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The sweetest and sweetest love story routine

1. What are all kinds of provocative routine sentences? For girls, it is always welcome!

With the following routines, I am not afraid that girls will not be tempted!

Here we go. Come on! May everyone be a lonely dog in the Year of the Dog!

1 It's snowing. Why don't you wear a hat?

Because I want to grow old with you!

2. If you hold hands with boys, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?

Zuoshouba

Here, left hand, let me get it for you.

Do you have a map?

Huh?

I seem to be lost in your eyes!

Do you know what the door to happiness is?

Hmm? What is this?

It's us.

Do you know why I am taller than you?

Why?

Because the sky is falling, I will hold on for you.

I made a wish in my dream last night, but it came true today.

What did you wish for?

Chat with people you like.

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9. I have never loved anyone before. You are the first. I'm afraid I'm not good enough to make you feel that love is just that!

10 ... If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough.

Then you must have never seen my eyes.

Because I only have eyes for you.

1 1 Do you know what you deserve to be an absolute beauty?

What?

Me!

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14. I want to be a cloud. When I miss you, I will spread out.

All over the world, look at your footprints,

If I miss you again, I will get together.

Follow behind you

Then drive you to the Moon Palace to enjoy the moon.

15 There is only one travel plan this year.

-Bye.

16 ... I won't envy others only when I am with you.

May I ask you the way?

The way to where?

The way to your heart

For girls, you can't do what you are told.

You should have your own rhythm.

There are 70 ways to please a girl.

One is shopping.

The remaining 69

Borrow a sentence from upstairs:

No matter how arrogant you are, love has a chance to make you suffer!

This sentence is for all girls!

2. Do you have that provocative routine? Share it with me. Thanks for opening it.

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Stay emotional for a long time.

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Pick up hot chicks's love words must be actively used in occasions, opportunities and special occasions, otherwise they may become dross.

The key to the application of love words lies in accumulation. Those who are good at earthy love stories must be people who usually accumulate in place. Then the point comes. Take out your small benches and let's learn local language, Wei language and Chinese together.

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1. Everyone else wants world peace, but I am different.

So what do you want?

I want the world and you. ...

Do you know where the nearest airport is?

I don't know.

You have it, because when I get close to you, the new one will fly. ...

Being with you is like drinking.

Why?

Always want to do it first ...

Do you think I have something on my mouth?

no

Yes, my friends say that I talk about you every day. ...

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Every time I pass the security check, I am always stopped by the security inspector.

Why?

Because they say I have a you in my heart;

6. I am not easy to get close to.

Is that so?

Yes, if you don't believe me, give it a kiss.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?

Oymyakon?

No, there is no room for you. ...

8. I really want to practice my skills now.

What job?

Your husband ...

3. Routine love stories are the warmest short sentences. Hello.

1, knowing you, I know how beautiful fate is. Let me take care of you, and I will cherish every minute we meet.

I love you, so I can only see you in my eyes. I love you, so my world revolves around you.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

I love you, so I humble myself to the dust and bloom.

5. After drinking your wine of love, I would rather get drunk.

20 love words that most easily impress women, even if there is no house or car, praise it.

6. When you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, my mood is thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings.

7. Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. I want to collect such scenery all my life.

8. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

9. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I want to be the theme song of your life.

10, I hope that after decades, you will still be by my side, in my arms, like a child.

1 1. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

12, life seems too short with you.

20 love words that most easily impress women, even if there is no house or car, praise it.

13, I passed the world, but only stayed in front of you.

14, I want to be unintentional, I want to be with you for a lifetime.

15, the door of happiness is calling us.

16, since I met you, my heart has sprouted, waiting for your watering until it blooms.

17, I have never participated in your past, and I will always be in your future.

I love you, even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, even if the sky falls.

19, I saw my future child in your face.

I saw you just now, but now I miss you, I miss you.

