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Valentine's Day greetings for singles circle of friends are very short.

1, tanabata, single friends, let's go to the cinema together and block the seats one by one.

2. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are not the same person every year.

3, eight kilometers of coast seven centimeters blue, who cares that your true love is as deep as the sea.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

5. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

6. People say I'm single. This is very interesting. Everyone is the same. Who can have two bodies? Nezha's superhuman powers are just a body.

Valentine's Day greetings on Tanabata are very short.

7. When we break up, don't tell me that we are not suitable. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

8. Every romantic Valentine's Day, there is always no one around.

9. In the past, mail was very slow, so I can only love one person in my life. Now with the development of network technology, I can have 50 people every day.

10, I prefer feelings, only you are my appetite.

Qixi, please don't ask me out! I want to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening and medicine in the early morning.

12, just to see you, for this day, I waited for 364 days, just to see you in the same place, be there or be square.

Talk about Valentine's Day friends circle on Tanabata.

13, it's very kind of you. I don't want you to go to other people's homes.

14, tanabata, is the day of the cowherd and the weaver girl. You two have nothing to do with the blind.

Do you want to meet my sister on Valentine's Day tomorrow?

16, wish me a happy tanabata. I thank you and wish you a happy Tomb-Sweeping Day in advance.

17, the reason why you are single: it is difficult for acquaintances to contact and strangers to talk.

18, I have two lucky things in my life, one is to meet you, and the other is to spend the rest of my life with you.

Valentine's Day greetings on Tanabata are very short.

19. How did you spend Valentine's Day in China? Think behind closed doors.

20. What love is there in the Tanabata show? You have the ability to shop on Taobao Tmall with me on Singles Day.

2 1, it's out of date to want to play and even watch on Tanabata. How nice it is to touch and eliminate a pair of mistresses.

22. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense. Is it a man or a dog? Now that I remember, it's true.

Valentine's Day in China means that you don't want to share your gifts. You can share your boyfriend or girlfriend, maybe you have the same style, maybe you have a hot style, which is very exciting.

24. If someone says good night, look up at the moon; If someone understands you, look at the road under your feet.

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25. When you really love someone, you will forget your own pain and loss, but only care about the other person's pain and loss.

26. I have deer in my heart, so you live carefully.

27. Valentine's Day is coming. The whole world smells the sour taste of love, and I smell single dog.

You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Pig Bajie, you didn't take the rest except a piece of meat, and no one buried the dead.

29, Tanabata, I rented it at a low price and had a sale! Please make a reservation in advance if necessary.

Reason is a useless lid that can be washed away by the boiling water of emotion, because the dry wood of love burns at the bottom of the lid.

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Aren't you tired? You have been running in my heart all day.

32. I sell breakfast Today, the "Singles Day Package" was specially launched, with four fried dough sticks and one egg, which caused a sensation in this street and has been sold until now.

33. Excuse me, Miss, which way is this? Which way? The way to your heart.

I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

35. The man I want to marry doesn't do much on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

36. My love for you is like a tractor climbing a hill with great vigour.