Eat durian, humorous friends, talk about collecting 40 sentences.

On the feelings of friends who eat durian humor (I) 1. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

Whether you like durian or not, please be a durian, don't please everyone, be yourself.

3. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Does anyone like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?

4. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

5. Made an old Cantonese dessert, jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

6. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squeeze your eyes and enjoy yourself!

7. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

8. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

9. I ate durian and thought it was mine.

10. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough, but he likes durian.

1 1. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

12. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the skin, and a bad smell passes to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

13. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.

14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

15. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.

16. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

17. Durian tastes delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

18. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

19. I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed, floss and Beckham. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, fried bananas are really delicious.

20. If I had sat under the durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.

Talking about the humor of friends who eat durian (part two) 2 1. Eat durian and strawberry after getting up. Life during the holiday is really good!

22. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

23. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

24. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

25. I ate two pieces of durian and felt guilty for an hour to make up for it.

26. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

27. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.

30. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

3 1. I ate seven or eight kilograms of durian at a time. The whole person is refreshed.

32. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the taste of hiccups is ... magic.

33. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

34. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

35. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

37. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~

38. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.

39. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about 40 excerpts from friends circle.

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about friends circle (I) 1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

2. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness is that I want to eat durian, so you can buy it for me ~ one piece is no good, so I'll have one.

I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

4. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.

6. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

7. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

8. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and kill it.

9. Eating stinky tofu and durian now tastes like burping ... amazing.

10. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake.

1 1. I was a durian in my last life.

12. I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

13. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished the durian in one night.

14. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.

15. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.

16.90 years old, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

17. I bought durian crisp today. I like durian very much, but durian crisp really stinks me.

18. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

19. Frozen durian tastes amazing, which is the gospel of durian lovers.

20. Want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in the snow country? Will 18 come true?

Eat durian at home on weekends and talk about friends circle (2)1. I don't like dates, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird

22. The internal structure of durian is very strange. The shell was cut open and there was a small room inside. There is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside, and each pulp has a burgundy core.

23. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

24. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

25. Those who love durian even love pizza.

26. The taste is simply too high.

27. Is it true that people who love coriander prefer durian?

28. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

29. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.

30. Eating durian is disliked by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

3 1. I haven't eaten durian for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.

I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I was so happy that I ate durian early in the morning. The room is full of smell.

34. Help ... Why does durian still stink after drying? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.

35. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

36. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

37. Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

38. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.

39. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

40. Watching cartoons, eating durian cakes and even burping are durian. Today is also the day to eat ice cream.

Eat durian WeChat and talk about humorous sentences.

Eating durian WeChat made a humorous remark-1. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

2. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

This taste is simply too high.

4. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

The internal structure of durian is very strange. Cut open the shell, and there is a small room. The yellow pulp lies quietly inside, and each pulp has a burgundy core.

6. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.

7. I ate an extra durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

8. Eating durian is a bit addictive recently, and strawberries don't want to stop.

9. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

10. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, the golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

1 1. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, so how can a beautiful girl like things?

12. I really want to eat durian! Dressed and ready to go out, I opened the door and walked out of the yard. A heavy rain fell unsuspecting.

13. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you have to hold back looking for me.

14. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

15. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition and unique in flavor, and is known as the king of fruits.

16. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!

17. I ate half a durian last night, so happy.

18. It's my favorite taste to eat durian banji for the first time. I fell in love with it ~ ~

19. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.

20. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

Eat durian and talk about humorous sentences. Although I'm a little poor recently, I started with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

22. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

23. It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.

24. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.

25. Long time no see for durian. I miss it very much. It's the season to eat durian again.

26. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day

27. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic

28. It's a pity to learn that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.

29. Eat more than half a durian and you will be reborn!

30. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.

3 1. I ate durian twice a week If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

32. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

33. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squinting your eyes is delicious!

34. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~

35. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

36. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

38. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

39. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

40. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.

I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night.

I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night (1) 1. After eating durian, don't sing with the microphone, if the microphone still wants it.

Eating durian three times a month is my greatest affirmation of this durian pizza.

I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.

There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!

It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.

6. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

7. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

8. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.

9. I recently ate my favorite baked durian pudding. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.

10. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.

1 1. This taste is simply too high.

12. I said I liked durian before, and my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!

13. I like watermelon. You must do your best to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

14. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!

15. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.

16. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.

17. I like durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.

18. Lunch for one person, a whole durian pizza, and after eating the stuffing, the skin is left.

19. I saved my card at Maoshanwang for more than two years, and spent more than half of it tonight, for fear that the store would close. It's the first time to eat durian Melaleuca cake, and it tastes good.

20. Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.

I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night (2 1). I really can't help smoking and eating durian.

22. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.

23. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.

24. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

25. There is really no one to eat durian in the middle of the night.

26. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

I accept this idea. After all, I like durian very much

28. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.

29. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.

30. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

3 1. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

32. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, and some people think there is no absolute right or wrong with incense. Just be happy.

33. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

34. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing. You can eat durian ice cream after work every day.

35. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.

36. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

37. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed and fluffy Beckham. Fried bananas are really delicious.

38. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.

39. I like to eat durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.

40. Those who like durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.