Bajie lied: "Brother, don't beat me. Wait until I change." The idiot chanted a spell and beat
He shook his head a few times and shouted, "Change!" After the transformation, she looked like a girl, but with a fat belly, unlike a man.
The traveler smiled and said: "Change again!" Bajie said:
"It's up to you to beat me! If you can't change, what can you do?" The traveler said: "Mo Cheng is the head of a girl and the body of a monk?< /p>
How can it be a good thing if you are neither a man nor a woman?"
He blew on him and his body changed instantly. , just like that kid. He then taught: "Two old men, please bring your precious family members and your son and your beloved in, don't make a mistake. After a while, my brother was hiding from me, so he walked in and was hard to recognize.
Confirm.
You give him the good fruit to eat, but don't make him cry, lest the king suddenly realizes it and goes away, waiting for the two of us to play tricks
! "
The great sage asked Sha Monk to protect Tang Monk. He turned into Chen Guanbao, and Bajie turned into a scale of gold. Both of them were ready, but asked: "How to make an offering? offer? Or should I be tied up? Should I be tied up? Is it steamed or minced? "Bajie said:
"Brother, don't try to trick me, I don't have the means. The old man said: "Don't dare!" Just use two red lacquered alchemy trays.
Please sit in the trays and place them on the table. Two young men will carry a table and carry you to the temple. "The traveler said:
"Okay, okay! Get the plate out and let's try it. "The old man immediately took out two alchemy trays, and Monkey and Bajie sat on them.
The four young men lifted the two tables, walked into the courtyard, and then carried them back to the hall. Monkey said happily : "Eight Precepts, walking around and playing like this, we are also monks on stage. Bajie said: "If you carry it away and carry it back again, and carry both ends until dawn, I won't be afraid; if you carry it to the temple, you have to eat it, but this is not a joke!" "
The traveler said: "You just look at me, and when you paddle to eat me, just leave." Bajie said, "Do you know how he eats it?"
If I eat the virgin first, I will be able to escape easily; if I eat the virgin first, what will happen to me? "The old man said: "During the annual sacrificial games, there is a bold person here who hides behind the temple or under the altar table and sees him eating the boys first and then the girls. "Bajie said:
"Good fortune! good fortune! While the brothers were talking, they heard loud gongs and drums outside, lights shining, and everyone in the village opened the front door and shouted: "Bring out the boys and girls!" The old man cried, and the four young men took him The two men carried him out. I don't know what my life is like, but I'll let you know next time.
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