This is a dirty book, and everyone in it is sick.

How dirty is it?

Its original name was "Persistent Erection", but it was changed to "Psychiatric Story in the Swimming Pool" for normal marketing in China. Please imagine what a special experience it would be if you were reading in a crowded subway with a book with the cover of Persistent Erection.

Yi Liangbu, a psychiatrist in the book, is a wretched middle-aged fat man with Oedipus complex and a special hobby of watching patients take injections and get pleasure from them-"After the needle goes down, Yi Liangbu puts his face together and his nostrils are wide open."

The nurse in Yiliang Department is a young and sexy Ma Youmei. She has a special hobby, that is, exposing her breasts and thighs (which is also the reason why male patients are willing to take injections)-"The buttons of the white coat are almost unbuttoned three times" and "The thighs are exposed from the split white coat".

What happened to all the people in the book?

He Xiong began to feel chest tightness, diarrhea and backache because of the pressure of life; Zheye, due to an accident, he continued to erect in an indescribable part; Guang Mei always feels that someone is following her and that she is beautiful. There are students who are extremely dependent on mobile phones. A live reporter, Xiong Yi, diagnosed obsessive-compulsive disorder himself. ...

Ah, there are physical and mental diseases, sexual dysfunction, delusions of love and victimization, interpersonal barriers, obsessive-compulsive disorder … and strange doctors and nurses. What the hell are these things?

How did the strange doctor Ilib treat the disease?

This is what Elaine said to Kazuo.

Isn't that a foul? ! No, it's just nonsense. If he is in China, he will have to be disqualified.

But what happened to Hou and Xiong? He really took the advice to start swimming (that is, to divert his attention), and the result was "really cool, so cool". He also took Yiliang to swim together, and both of them got the pleasure of exercise (too gay). Finally, He Xiong's health returned to normal, the relationship between husband and wife became better, and the life of husband and wife became normal.

This ..... So Yiliang's nonsense also has therapeutic effect? That's not true. Because He Xiong's problems stem from his wrong lifestyle. When he discovered the fun of swimming and changed his lifestyle (no longer busy socializing and seeing anything unpleasant), the problem was solved.

So Elaine hit the nail on the head. How did Zheye and Yilian treat those patients with persistent erectile problems?

First, he suddenly hit Zheye's indescribable part with his knee and found it useless. But also had a quarrel with his wife in front of Zhe, which made Zhe sigh:

If it weren't for such deep thinking, Zhe wouldn't finally vent his emotions and be liberated from persistent erection.

So this is intentional?

For Guang Mei, who has the delusion of love and murder, the actions of Yiliang Department are even more deviant and directly pursue Guang Mei. He agreed that she should proceed from the perspective of Guangmei. "Oh, another one? Miss Guang Mei, because you are charming, you can't avoid it anyway. " Even to interview a movie actor like Guang Mei-the result, of course, is that both of them failed. However, the fooling around in Iraq really worked. Guang Mei took off her previous armor makeup and miniskirt, and her whole body and mind were carefree.

But the Iraqi Foreign Ministry still wants to hunt down Guang Mei! Of course, the result is very dirty. ...

What is even more funny is that for Xiongtai, who relies on mobile phones, Elab actually said, "I have never used a mobile phone." Then he began to ask Mrs. Bear to teach him how to use his mobile phone. After that, I frantically sent messages to Xiongtai's mobile phone, as if I was deliberately harassing him. After that, he inexplicably took Mrs. Xiong to see a plastic model exhibition, and won the only first prize and refused to give it to the same child, which made Mrs. Xiong envy his innocence-"He never caters to others like a child, so no one cares. In today's world, this is the most powerful weapon. "

After that, I continued to send harassing text messages to Xiong Tai, which led to Xiong Tai's heartfelt feelings and removed Xiong Tai's self-disguise.

So can sending harassing text messages at will cure mobile phone dependence? That's not true. In this wonderful way, Yiliang Department made Xiong Tai realize that deliberately pleasing others can't reduce his loneliness. Seeing the problem is the beginning of the problem being solved.

How is Xiong Yi, who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, cured? Oh, he was not cured, and finally he had to choose boarding life because he was always worried about this and that. However, at least Xiong Yi accepted his situation.

So the treatment failed? No, the treatment was successful.

Why is the treatment successful when the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder are still there? Because Xiong Yi can survive and even benefit from the symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder, he has been on the news several times and become a hero. Before that, his obsessive-compulsive symptoms had hindered his life. This is success.

How did Yiliang Department do it? He took Xiong Yi to throw stones.

He also took Xiong Yi to unload the tires of the Mercedes-Benz opposite the hospital director.

In that case, it will be a blow to Xiong Yi. It's strange not to get better.

Yi Liangbu is a strange doctor. He helps these people solve all kinds of problems in his special way.

If you feel that life has deceived you, if you feel that you have been hit by life, don't be sad, don't be impatient ... Look at this book, it's really dirty and easy to cure.