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With tears in my eyes, all three major goals of the women's football, women's basketball and women's volleyball teams have qualified. What do you want to say to the men's football team?

Let children who love and have special talents join the national football team

All three major sports require strength confrontation. Because of the strength gap caused by men and women, men’s ball games are more It is more ornamental and more attractive to the audience. Looking around the world, most men's ball sports are highly professional. Basketball such as NBA, European Basketball Professional League; football such as European Football League, South American Football Professional League, etc.

China's three major football leagues have also implemented professional leagues. Like foreign leagues, the men's football league is highly professional.

Initially, the Chinese Men’s Football Professional League and the Chinese Men’s Basketball Professional League were also very entertaining. Some cities with these two major professional leagues, such as Shenyang, Beijing, Tianjin, Jinan, Nanjing, Hangzhou, Guangzhou, Chengdu, etc., on the league match day, everyone flocks to the stadium to cheer for their favorite team. Become a beautiful landscape in these cities.

Of course, Chinese men’s football and men’s basketball have also achieved impressive results, such as football entering the World Cup finals and basketball dominating Asia and entering the top eight in the world.

With good results, the salary will naturally rise. Especially for Chinese football players, the annual salary is tens of millions, and the signing fee for a transfer is several million yuan. The increase in salary does not bring about an improvement in the level of competition, nor an increase in the honor of winning glory for the country, but a disgusting smell of copper permeating the arena -

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Under the operation of money, bad money drives out good money. Children who really love football and have potential are gradually drifting away from the stadium. The Chinese Men's Football Professional League has gradually declined, from being empty to thousands of people and being despised by thousands of people.

The Chinese men's football team has gradually declined from the second-rate in Asia to the third- or even fourth-rate. It even finds it difficult to compete with national teams such as Guam and Nepal. "Opening match - key battle - honor battle" has become a trap that the Chinese men's football team has been unable to get out of in recent years!

The annual salary of the men's football team members should be reduced to about 100,000, and more bonuses should be given to those who win major games, so that the capable can get rich. There is less money and there is no room for capital operation. Let the children who are truly passionate and capable join the national team!

Our female protagonists are outside and our male protagonists are domestic, one is the glory for the country, the other is responsible for venting anger, and we live in harmony

The girls have tried their best, and I thank them for their contribution to the country, but after being moved, they should be the most grateful What we do is to improve the treatment and training conditions of the girls so that they can live and train in a better environment, rather than using good resources to feed the dogs!

The women’s football team is responsible for growing ambition, and the men’s football team is responsible for teaching geography.

Just go home and take the kids to do housework, what else can you do! [Pick your nose]

We always want to imitate, never surpass, we are just so awesome

Say what you want, too lazy to say.

Trying to become a woman