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There is no shortage of money for the essays in the Spring Festival Evening in 2009.
Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, flirting with Scots. Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards. This is a Scottish sentiment. Grandpa, this is an old and expensive hotel. Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, we have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have a bag? That's a yellow bag. Mao Mao: Yes, I put it on the kang. Zhao Benshan: I work for you, but I left it on the kang. Mao Mao: How much money do I have in my pocket? It's only over 70 yuan. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 Mao Mao. That's not enough. Zhao Benshan: Zhao Benshan: Waiter Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, uncle, we are an upscale hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products. Zhao Benshan: Let's eat, girl. This meal is very important. Shenyang: Who do you care? I am a man. Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt? Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers. It's a small Shenyang in ............................................................................................................................. with long legs: Why the hurry? Zhao Benshan: How much is the most expensive? Small Shenyang: 1 10,000 to 20,000. Zhao Benshan: Is this the case? I have dinner today and check out tomorrow. Shenyang: IOUs. Zhao Benshan: Not an IOU. We all have money. (handing out 100 yuan) Xiao Shenyang: What is this? Zhao Benshan: I'll give you a hint. Shenyang: Grandpa, you are so clever. You are so handsome. Zhao Benshan: Here comes the guest. Please hold it for me when I order. I'll order your food. Shenyang: Did I tell you ... no? Zhao Benshan: You know so well. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry. Zhao Benshan: Are there any noodles here? Small Shenyang: A bowl of Zhao Benshan in 78 yuan: So expensive? What noodles? Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy Zhao Benshan: Is it expensive? Small Shenyang: Halogen seeds are free. Zhao Benshan: A bowl of brine first. The child is hungry. Shenyang: Here comes Lu Zi's duck egg: It's too salty. Zhao Benshan: Is there any water? Drink a bowl of water. Small Shenyang: Free water. Zhao Benshan: Just boiled water. Zhao Benshan: Miss Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come later. Please give me face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years. Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm only a few years old. Zhao Benshan: I've been training your father for more than thirty years. Your father is a semi-finished product and became a cultural stationmaster. You must have confidence. Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, Lang. I want to hit my dad on the beach. Shenyang: Oh, oh, aren't you that guy? You're the one. No, you're not. Old Bi, are you Teacher Bi? Teacher Bi is here. Oh, my God, come on. It's time to run from now on. Zhao Benshan: What, what are you arguing about? Did the wolf bite you? Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture? Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Benshan, the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station. You found the right direction. This is Zhao Tiezhu's father. Duck egg: Zhao Tiezhu is my father. Zhao Benshan: Aren't you just looking for dad? Bi Fujian: Dad Zhao Benshan: The county seat is very grand, with a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle and flowers all around. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers? Zhao Benshan: White and yellow. Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village. Zhao Benshan: Please arrange it for me in the village. Let's go to Tieling for dinner first. It depends on the guests. You can arrange it according to me. Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took a picture of me. Bi Fujian: You are a waiter. The child looks too tactful. Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: We are related. My grandfather lives in Bi Fujian, Dalian. What's his name? Mao Mao: A closed door. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well. Zhao Benshan: You see, his smile is very similar to the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child is very close to his grandfather. Call him hello. Mao Mao: Hello. Bi Fujian: I haven't given you lucky money for the New Year's Eve dinner. Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven't taken any pictures yet. Zhao Benshan: Order first. Small Shenyang: What to do after dinner? Zhao Benshan: Just click. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Now that I have money, I can eat as much as I want. Bi Fujian: Help yourself. Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone. Shenyang: Sorry, there is no Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Shenyang: It's not that big. Zhao Benshan: How old? Small Shenyang: Just over a kilo. Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything weighing more than one catty? Shenyang: Yes ... or not? Zhao Benshan: This restaurant is your call. Shenyang: No. Bi Fujian: No shark fin. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. Once I got stuck eating shark fin, and finally I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There is nothing in your hotel. It's hard to find a boss at a time. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: The boss didn't Shenyang: The boss is out. Zhao Benshan: What to eat? Bi Fujian: Let's have a light meal. Zhao Benshan: Come folks, son, have a stewed mushroom with Xiao Ye chicken. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have Shenyang: This really doesn't have Zhao Benshan: Bring it here. Bi Fujian: There is no pheasant. Zhao Benshan: Bring it. Zhao Benshan: I said something stupid. Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Fujian: Brother, I made all the materials for the next hotel. Zhao Benshan: There are no dishes here. There are two. Give me a chance, you must not show that Mr. Bi will come to your hotel. Shenyang: Send one, Grandpa. Why are you so picky? It doesn't make any sense. We need to build another one. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know? Shenyang: Yes, don't you know? (Zhao Benshan wants to make noise) Little Shenyang: Don't make any noise. What if it happens later? I am young and my life is short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes, you make money. When the days are over, just close your eyes. Zhao Benshan: What is brilliant? He is a kid. Small Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? People are dead, and the money has not been spent. Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. You cook these dishes first. Shenyang: This is embarrassing. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs will come. Bi Fujian: It's an artistic cell. Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your Avenue of Stars. Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke. Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front. Take it easy. Mao Mao: I come from Chishuigouzi, a big city in Tieling. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It is sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight. Shenyang: Oh, my God, report the weather forecast. Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue. Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. I thank you on their behalf. I will never forget you in my life. Even if I were a ghost, I wouldn't let you go. Zhao Benshan: Kids just want to get back at you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no. I can't forget you. Come on, sing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi. Mao Mao: That is Li Na's. Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing behind. Bi Fujian: I am young and my voice is really high. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Mao Mao: Grandpa, the brine I ate today is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Come on, let the one behind me cry and sing. Bi Fujian: Wait a minute. Say it even if you are in tears. Let's talk about the acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is a true story. Before it went to Beijing, it was an acceptance speech. Zhao Benshan: His master is here. I'm not sure yet. If I say three, she will cry. You're really finished. You have feelings for him. This is his picture. Mao Mao: Cry ... Zhao Benshan: The child is really finished. What are you laughing at? Mao Mao: This is very interesting. Bi Fujian: Forget it. I have good talent and singing skills. Shenyang: That's not bad. If I can go, so can I. Zhao Benshan: Little Shenyang, where are you going? To the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: You can't even go to Kang, but you can also go to the Avenue of Stars. This is an art circle matter. Shenyang: You let me sing a song. Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing Little Shenyang: I won't tell you what's going on. Zhao Benshan: You have to say @ # @ #%! #! ~ definitely better than her. Bi Fujian: Why don't you start talking or reporting yourself?
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