Funny humor, interesting connotation, tell me about it.

1. Every family has a hard book to read, but why did you give me an English book?

2. It's not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

I'm afraid to scare you when I say it. I also have a background and can run two programs.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

If you don't like me fighting with me, don't speak ill of me behind my back.

6. I don't want to be jealous, just because I'm afraid to grow into a wonderful flower.

7. I can't cry, there is no extra water in my body for my eyes to squander.

8. If you don't eat, you will be unhappy. The more you eat, the happier you will be.

9. Be my boyfriend, ok? Yes, I can. I'll find another way.

10. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

1 1. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup.

12. When your long hair reaches your waist, I'll open my double knives and run sideways, taking all your long hair away!

13. Real force, dare to face a face without thickness.

14. The most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!

15. Long time no see, I am as fat as two people.

16. My heart is also made of meat. You think it's stainless steel and waterproof.

17. Homework, don't make me bombard the school tomorrow.

18. Is your Mandarin pronunciation correct? Please read it. Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo

19. The night is so beautiful, although it is too dangerous, there are always people who cultivate immortality with black eyes.

20. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

2 1. Eat and sleep, stay cute, refuse to stay up late, and prevent hair loss.

22. The favorite dog does not appear, and the favorite dog does not like it. The sour taste of love distributed all over the world makes you alone, emitting the fragrance of single dog.

23. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and thin can go hand in hand.

24. Every time I face my report card, I find myself suffering from white disease.

It's cold, you should take good care of yourself, or you will catch a cold to me. Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!

26. There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost. It is so big that it can be swallowed in one gulp.

27. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. She can have two drinks and even want a third.

28. To tell the truth, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I don't want to chase him.

29. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

30. I have been lonely for a long time and feel that I am immortal.

3 1. What's wrong with acne? That's my lovely bubble.

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32. I really don't understand you people. Don't you have any crystals at home? Why did you hit my crystal? It's ridiculous.

33. Others care whether you fly high or not. I only care whether your wings are delicious.

34. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.

36. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me pick some and put them in my place?

37. I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but on a business trip directly.

38. Whenever I am ready to save money, there is always a voice saying to me: Be nice to myself, which is why I can't save money.

39. You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

40. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember.

4 1. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long pants with my red thread.

42. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could start over, I would choose Li Bai.

43. Be sure to save money well in June. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If not, send it again in July.

44. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your loveliness and immortality.

45. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm cute.

46. When I was born, God asked me whether I should be cute or have a good memory. I have forgotten the answer at that time.