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The second series made the abdominal muscles laugh! What are your timid moments?
? Suddenly, a person has a plan, that is, the class and its office are on the same floor, and they are all on the edge of Chaoyang, so as long as they jump into the balcony outside the class, they can open the window of the office and steal the mobile phone back smoothly. So I thought about it and did it. In the middle of the night, more than twenty of us groped our way into the class. The class key is in the monitor's hand, and we entered smoothly. We all waited in the class, from the monitor to the balcony and then to the head teacher's office. It went well. The monitor was already on the balcony, but when everyone was holding their breath and staring at the balcony, the door slammed and locked out, and all of a sudden we panicked.
The monitor just reached the office window on the balcony when suddenly the office light came on. He looked up to look in, but when he wasn't looking, the head teacher opened the window? Yo! What a coincidence! ? The class teacher smiled and said:? Your brothers are locked in the classroom by me. Go and help them! ? When it was cold, the children in the classroom wisely closed the window, and the class teacher also closed the window. It is easier to go than to come back. The monitor was trapped on the balcony. If he wanted to go back to the classroom, he had to climb the platform he had just jumped off, but he couldn't climb it and no one answered, so he began to clap the window of the class teacher for mercy.
The head teacher's right-hand man, the monitor of our class, let him enter the office through the window and go to the classroom of our class. There are still so many people trapped after graduation! So that night, this group of people confessed to the class teacher, and the students who began to throw their weight around and smash the glass of the class teacher also calmed down. When the classroom door was secretly closed by the head teacher, the students in the class knew all about it, so they admitted that they were timid, but the teacher is the teacher and education is indispensable. So that night, the male students wore pajamas and shorts and nodded to accept the education of a good teacher.
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