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Buddhists laugh, this master is shocking!

1, "Master, why do you ring the bell in the morning?"

"Because we don't have chickens."

2. "Master, why don't Xiao Qiang and her mother live in the temple?"

"The abbot is afraid of bad influence."

"Then why can my teacher niang live in the temple?"

"I'm a monk and I care about influence."

3. "Master, when will you teach me martial arts?"

"Buddhist middleman, merciful, abbot, we this clean little temple, don't learn shaolin shout dozen shout kill. I teach you all kinds of classics. I can read them well and have a strong heart. When I saw those flowers and gestures, my tongue was covered with lotus flowers, just like playing with lotus flowers. "

"Master, I understand that knowledge is power."

4. "Everything is like a dream of instant noodles. Garlic is garlic. Without garlic, it will be very comfortable. Looking at the distant mountains, everything must be done. "

"Master, I love rice."

"Well, today's breakfast, ah no, let's call it a day."

5. "Master, I heard a burst of firecrackers in the morning."

"Someone got married at the foot of the mountain."

"Why set off firecrackers when you get married?"

"It must be to give yourself courage."

6. "Master, should I actually call you Master?"

"Nothing, just call the input method by default, just right."

7. "Master, why do I feel heavy every time I wake up at noon?"

"You are too persistent."

"What should I do?"

"Don't take a nap in the future."