Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - You have no money.
You have no money.
The world is actually very simple, but the human heart is very complicated; The human heart is actually very simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated; The distribution of benefits is actually very simple, but social relations are very complicated.
People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy; People will suffer when they are complicated, but people who suffer are everywhere.
Only when you are down and out can you understand how few people are willing to help you. Only when you are poorest can you understand that no matter how good your feelings are, they can't compare with reality. People are not greedy for money but afraid of suffering.
Thank you for forcing me to pay 50 yuan when I was down and out. I know you have no money either. You always invite me to dinner after work. This fifty dollars is more than fifty dollars, which is priceless friendship.
4. Life always comes down and out. You don't know who's real until you lose it once.
I know the world is as short as dew, however, however. -During the day? Xiao Lin yi cha
6. A friend in need is a friend indeed. -Ming East Lu Gu crazy life "Drunken Wake Stone"
He always looks at me with confused eyes, red eyes and hungry eyes.
"How much is this chaotic bowl? ~ ~ ~ What! A dollar. " Grandpa looked at me with muddy eyes and touched his pocket. His hoarse voice rang again. "Then come to the bowl!" "Grandpa took out a small plastic bag from his pocket. That's a cloth bag. Grandpa shivered and opened it layer by layer, as if it were a treasure that had been treasured for a long time. Finally, a Zhang Xiaomao coin lay quietly on his handkerchief. Grandpa carefully gave the stall owner one point at a time, and the white porcelain bowl reflected the faint light of the morning light on grandpa's skinny hand, which stung my eyes. (excerpt)
Since her father left early, she and her mother lived together. I ate white tea and rice and wore coarse clothes. Mother and daughter live in a small house of more than 30 square meters, and the only valuable thing is that 17 inch black and white TV. Mothers can only make a living by doing odd jobs at ordinary times, and most of the tuition fees are maintained by school remission. When others happily buy their favorite toys, she can only watch with envy and then go home to help her mother with housework.
3. The joke about being down and out without money is that flue-cured tobacco is boring, while foreign cigarettes kill cigars and smoke Cuba.
White wine is too strong for beer and foreign wine is too weak for drinking xo.
100 yuan shabby thousand yuan banquet at least 10 thousand.
Delicious delicacies and seafood are too greasy and fishy, and they are specially protected at home.
Man-Han banquet, two tables, eating table, watching table.
Rolls bought two cars and towed one.
Two private villas, living in two buildings, raising pigs.
Pierre Cardin two sets of curtain cover rags
When we spend money.
The first floor is too low, two floors high, and the villa has three floors.
Three-star four-star level is too low. Stay in a five-star hotel.
BMW Mercedes-Benz gear is enough for Lincoln to add.
Man-Han banquet, two tables, eating table and feeding dog table.
Rouse bought two coal carts.
Private villa with two buildings and two warehouses.
Pierre Cardin's two sets of rags were used to repair the hole.
Private bodyguards let two teams carry the other team.
Buy two helicopters and hang the other one.
The sentence about being down and out is 1. Maybe because the tears are too real, I have some palpitations.
2, the eyes know that tears are scattered all over the floor and can never come back.
3, never need to think of it, because it has never been forgotten.
One end of the train is always concerned, and the other end is always yearning.
Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it's in your mind. People who understand me don't need to explain.
6. You can be silent, regardless of my anxiety; You can ignore my anxiety by not returning messages.
7. The wind is blowing, and my dream and I are slowly falling asleep.
8. We are chasing happily among the flowers, and I am playing with my dreams.
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
10, it is said that there is a city without tears. People in the city were happy at first, but there were no tears. Later, because the tears ran dry.
People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.
Second, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?
Third, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?
Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.
5. Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
6. Do most people get paid before they work, or do they work before they get paid?
7. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.
6. Classic sentences Without money, you can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
When we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?
Men become bad when they have money, yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.
No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?
Money can buy a person's body, but not a person's love.
Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.
Hope to adopt
7. The sentence 1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.
2. I spent 15 yuan for a month!
I'm going to die. I have 30 cents left. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.
I have no money and nothing to love you, but I will love you with my life.
People like me can't afford to go to the movies, so they can only stay at home and watch TV plays.
6. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that I have no money.
7. When you have no money, your wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
8. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What else do we have after 90?
9. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.
10, if love has no money to decorate, love is the natural beauty of nudity.
1 1, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.
12, I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. Can I be your equal?
13, I saw my childhood crying, but I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.
14, if the money is spent, it is yours, and if it is not spent, it may not necessarily belong to anyone. If the score is deducted, it will be yours. If it is not deducted, which teacher may have read it wrong!
15, happiness is on thin ice, but pain is always with you.
16, I heard someone say that power+money = man today. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?
17, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.
8. The feeling of failure and depression, the classic expression of forgetting what happened in the past.
You should try to get rid of the psychological trauma of the past and don't always blame yourself. What makes me sad is that many people who are as inferior as you are often unable to extricate themselves because they are immersed in the past. Before doing something, they always think of an experience similar to this one. If this experience is painful, your confidence in doing things will be seriously damaged. For example, you want to pursue a beautiful girl, but your past failure tells you that it is too difficult for you, so when you face that girl, you will definitely doubt your ability and feel inferior. Therefore, it is very important that you try to forget the negative things that happened in the past quickly.
When you think of unpleasant things in the past, you should quickly shift your "goal" and always adjust yourself with happy things. Learning to change your inner sadness is equivalent to eradicating the soil of inferiority. If you think of unhappy things in the past, have some fun, watch a comedy movie or play ball with friends as soon as possible to keep unhappy things away from you. This method is very effective for people who often feel inferior.
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