Many single men's love failures usually occur at the critical moment of confession, so that many relationships they have talked about have come to an end before they have officially started. In order to avoid losing again, I hope you can remember the following six confession words that touch women's hearts, and don't hate them when using them. Strive for a relationship that you have worked hard to make the finishing touch, and in time you will bid farewell to the boring single life completely.

I don't want to be afraid of loneliness and loneliness, because I won't give you the chance of loneliness and loneliness at all. I will accompany you all my life until I die, so that you can forget the feeling of loneliness.

Second, my great love for you is intangible. Although you don't feel strong, my love for you is everywhere. Where I am, there is my love for you.

I will stay up late just because I think you will suffer from insomnia, and I will get up early just because I want to know as soon as possible whether you have sent me a message or brought you the first greeting since morning. Love is in every moment, love is in every moment.

4. I love your heart and people who love you more. No matter what you become in the future, I will never abandon you. What I can do is to love you more and more day by day, otherwise I can't forgive myself.

Life is enough for you. I don't want anything from her. Even if I give you a golden mountain and a sea of silver in exchange, I will treat you like dirt, because you are not only priceless in my heart, but also priceless.

6. Your existence is the meaning of my life. I was born to find you. In order not to waste time in my life, I will keep you by my side with practical actions and never part.

Many brothers missed their marriage because they couldn't chat and talk. A warm sweet word is enough to touch her heart. Be sure to give these six words to her you love.

First, maybe I don't have warm love like sunshine, and I don't have lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

I can't help thinking about you. No matter when and where, I will never forget to miss you, otherwise I will lose my mind. Only asking for leave can alleviate my lovesickness. I have no regrets when I meet you and think of you willingly.

Third, I am fascinated by your figure and intoxicated by your sight. I look forward to holding hands with you and enjoying your sweetness. No matter how time passes, what remains unchanged is my deep affection for you.

I will prove my deep affection for you with my actions. My principle in life is that doing well is better than doing well. Please give me a chance to take care of you. You have to believe that I won't let you suffer any injustice and make your life sweeter than honey.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

When I miss you, I think you miss me, too. I think, when it is cold, only I can put on a cotton-padded coat for you. I think I am the only one who can accompany you when you are sick. I think I can always help you when you are in trouble. I think when you are unhappy, I can always bring you happiness. I think you can feel my kindness to you every day. I think you can feel it when I love you.

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4. Have you learned how to start a provocative conversation with ten provocative love words? Generally, I teach you to set the person you like with 10 at the beginning of the expression pack. I am very upset now. What took me so long to find such a beautiful person around me? Do you know why? Because I misread the weather forecast? I recited a sentence when I missed you. Now I have memorized all the English words of CET-4 and CET-6. Do you know my last name? My last name is Wang, but I'm glad to meet you. What's your blood type? You are my ideal type. Do you have a lighter? No, how do you light my heart? Because mom A-Z, if it were you, which one of you would you choose? If it were me, I would choose U&I ▼ What happened to your face? My eyes ▼ I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible. Why? Because I am afraid of my wife ▼ Will you like me? No, then I can teach you.

5. What are the classic routine sentences that attract her to take the initiative to ask out 1 "You hurt me today", "How did I hurt you" and "I have worked hard all day"? 2. Women are like sand, trying to catch it.

Then grab her ... wet ~3. Don't go, we still have 100 positions that are useless. I want to go from bed to living room, from living room to kitchen, from kitchen to balcony, from balcony to toilet and back to bed with you. 5. "What's the use of the tongue?" "Talk" and "What else?" "I don't know" and "flirting" used to be like you. They couldn't pick up girls or chase girls. Kneeling and flattering countless times, giving expensive gifts, but being regarded as a good person.

Later, I saw a lot of routine skills in "Mountain Love" on the Internet, which completely made me a lover. As long as you master the skills of picking up girls correctly, you can still let girls catch up with you even if you are not handsome and have no money.